Tuesday, March 10, 2009

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which top model’s plastic surgeon is in big trouble? He accidentally spilled acid on her chest while they were having sex in his office.

24 comments:

mooshki said...

Ah, I see we're continuing yesterday's theme of "what the fuck?"

WildGirl said...

My thought exactly! What the...?! First of all, why would a plastic surgeon, or any doctor really, have ACID in their office? Seriously, does anyone have an answer to that? Secondly, you'd think the acid would be contained in something with a friggin LID, preferably a screw-top one. And third, what the hell kind of monkey sex was going on in that office that would result in ACID being accidentally spilled on her CHEST? I'm so confused.

Goodgrief said...

I agree, "what the fuck?" They are both stupid. Are talking LSD or the chemical?

trogdor said...

lol, mooshki.

We should make that a t-shirt.

I'll go with Agyness Deyn.

Doesn't say former model, so takes out a whole bunch of guesses for older women needing surgery.

mygeorgie said...

I admit, it was me.

Nothin like a nipple lift & a good screw to send me on my way.

Ror said...

"Acid" is the new term for demon jizz

tracyh said...

Top model = Tyra clue?

Robyn said...

Umm, what I'm going to go with here is that it was acid that dermatologists use you get rid of like, warts and stuff.. Since I'm sure a plastic surgeon has background in dermatology.. Need to know something about the skin to superinject all that botox right?


No idea about the model?

Marcy said...

Acid would be in the office for possibly an acid peel??

Marcy said...

My first instinct was Cindy Crawford.

Pookie said...
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Pookie said...

lol, mooshki! my thoughts exactly.

i'm gonna go w/ kate moss. she's freaky enough to be doing her surgeons on the side.

mooshki said...

TracyH, if it had anything to do with Tyra, "top model" would have to be in air quotes. :)

Suzanne said...

ewwwwwww... what about Janice Dickenson?

She's gotten TONS of plastic surgery and she's kind of skanky... plus she was on Top Model as a judge for a few seasons.

Thisisridiculous said...

I was about to say Janice Dick my self...

Judi said...

Yeah, me, too. Janice FTW.

lutefisk said...

How is the plastic surgeon in big trouble? The model would have to admit to this, & then it wouldn't be a blind item.

Fabulous! said...

I agree about the ANTM connection, that sucks if it's Janice Dickenson.

Damn, acid on your chest HAS to hurt. But I'd say, better take it on your chest than in your eye, right?

stiffkittens said...

All the old models that you've heard of would be called supermodels – Kate Moss, Linda, Naomi, Janice, Klum etc.

"Top model" refers to models that reach relative 'household name' status, or at the top in the industry (walking for all the major designers, on Vogue covers, in the most prestigious high fashion ads etc). Gisele, Tyra, and all the VS models would fall under this title (and the VS models would be the more obvious choice as a lot of them have boob jobs, lipo and/or botox etc).
However, it also refers to models such as Coco, Lily D, Natasha Poly, Snejana, Vlada etc.
I think botox or lipo may be the reason that they have a PS – even if they’re young and thin, you can’t ever be too youthful or skinny in that industry.

Ms. said...

Oh Moosh, that was good. You made me laugh. Hard.

Jungle007 said...

Janice Dickenson

Meah said...

Oh ya for sure another WTF one.

Unknown said...

Maybe he mistook her breast for a wart.

Binky Melnik said...

Glycolic acid, lactic acid, salicylic acid, trichloracetic acid ... the list goes on and on of acids used to peel skin to remove wrinkles, acne, sun spots, and so forth. Why does everyone's mind go racing to battery acid or whatnot?

I imagine all kinds of plastic surgery horrors happen all the time and we don't hear about them, and this will be yet another one. Let's hope her chest just peels a lot and that she ends up okay, albeit with a shiny chest she has to shield from the sun for awhile.

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