Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Kneepads Magazine Does It Again


All day yesterday I watched as more and more websites linked to People Magazine and their story that Jamie Lynn Spears was showing off her new engagement ring to friends in Louisiana and in Mississippi. Kneepads Magazine used sources for this story. Using sources is for when someone does not want to come forward and be the one identified as leaking the story. If Jamie Lynn Spears is really showing off her engagement ring and wearing it in public and telling people in two states all about it, then why are there "sources?"

Presumably Casey "I don't have a job, but can afford a diamond ring big enough to keep a Spears child happy" Aldridge must have told his friends and family about buying the ring for Jamie, and how he was going to ask her to marry him and all of the things associated with that. What is he 18 or 19? You think he did it all in secret, snuck up to Jamie's house at night, called her on his cell, to come to her bedroom window and tossed the ring up to her to catch?

I think what happened is that there were a spate of negative stories about Jamie and her partying a few weeks ago, and that last week people were talking about how Casey was dating other women. So, what is a family trying to do that wants all of this to seem legitimate? How about a call to Kneepads? In return for this story, People will probably get a special discount on the exclusive photos of Jamie Lynn's baby. Unless of course it is obvious that that the baby does not belong to Casey, in which case, they will borrow some blond hair blue eyed baby from the nursery in the hospital.

8 comments:

surfer said...

Hey Ent,

Didn't Jamie & her mother strike some sort of exclusive deal with OK! or Hello magazine for the first baby pics? Now Kneepads? Something else is going on, I tell ya. This is all such a bunch of crapola.

Liz said...

I love that Jamie Lynn is 16, pregnant and wearing a Heineken tee in this pic. So classy!

jlb said...

So, does that mean the real baby daddy isn't caucasian?

Moosefan said...

Sad. Just sad is all I can say.

Unknown said...

I love how now there are rumors that they're getting married. I never understood how an ill-advised marriage at 16 is supposed to make a pregnancy better. Now their child is just going to have to deal with the stress of their parents' divorce on top of the craziness of being a Spears' offspring.

Seriously, how does getting married make the pregnancy any less of a mistake?

GammaGirl said...

Ugh, I'm already dreading the media clusterfuck that will ensue when JLS gives birth.

I actually feel sorry for the girl. She's got so many burdens to bear at such a young age.

Anonymous said...

uuh - a year ago I had such high hopes for her...

at least we've still got Miley (@ least for a few more months, when she starts hanging out with lindsey)

Jerry said...

In Louisiana and Mississippi, marriage at age 16 is called "getting a late start." And why am I hearing echoes of "crossing state lines" here?

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