Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Will Katie Holmes Die Mysteriously?


In this week's edition of Star, they talk about how sick Katie Holmes has looked recently, and how she has constant headaches and dizzy spells, and rarely eats in order to stay rail thin. Star also said that Tom disappears from the house for days on end and has frequent boys nights out. Have you noticed none of those trip or boys nights out are photographed? Just his nights out doing very safe, heterosexual things with his family.

While reading it, I just got this feeling that Tom Cruise can't go through another divorce. This would be the third one, and presumably he is young enough where he will want to have another arrangement with someone which would mean a fourth marriage at some point. Also, even though it wasn't a marriage, he did have the long relationship with Penelope Cruz that also failed. Does Tom Cruise want to be seen as a three time loser at marriage while at the same time his career is in the toilet?

He thought a wedding to someone much younger who had lots of young fans would give him that extra boost of fandom. Instead it has made him look like a 50 year old trying to control everything in the world including his wife and kid. (Speaking of which, it has been at least 45 days since Suri was seen in public. Is she already being indoctrinated?)

So, how does Tom make himself look good, get great publicity and get the entire world on his side? Katie dies. If Katie were to die, people would feel sorry for him. There would be an outpouring of love. People would listen to how Scientology helped him through it. He could drag out Suri and have her stand in some kind of JFK Jr. like pose which would make everyone cry.

Tom would get in every magazine and on every talk show as people sympathized with him. Instead of a three time loser at marriage, he would be a widower, and a single parent.

I love the people at Star. They are always nice to me, and I think they do great work. What I worry about though is if the source that is giving them these Katie is really sick stories, is someone with a pro-Tom agenda and is setting up Katie for something more tragic.

28 comments:

jax said...

damn El that is some morbid shit you're spinning.

not that i disagree with it lol.

Brenda22 said...

Ent, I know you said you love the people at Star, but 9 times out of 10, their stories are total BS.

Chatty Cricket said...

Well, would her death be for real or would it be like a Tupac thing where she continues to release films after her "death?"

AMD said...

No, Scientology would make sure she'd be really dead. I'm sure they'd hold the gun for her, and even pull the trigger. They're so considerate like that.

sunny said...

Ent, I'm glad you aired your suspicions, it could innoculate the poor girl from just such a fate.

People are dissing Katie over this story at dlisted, but I felt the same as you when I first read it. CO$ is evil. Read the linked story and tell me something horrible couldn't happen to her:
Kathryn's Story

If they "break her mind" due to auditing sessions, or the stress she's under with CO$ under attack (and you know Tiny Tom is flipping out)she won't be given any help whatsover. People have died from this shit.

captivagrl said...

run.....kay...tee.....run!(and take YOUR baby with you)

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Shivers.

Ayesha said...

I'm with Ent on this. There is no way Katie can get out of this one gracefully. Or alive. MAYBE there will be a scandal where Katie "cheats" on Tom and she is made to look like a bad guy.

But I think they're laying the groundwork for either a "suicide" or an involuntary stay in a psych ward. Either way, it will ensure that Tom gets custody of Suri.

Katie is fucked.

catherine said...

i still cant get over that blind about the photographer who had some pictures- i thought the blind was about tc and then that photographer ended up dead.... scary stuff. what was katie thinking getting into such a situation, i guess she thought she could be the next nicole kidman, i agree with el totally on this

Marnie said...

KATIE LIBRE!!!!!

merrick said...

This is crazy .. but not so crazy that it couldnt be close to the truth .. its funny that the photog was brought up because after only 24 hours the story died .. dried up .. even though the fbi was supposedly involved .. ent, i think you should find katie and suri, lock them in the basement with you and ride out the storm .. god help her .. she certainly had no idea she was marrying into such a sick world .. or did she???

Reese said...

She always looks as though she's drugged out of her mind. At this point nothing would surprise me. Never underestimate COS.

jlb said...

She's paying a helluva price for financial security, imo.

lyz said...

I figured she looks so haggard b/c she's trying to be thin and fashionable like her buddy Posh, and she's miserable with they way her life has turned out with the Little Tyrant. She feels used and unloved and faces losing Suri if she leaves her sham of a marriage.

I may be cold-hearted, but I don't feel sorry for her. I'm SURE her parents warned her against the marriage, but she was caught up in the fancy trips, expensive clothes and media attention and she traded her independence and youth for a contract. Such is the price of your fame, Katie dear.

sunny said...

Wow, could someone link me to that photog story? TIA.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

well they're not laying the groundwork for an involuntary stay at a psych ward...that's totally against everything they believe in.

GammaGirl said...

@ Sunny: Ta da
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2006/11/so-last-week-i-think-i-promised-to.html

I fee sorry for katie. I know she brought this on herself, but damn!

sunny said...

gammagirl, Thanks!

I feel sorry for her too-and I think she brought it on herself by being very young and naive.

catherine said...

About the pap who was staking outa house looking for one special photo? Well there have been some developments. First, the boyfriend and girlfriend have married. I ran into the pap's assistant the other day and he said that about 5 or 6weeks ago, the now wife left for a few days and the pap got the shot he wanted. It took him months of waiting but he got the money shot. He tried to sell it to a US magazine and they did not want to touch it. He then went to a UK magazine and they offered him a tremendous amount of money, but not the kind of money that makes up for months of waiting. So, using the UK offer as leverage he decided to offer the photo for sale to the husband. They have discussed a price but nothing finalized yet. If the sale does not go final, then UK it is. Tom Cruise with another man while Katie Holmes was in Paris, also the reason for new digs

catherine said...

I always thought it seemed bogus that the photographer was extorting the Cruises wedding photos, and the fbi kept the case sealed? over wedding pics?

weezy said...

I'm also glad you printed this, Ent.

Could she be in the first stages of pregnancy? Princess Di lost a lot of weight during her first trimesters also. I know, I'm naive.

If Scientologists are doing something to her, they've got to get most of it done by May, when the Cruises move to their new house from the Celebrity Centre.

Suri's certainly in their day care or nursery school, the beginning of their indoctrination.

roes thompson said...

there keeping her in for the big 2 year B day to sell the pic for big money

I don't buy it
star's pretty low

roes thompson said...

and the britney meltdown they just need a story about her Joel walk's out on nicole
I dont buy it witch is y i dont BUY it

Amber said...

Hey, Scientology kills.

AMD said...

If those pictures are of Tom, and a scandolous story does break, then Katie will most likely "commit suicide" immediately after so he'll be a victim and all that nastiness can be swept under the rug.

Scientology is pure evil.

blooter said...

you're a creepy fucker ent...

takeme2espana said...

Ent- Gutsy print, but I'd sleep with one eye open. Yeesh.

Jessy Jane said...

Maybe Xenu will return early and give her some sweet job to do so he has time on his own to bask in his gay glory.

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