Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Nothing Like Not Being The Only Breadwinner


Cash Warren has a long way to go before he actually possesses a dollar that didn't come from Jessica Alba's purse, but at least she is trying to help her baby daddy do something that might possibly earn some money down the road.

Cash is involved in a social networking site similar to Facebook and YouTube. Besides hitting up Jessica for money he also has been hitting up NBA players which is why he was seen with Steve Nash last week. I guess the way it works is that the NBA player gets to go on a date with Cash and Jessica. She bends over a lot and the NBA player writes a check. Show enough cleavage and you start a company called ibeatyou.com I know, I know, but I don't think it is about people actually beating other people, although that would be cool. Kind of like bumfights goes to college, but with people actually showering.

So, in order to help this project as much as she can, Jessica Alba actually cracked a smile and looks way less crankier than normal in this video she participated in for Cash. Not like he paid her cash. Just that his name is Cash. Somehow I don't think he could afford Jessica's rates without using Jessica's card to pay for it. If he did that though then she basically would be paying for herself, and for that you don't really need a guy, just a toy.

Anyway, take a look at the video.

5 comments:

Snautrag said...

Sorry. Completely off topic, but remember ENT's blind last year about a singer who doesn't sing her own songs?

Check this out:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/24780

Carla said...

i was able to watch 40 seconds and then i slammed into bored-to-bits and could view no more.

smiling jessica is creepy too.

Carla said...

i was able to watch 40 seconds and then i slammed into bored-to-bits and could view no more.

smiling jessica is creepy too.

Jerry said...

I like this video a lot. Seems like it's all shot in one take which is a beast to pull off. And they led with a famous face but didn't feature her. The website looks like fun too.

Jessy Jane said...

Cash should take a hint from the genius K-Fed and hire attorneys and publicists to make her look batshit nuts, have her declared insane and unfit, partner up with her father, and open up a Taco stand. Isn't that every man's dream now days?

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