Friday, September 05, 2008

It's A Grope Off - The Two Michaels Ready To Do Battle




Michael Buble gave a quick little interview to the NY Daily News a couple of days ago and was asked by them about dating Heather Fogarty. He basically said they went on one date and that was it for him. Didn't want anything more to do with her. Uh huh. Nice guy.

"I'm single - and ready to mingle."

Apparently he might be single, but even when he was dating Emily Blunt for three years he was ready to mingle. The only reason the relationship ended was because he got caught in public and so she was humiliated. You don't think he had been caught before? Please. This is Michael "Hands" Buble we are talking about here. Although, I have to admit that the Groper King may be losing his title if these photos from Radar showing Michael Phelps are any indication of how Michael gets his groove on. Apparently the guy from Radar said that Michael's grip is amazing and that he gets himself a full grope of the ass when he does this. It is not just a touch, or a caress, he is going for the full on squeeze like a guy who never got any until he became famous. I mean, to go for the turn around, stretching over the couch grope is just not even having a care in the world that you are going to get rejected. It is one thing to be next to a woman, but to have to lean, to make yourself uncomfortable to grab hold of a butt, that is just saying you haven't got much action in your life. Most people shake hands or kiss on the cheeks when they meet, Michael says, "I'm Michael Phelps the Olympian," and then grabs your ass and squeezes.


Well, I'm sure the women in the Playboy Club just love being groped and manhandled by guys all night. I'm surprised there aren't any photos of Michael getting kicked in the balls because you know they wanted to

27 comments:

DNfromMN said...

Ugh, smug ass. Talented, but smug ass. It's a shame talent can't seem to come without the ego.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Michael Phelps has millions of dollars of endorsement income rolling in, is young, and is single. He is PRECISELY who the girls at the Playboy Club want to be groped by.

They don't work there for the good 401(k) and dental plan, people.

Judi said...

Doesn't look like a "grope" to me. Much ado about nothing.

jax said...

not to get all helen mirren but who wears that to a bar and then gets offended when your ass gets grabbed. not saying its right but fuck off in your whore wear.

bookstalker said...

ahhh, jax, i do love your way with words!

Ms. said...

He's setting himself up to be sued by a gold digger.

Harriet Hellfire said...

It's not the whore wear itself, it's the person IN the whore wear, jax...*L* BUt, let's not have that discussion again, I'm tired of talking about serious things. It's Friday!

Michael Buble is a class a DOUCHEBAG. You can SEE it on him! Even before all the rumours started, before he was caught, you could tell that guy was a giant douche. It's in the eyes, I think. Or perhaps the excruciatingly bad music.

not a famous adrian said...

Michael Phelps has HUGE hands.

Mooshki said...

If it were anyone but Phelps, I'd call foul, but I think he's just living up his new fame, and isn't a game player or sleaze (at least yet), and as said above, I'm sure that girl had NO problem getting grabbed by him. :) I know this is one of those grey area things that drive men crazy, but there is a definite difference in how you feel about getting groped by different kinds of guys. I guess you just have to learn to read body language, and from hers you can tell she's into it - she's got her hips thrust toward him. :)

Mooshki said...

Adrian - and HUGE feet. :) I saw a cool bit on a doctor who was researching the physical differences between Phelps and other swimmers. He really is a freak of nature - absolutely perfectly designed to be a fast swimmer.

not a famous adrian said...

Mooshkie-- I read about that--he has the PERFECT body proportions to be a
swimmer. I feel bad for everyone who was up against him--they didn't stand a chance.

Lisa said...

Where did that picture of Buble come from? It looks like a cell phone pic from a girl that wanted proof.

Bad Fish said...

I think she was working, there, Jax. Required uniform. Even strippers don't like to be touched or manhandled. They just want your money, not skin to skin contact--unless it profits. Wearing something skanky might warrant a few stares, but touching someone without permission is never appropriate, no matter what they wear. I suppose it'd be ok to fondle someone's junk at a nude beach....?

jax said...

well as i said above it doesnt make it right but don't get a job like that and dress like that and then be surprised when guys attempt to grab your ass.

it's not like it was taken at Applebees.

irishstayc2 said...

wait you can't fondle anybody's junk at a nude beach?? Damn it... i'm changing my travel plans now...I can go to poodle beach in Rehoboth and watch pretty men run around in speedos for a lot less money...

As for michael?? ehhhhh i say leave him be. He's been training non stop - he needs to live a little now. I thought they had mad security at the Playboy clubs so this wouldn't happen?? Maybe the girl didn't mind when she saw how big his feet were."wink wink,nudge nudge"

ea73 said...

Predictable. He'll be guesting on Entourage next, followed by a stint in rehab.

ea73 said...

Oh, and I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that pic of M. Buble. Thanks a lot, Ent!

jlb said...

I don't think he's much different then others his age - I'm going to guess other boys have groped the "talent" - but he's an American sports hero now and he will be photographed doing everything they can catch him at.

sandman said...

buble on the today show this morning, he is very strange & full of himself & his music is terrible. i can't help but use the overused term, but this guy is the douchiest of the douches.

Petra said...

Does the look on Phelps face in the second pic creep anyone else out?

juicy said...

big effing deal! he's 23 years old and he *gasp* touched, not manhandled or groped, a stripper/server/high class ho at a strip club.
puh-leeeze.

redgurl72 said...

Buble = repulsive.

ally said...

Michael Phelps' hands are devine.

Judi said...

Phelps is a dolphin; Buble's a whale. He's gross.
Phelps has long extremely thin fingers which means it's a pencil. Give me girth every time.

bionic bunny! said...

in the old, old playboy club days, the thing to do was to buy a "bunny" tail. but never, EVER touch the girls.
IIRC, the tails were not even plucked from the bunny herself, but brought from another place.

it is possible this was a private party, isn't it? that makes touching different, and i agree, that's no grope.

sandman said...

judi, you are so misinformed

Sexecution said...

Phelps better play grab ass while he can, with a face like his *and a mom like his* he's going to need 100 million to be able to get a gorgeous wife. Really the guy can swim, and he's going to be opening swim schools?? But honestly this fame will be gone in months and he's still going to look like him. Ugh.