Friday, July 25, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which mis-matched celebrity couple hate having their photo taken in public because of their ridiculous height difference?

29 comments:

beyondseattle said...

there are so many male celebs, especially rock stars that are shorter then their partner. does this have to be british? first thought cruise/katie keith/kidman stewart/penny jagger/latest model

gillian said...

I want to say TomKat, but they are so prepared for the paps these days- those built-in shoe platforms don't seem to do much for tommy, but whatever makes you feel better...

what about Nicole kidman and Keith urban? They're never really posing standing up, or caught on-the-move..

Tom said...

Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri - they are almost always photographed sitting down.

gillian said...

tom- jan and jerm don't have a 'ridiculous height difference' as the entry states though, and janet j is pretty short anyway.

shazzzba said...

JOE PESCI AND ANGIE EVERHART

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Just a totally random unfounded guess -- Bowie and Iman?

ea73 said...

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker? Though I have seen pics of them standing/walking...
I think I'll jump onboard the Urban/Kidman bus.
Tom/Katie is too obvious.

captivagrl said...

anyone with an olsen, you really must watch where you step.

captivagrl said...

Jada(under 5')and Will(6'3"), they are mis-matched in many other ways too.

jax said...

wow slow news day in the UK.

i'm waiting for the "What married A-list star breathes in and out repeatedly all day every day and doens't care who sees?"

beyondseattle said...

i find it funny that Tom and Nicole divorced and then both remarried people with the same awkward height diff.

Kristen said...

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin...they're RARELY photographed together. Anyone know how tall Chris is?

bmini said...

Jax....you just made me spit out my water....

Kristen said...

Ah! Nevermind on the Gwyn/Chris guess. Apparently he's over 6'.

captivagrl said...

krisen - there is a 3" height difference between gwyneth and chris. she explained once why they don't do the red carpet together. i forget. she's so annoying.

irishstayc2 said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA ... laughin my ass off at your comment Jax!!!

since its the London paper and doesn't say which US or American celebrity couple- i can only assume it's out of my league for guessing...

pert+ said...

Maybe Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher? There's at leat a foot difference there...

Mooshki said...

Jax shoots... and she scores! The crowd goes wild!!!!!!

Do tall male/short female couples really mind the height difference? As it's the Mirror, I'm going with Daver - Bowie/Iman. Damn, after googling them, she slouches as much as ZombieKate!

Gah, as a 5'10" chick, it took me until my late 20s to get over the slouching.

Mooshki said...

This is too good not to double-post. Picture of Bowie/Iman

brum said...

Could be Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullen but in the scheme of things - its a very poor wicked whisper.

Mooshki said...

Oooh, I love that phrase - "wicked whisper."

Cheryl said...

I'm loving that picture of Bowie and Iman. It's too funny. I agree that it has to be a tall woman/short man combo. I'm 4'11" and have never been embarrassed to be seen with a tall man.

i am a princess, yes i am said...

I'm sorry but this is the dumbest BI ever!

Is this an excerpt from Kindergarten Blind Item writing class?

yawn

adrian said...

Verne & his sex-tape partner.

delilah said...

I think it is the British model Sophie Dahl and her tiny boyfriend name Jamie something I think

newsgrrl said...

From the Mirror? Then my favorite couple: Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson...

Moonmaid said...

Katie and the Poisoned Dwarf...

Poppy said...

UK paper - it's Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum.

Sexecution said...

Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher. That's an easy one.