Friday, March 28, 2008

Ted C. Blind Item #1

If this one’s true, Butch Spit-Spat should haul out a friggin’ movie about it—after all, isn’t that something he does rather well?

BSS, never one to be exactly primo to the ladies after bedding them, was nevertheless around one of them long enough to father a kid, now a teenager. And according to an outraged acquaintance of Blondie-Babe, a rising young twentysomething honey-haired actress, Blondie’s screwing Butch’s 15-year-old boy. Said amigo is trying to get B2 hauled into jail, much to the Spit-Spat boy’s great dissatisfaction, I’m sure.

Jeez. Don’t know whether to call the cops or Entertainment Tonight on this one. Both would treat the story the same, I suspect.

25 comments:

canadachick said...

i'm going out on a limb here and saying Clooney. No idea about the girl ...maybe Ashley Tisdale

Kristen S. said...

Incomprehensible gibberish, as usual from TC. How many people are we talking about here? As far as I can see, there's Dad, Son, Woman Screwing Son. So who is "said amigo"?

Twisted Sister said...

Warren Beatty has a son who is around 15, if not 15. And I immediately thought of Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson. Ewwww....

Canadachick, the actor has a 15 year old son, so it's not G.C.

CarolMR said...

I'm totally lost! Who's B2 refer to?

IndigoBlue said...

Okay, there's an actor who's known for not being nice to the women he beds afterwards, but was at least with one long enough to father a son who is now 15.

Then we have Blondie-Babe who is a twentysomething up and coming actress. She's screwing the 15 year old son of the actor. Blondie Babe has an acquaintance who is not happy that Blondie is screwing the 15 yo and is trying to get her arrested for it, much to the 15 year old's dismay.

I hate Ted C.

Twisted Sister said...

B2 is Blondie Babe.

IndigoBlue said...

Well, I guess after reading it again, the father might not be an actor, just someone in the movie industry b/c he "hauls out" movies well. So could be a director or producer or someone like that, too.

So confusing.

CarolMR said...

Thanks, indigoblue and twisted sister. I couldn't make heads nor tails of that item!

mandythegreat said...

Jack Nicholson has a 15 year old son.

Twisted Sister said...

Carol, I was screwing it up myself. I thought both the 20 something and the 15 year old were BSS's kids and they were screwing each other - thus the eeeeewwwwwwww.

Indigo is right, this could be a producer or director.

canadachick said...

my bad..i took it to mean that the actor had a secret child thus being greatly dissatisfied that it would come out.

wildflower said...

This was so confusing - more so than normal. The "And it ain'ts" are: Michael Madsen, Will Smith and Jack Nicholson.

CarolMR said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found it confusing!

Twisted Sister said...

Canadachick, it COULD mean that it's a child we don't even know about. This is frustrating.

Mandy, just when I was going to post that Jack Nicholson was an interesting guess, Wildflower posts the aint's and he's one of them.

I give up.

Ask A Hooker said...

Anyone ever read Ted's really old stuff? Not nearly as unintelligible. I hate it that 10% of his audience will kiss his ass and say they can read his blinds just fine, the other 90% is completely confused, and he just doesn't care. Its like he refuses to acknowledge that all that gibberish is putting people off. I stopped reading his column a long time ago for this very reason. He's too stubborn to water it down just a little to keep his readership, and it'll be his downfall!

His writing is so ridiculous, I always pictured him with a Robert Leach accent.

canadachick said...

Michael Madsen and Jack Nicholson have famous sisters...not sure how Will Smith fits in to that theory??

CarolMR said...

Jack Nicholson has a famous sister?

IndigoBlue said...

Could Butch Spit-Spat refer to the fact that whomever he is is well known for being a tough guy, rough 'em up type like Sly Stallone or something? Not saying it's him, just in that vein, know what I mean? Or could be known for making those type of tough guy movies if a director or producer.

I agree with Ted losing readership b/c of his writing style. That's why I stopped reading them. Too confusing and frustrating. I only read him here b/c Enty posts them. grrrr...

CarolMR said...

If it's a producer, what about Bob Evans?

Brandy said...

Ted C blind items are the worst they're hard to understand with all his mumbo jumbo I'm glad I'm not the only one who think so.

canadachick said...

duh i was thinking Warren Beattie's sister.....its friday and i'm obviously in need of a weekend HAHA.........but i'm thinking the chick is Mishca Barton - sounds like something she'd do.......LOL

lyz said...

I don't have a clue. It's not even English. A few years ago I could read and understand his jargon. Now it's like trying to understand someone with marbles in their mouths.

Not much to guess. Some chick from The Hills is sleeping with a 15 y.o.

liveunderarock said...

This could be way off base because I'm terrible with Ted's blinds.

The first sentence makes me think it could be someone (like Michael Moore) that makes controversial documentaries or films.

Judi said...

I first thought Tarantino but there's no offspring shown on his Imdb profile. Hmmm.

jlb said...

My first thought was Oliver Stone, but he's got more then one kid.