Friday, April 10, 2009

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - This aging C list actor has been as high as A list and as low as a D lister. His A list status came from television and that is where he has tended to stay. He has been in this space before. Anyway, I don't know what kind of open relationship he has with his wife (F list movie actress), but at a party the other night he and his wife attended, our actor met a female fan who wanted some special time with our actor. Although certainly not what one would call attractive, our actor obliged by taking her into a smaller banquet room for 20 minutes. They then came back out and our actor and his wife continued their night.

#3 - This C list movie actress who came into her A list name recognition through a hit television show no longer on the air has always thought very highly of herself. But this is ridiculous, and shows you what an idiot she is. When she sees a homeless person on the street asking for money she stops and gives them her autograph and tells them to sell it on e-bay. I assume she thinks all homeless people have some type of wireless laptop they carry around with them and a way to collect the money.

#4 & #5 - This C list actress and reality star with A list name recognition has been married for a little while to this celebutard. She might be finally catching on to the fact he is only after her money. How so? He wants her to foot the bill for a brand new $500K recording studio at their house.

51 comments:

It's just me! said...

#3 - Debra Messing?

Quintessential Southerner said...

4 and 5 tori and dean?

teddymac said...

1. Tom Selleck

c said...

#1 & 2 could be Seinfeld's Jason Alexander and wife, Daena Title. She has 3 really weak TV and film credits according to IMBD.

It's just me! said...

Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen could *almost* fit #1 and #2. She's not F-List IMO, but she really hasn't done anything noteworthy in a while.

Cooper's Mom said...

i'm thinking Mischa for #3?
Tori and Dean for the last one sounds good too. Have no idea who the weirdos in the first one are..

gillian said...

1. Is Bai Ling (Random Photos) married? heh

Not Tom Selleck.

captivagrl said...

#3. Pam Anderson?

califblondy said...

How is Tom's wife f-list? I thought she was a dancer.

Anyways, I got nothing as usual.

BTW, Happy Easter everyone.

mo pie said...

I thought Sarah Michelle Gellar for #3, and Speidi for the last one.

Jennifer said...

I thought Tom Selleck for #1&2 as well.
I think #4 is Ashlee Simpson and Pete

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I was thinking #3 was Jessica Biel.

Jaiden said...

1&2 - no idea
3 - Sarah Michelle Gellar
4&5 - Tori and KFed jr.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

#1 and 2: Tom Selleck's wife hasn't done any movies, per IMDB.... Also, Selleck is a very conservative kind of guy, both politically and socially.

I really hate to say this, but there's only one guy I came up with who fits this description:

Michael J. Fox.

(Now THAT would be shocking...)

I got nothin' on the others.

Thisisridiculous said...

At first I thought Rob Schneider for #1 but he is an attractive guy no?

Tory and Dean fit nicely for #4&5
snausage legs Mischa sounds about right for 3.

lutefisk said...

#4 & #5--Tori & Dean.
no guesses on the others.

whole_lotto _luv said...

1&2 - Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna

I agree with the Messing, Tori and Dean guesses.

farmgirl said...

What about Kelsey Grammer for #1. His wife is definitely F-list.
I agree with Tori & Dean for the last one, and Debra Messing sounds right for the second, but I won;t commit to that one . . . :)

Tea Lady said...

Aniston came to mind for #2 but I like the Messing guess....

nancer said...

hamlin and rinna. first couple i thought of.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Question - Does Dean fancy himself a recording artist? If so, that's pretty goddamn funny.

Judi said...

#4 and 5 - Definitely Tori and Dean.
I see Paris for #3.
No idea for 1 and 2.

melissa said...

Daver - that WOULD be shocking, but a) no way and b) MJF is still totally hot to many many people. :P

Jason Alexander is an interesting guess. And I like Messing and Tori and Dean for the other ones.

yo yo said...

#4&5..Jennifer Hudson and what's his name.

yo yo said...

nevermind..forgot it said married..she's not married yet.

sara said...

Kelsey Grammer came to my mind for #1. I always hear /see his wife referred to as an "actress" but damned if I know what she's been in.

I don't know that Jason Alexander would have ever been A list. Kelsey got the leading man bucks for Fraser for 10 years. Jason might have been B+, IMO.

Crys said...

I thought Tom Selleck was gay?

ardleigh said...

1&2 - (I sincerely doubt Tom S.)
The two that popped in my head ( & I would hope it isn't) Pierce Brosnan and Keely Smith.

#3- I wouldn't put past the Parisite. I mean if she shuts puppies in closets and forgets them ,I think it's safe to say, she has no clue what it means to be homeless.

#4&5 Tori & Dean

not on my dollar said...

#3 is a C list movie actress, Paris is not considered anything higher than a Z list "actress" at best.

She's more of a celebutard, socialite, or reality tv "actress".

Jasmine said...

#1/2 - no clue

#3 - ALL of them - Courtney Cox/Paris Hilton
#4/5-In deciding b/w Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz & Tori/Dean, I finally figured that A) Pete Wentz probably earns more than Ashlee at this point and B) C list actress/reality TV star for the female is a better description for Tori than for Ashlee, since unfortunately she started off as a singer and is a MAYBE D-List actress. C) Celebutard is also a better description for KFed Jr than for Pete, again b/c the aforementioned career as a musician

not on my dollar said...

