Friday, March 13, 2009

Miss May Is Miss DUI

Apparently being a centerfold in the upcoming May issue of Playboy doesn't pay the bills like it once did. Oh, and it also apparently doesn't keep you from getting arrested for DUI. Crystal McCahill was arrested back in January for a DUI. Until yesterday though, no one connected the dots that this Crystal arrested for DUI was the same Crystal who will not be wearing any clothes when the May issue of Playboy hits the stand.

Well, someone finally figured it out and so now Crystal, who has been on The Girls Next Door will have a nice sized scrum of press surrounding her March 19th court appearance in Chicago. According to the Chicago Sun Times, Crystal was on her way home from work when she was pulled over for running a red light in her 2005 VW. It turns out Crystal works at a nightclub called Climax. You really can't make this kind of stuff up. While at work, she says she only had three shots of booze but which kind of seems wrong considering her blood alcohol level was about twice the legal limit.

I'm guessing this arrest will probably make her much more famous than she would have been otherwise. Kind of sucks that she runs a red light while being drunk and could have killed someone and now she will probably make a bunch of money off it.


Mooshki said...

I wouldn't be surprised if Hef made her his girlfriend - she'd fit right in with the twins.

MontanaMarriott said...

Other than Barbie Benton, Hef has always been a lover of Blondes

Pookie said...

^...not trying to detour the topic, but speaking of barbie benton...i can't stand to see her w/o wanting to give her a flat iron. she's so cute stil but has that 80s/90s pouf hair that drives me nuts...

stiffkittens said...

MontanaMarriott - Hef was meant to be going gaga over a brunette Ukrainian(?) model just a short while ago.

The old guy is loosing his mind.

Mooshki said...

Not to mention, I doubt there's enough Viagra on the internet to get him hard these days.


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