Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Miley's Not Ready To Shack Up With Justin


Miley Cyrus was doing some press for her new book, which she says was really hard to write. Uh huh. Anyway, she was doing press on WKQI which is a Detroit radio station and they actually asked her whether she was ready to move in with Justin Gaston. Now, remember the entire Disney empire has been feeding us the line they are not really even boyfriend and girlfriend. Sure, we all know that is not true, but I don't think officially anyone has moved from that particular mantra. So, instead of repeating the mantra or saying something like she is 16 and he is 20, she instead says she doesn't want to because he is too messy.

"I love him to death, but no . . . [Justin] is so smart, but just like, everything has to, like, go where it's supposed to go and if it doesn't, I get like really frustrated."

So, she is a neat freak and he isn't. Of course you could go totally rated X with this quote as well and say that Justin likes it one way and Miley likes it an entirely different way which would make the whole Justin/Billy Ray thing much easier to understand.

18 comments:

Goodgrief said...

I'm going with the x-rated version. It makes it more fun thatn say putting the tootpaste in the drawer and not leaving it on the sink.

Maja With a J said...

I immediately went for the x-rated version before I got to the last paragraph. I was going to be funny about it here, but enty just stole my thunder *LOL*.

Katie said...

umm how about "no way! i'm only 16!"

KellyLynn said...

I always thought, "I love him to death," was code for "I'm just not that into him but the sex is too good."

"I love him to death" is a pretty lukewarm statement, whatever it means.

mooshki said...

IT'S STILL A FELONY!

Unknown said...

LOL@Mooshki

Seriously, why aren't these radio assholes calling her out on this. Hello! Who the hell moves in with their boyfriend at 16 years of age? This isn't the freakin' 1930's. I swear the media are all a bunch of fuckin' pussies. And what kind of ass asks a 16 year old when will she move in with her boyfriend like it's so commonplace?

Sorry for the cursing, but this dumb twat and her pimp parents piss me the hell off.

stiffkittens said...

everything has to, like, go where it's supposed to go and if it doesn't, I get like really frustrated

I bet you do, you little hussy!

Anonymous said...

of course Justin likes to take her from behind. Easier to pretend she's a boy.

I never would picture Miley as a neat freak.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't she have, like, a PR person who could just, like, arrange for some speaking lessons?
Like, really.

Anonymous said...

I thought Justin had already moved in to their family house? Aren't they already living together?

Dianne P said...

Yes. Clearly he tried to put it in the wrong orifice.

lutefisk said...

You would think one of her handlers would be with her & have that question stricken.
Last year when she did he semi-topless pose, the outcry from her father was that no one was there to monitor what was going on, which was bull anyways.

Fabulous! said...

am i the only one who gets a headache reading her interviews? you'd think her pr team would work with her about dropping 'like' every other word.

Judi said...

Yes, Ms,Leigh and AnnMarie. She used "like" three times in one sentence. She's a hick. Boring, dumb as a post, useless.

jax said...

oh i missed this one earlier!

i think Miley is banging someone cuz she totally has Pill face, but i doubt its homeboy.

Pookie said...

lol, Mooshki!!!

my god, i love the soup.

mooshki said...

The Soup is the best thing on tv. I'm afraid it's going to burn out my dvr from all the rewinding and replaying.

Jerry said...

For some reason I'm reminded of this completely non-apropos joke about southerners {for our friends abroad, this is American southerners. You probably have your own version}:

Boy: Dad, I just broke up with my fianceƩ.

Dad: Why is that, son?

Boy: I just found out she's a virgin.

Dad: Son, you did the right thing. If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for ours.

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