Paris Hilton announced today through her spokesperson Elliot Mintz, that she is gunning to be the next spokesperson for Metamucil. "You know, I love their product. I have a stressful life, and often I can get constipated. If I haven't had enough alcohol the night before, there is nothing like a spoonful of Metamucil mixed with water. A little tip is that I use Smart Water with my Metamucil for just that little bit of extra flavor."
"I know Metamucil has never really had a spokesperson before, but I just think it is time. Everyone in LA loves their product, and there is no better way to lose a quick 7-8 pounds than mixing an entire bottle of Metamucil or "M" as we like to call it with a Red Bull and just letting nature take its course."
"I am so excited about the possibility of becoming their spokesperson. That's hot."
Paris is so excited about the possibility of talking about her bathroom habits for money that she went out and got a ring initialed with her favorite activity and hopes that cinches it for the Metamucil people.