I also doubt that #4 could be Ashlee and Pete. If he wanted a $500k recording studio wouldn't that benefit both of them since she is also supposed to be a singer?

Moxie said...

Is Dean really a celebutard though? I've always thought that word was reserved for dudes who are only known for going to clubs and getting their pictures in gossip rags. He's also a "reality star" -- just as much as his wife -- and he does acting and voice-over work. I am too lazy to check imdb but I'm guessing he has more acting credits than your average celebutard, even if a lot of the acting jobs have been in his native Canada. I would totally guess Tori & Dean if it weren't for Enty calling the guy a celebutard.

I can see Dean begging and telling Tori they can record music together, like that AWFUL single they recorded for their show last season, and he can use it for recording voice-over work, etc. I think he already has a tiny voice-over closet at home (I seem to remember seeing him recording at home on their show), maybe he's looking to build a real studio.

smooches said...

For #1, i instantly thought of David Caruso. I don't know why and if he's married.

kanonymous said...

If it were Ashlee Simpson, it would probably say C-list singer, not C-list actress.

Anotheramy said...

I am very much liking the Kelsey Grammer guess, it fits quite well, and the man is a weasel.

Robyn said...

I'm gonna say tori and dean for 4 and 5 again and for number 3 I'm going with Kim Catrall from sex and the city

shakey said...

My first thought for 1&2 were Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna as well. I can totally picture this happening.

Kelsey Grammar is a successful producer as well.

3. The thought of Mischa doing this is priceless.

No idea yet about 4&5.

Karmen said...

Guys, the "although certainly not what one would call attractive" clause is modifying the chick he banged. That's why he "obliged" to do it. Lovely.
Anyway, MJF is known for more than any TV show he's done. I mean, Back to the Future?
I don't think Jason Alexander was A-list.
I don't see Kelsey Grammer going all over from A to D; he was possibly C at his lowest.
My bet's on Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna for 1 and 2. She fits F-list better than any of the other actor's wives. Obnoxiously and desperatley trying to get a gig but can't. Camielle Grammer looks to be happy gold digging.

As for #2, what a dumb and insensitive bitch. Do you guys think Paris would talk to a homeless person, let alone give them an autographed picture? It could be any of them, my best guess is Mischa for #3.

#4 and #5 - Tori and Dean ftw.

Leila said...
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shakey said...

Well Leila, Shauna Sand is proof that Lorenzo would fuck anything ... I think you have a plausible guess.

JJ said...

Jason Alexander is totally A list. He's done much more than just Seinfeld and I don't think he could ever be considered D list.

Lisa Rinna is strictly TV so she's out as F list movie actress.

What about Scott Baio and his new wife? She has two cheesy movies.

No clue for 3 but sounds like half the actresses in Hollywood.

Tori and KFed Jr are a perfect match for 4 and 5.

Starburst said...

Could 1 and 2 be Ice-T and his wife CoCo? The A list status is from Law and Order SVU, and CoCo guest starred on it once......

Coco has said before she allows Ice-T to have an open marriage.

Starburst said...

Oh shoot, hes more than an actor. Never mind! Kelsey Grammar it is!

Yellowumbrellow said...

my first thought was nicole ritchie? or does benji what's his face have enough money?

The Bee said...

My thought for #1 & #2 were Eric Dane (McSteamy) and his wife Rebecca Hayhardt (or however you spell it)

Lex said...

well why the hell would dean want a recording studio in their house? he's not a singer/rapper

Bxrlvr said...

#3 & 4 - Deanis not a celebutard.

I'm going with Jessica Alba and her music/video producer wannabe husband.

Karmen said...

"Lisa Rinna is strictly TV so she's out as F list movie actress."
Touche, JJ. Regardless, I still don't think Jason Alexander's A-list. Neither is Eric Dane.
As for Tom Selleck, his wife has done mostly TV, not film.

I'm going back with my guess before I saw the Mark Hammil & Lisa Rinna suggestion - Kelsey Grammer & his lovely gold-digging wife Camille.

Here's proof from her IMDb page that she's F list: her most recent role in the movie An American Carol was (I shit you not) "I gave up an ass lift for this?" HA.

As for #4 & #5, when was Jessica Alba a reality TV star? Nicole Richie has just done a few cameos as a TV star. That's barely D list, let alone C list.

Rocket Queen said...

No idea on 1-3 but I like the Speidi guess for 4 & 5 - although the recording studio would be for her - my guess is he just doesn't want to pay anything for it - apparently he "directs" her videos - another way to get at her cash, I guess.

No way it's Ashlee & Pete - he makes more money than she does with Fall Out Boy! I think she married up.

slappywhyte said...

1. David Caruso

Anonymous said...

pete wentz has a TON of money, it'd be ashlee leeching off him..i say speidi
i pick jessica beil for #3...she always made fun of 7th heaven like she was too good for it
the couple could be hamlin and rina