Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which feisty singer has an insatiable appetite for toe sucking?

Her bemused boyfriends are ordered to wash their feet before every bed session...

19 comments:

southernbelle said...

Duffy?

Sporky said...

Carol Channing?

Goodgrief said...

Lilly

Carte Blanche said...

Yeah, Lily Allen

Jill said...

Feist would be too obvious, right?

I like the Lily Allen guess. Could be Amy Winehouse as well, although "feisty" is probably too-tame an adjective for her.

kanonymous said...

Who cares?

califblondy said...

I was reading too fast and totally miss the word "toe" in the blind.

Green Wave Gal said...

califblondy--that almost makes it even more interesting! lol

J said...

lills...is into mexican massages??

ROFLMAO!!

NicScott said...

EEWWWW. Just.. Eeewwwww

kari B-rum said...

uh duh Fiest

Myrlin A. Hermes said...

Well, we know it's not Amy Winehouse. She's probably sucked a toe or two in her day, but she wouldn't be making anyone wash.

Fabulous! said...

i dunno why, but i get this sick picture of a drunk lily allen making out with feet after reading this.

tho she would make out with anything, i'm going with winehouse

ureallyannoyme said...

Angela Lansbury. It was even worked into an episode of Murder She Wrote, "The Concierge Wore Aqua Velva."

(I jest because this one is kinda ho-hum for a British paper. Toes? Do the British have a cultural thing that makes toes more tawdry across the pond?)

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Charo?

These DM blinds are so fucking stupid, but the guesses are always pretty funny.

bionic bunny! said...

maybe toe fungus is common over there? euww.

Chrissy Buns said...

i was thinking Katy Perry, but maybe it's just because she gets on my nerves

Unknown said...

feist you fucking slags!

mrchgrl said...

Yea I am guessing Feist as well. Its a dead giveaway and she is fairly big in the UK too, right?

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