Thursday, June 04, 2009

Ridiculous Break Up Story Of The Day - Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale


A site named Hollywood Dame of which I have never heard, but probably all of you know says that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are splitting. There are so many things wrong with this story so let us take them one at a time. Sure, I have work to do, but this is far more amusing.

According to an alleged girlfriend of Gavin, power couple Gwen Stefani
and Gavin Rossdale have broken up.

So far it sounds like the National Enquirer template we all learned yesterday. I think Brangelina were a power couple also. Does Gavin really have any power?

A source spilled to Hollywood Dame that Gavin has been dating other women. One girl, whose name rhymes with ‘Gidget,’ claimed that she is currently dating Rossdale. Not believing her, she produced over 7 photos of the two of them together.

Over 7 photos? Does that mean 8? Anyway, Gwen & Gavin might break up someday, but it won't be because Gavin is with other women.

In one photo, seen by one of my spies, Gavin and Gidget were in a tight embrace and sharing a kiss. It was also overheard that Gwen and Rossdale are caput and are planning to announce their separation after they are done touring.

So, basically in one of the over 7 photos they were together? If it is such a great photo then sell it. You could make some bucks. My guess is that Gidget is a fan and got a hug and kiss on the cheek after a Gavin Rossdale show. And why would you announce your split after the tour? Do it now. Get massive publicity and jack up your ticket prices.

Lets hope Gidget was duped by a convincing impersonator. However I am told the photos looked legit.

23 comments:

Pookie said...

"nyway, Gwen & Gavin might break up someday, but it won't be because Gavin is with other women. "

teehee.

AnonMom said...

Double teehee.

shakey said...

Oh okay - so "Gidget" is a fan that got a picture of him giving her a smooch. Then she added, "He's going to marry ME someday, see?" like fans usually joke.

Rocket Queen said...

Lol - LOVED the grammar catch - "over 7" photos. Major pet peeve of mine.

On a side note - Ted C revealed yesterday that Josh Brolin has been the subject of a very recent blind vice. I think that solves the cheater/wife beater blind!

Mooshki said...

"Sure, I have work to do, but this is far more amusing."

Hee, Enty read the thread about how he couldn't possibly be just one person, or a real lawyer. :)

ardleigh said...

Gidget might not be a real woman now but a transitional woman.
In any way shape or form, it sounds like Gidget is a bit delusional and Gwen better watch out for boiling bunnies.

Uber*nought said...

Ugh please, can this be anything else that someones PR hacks desperately scrambling for a story to deflect Teh Ghey and Marilyn's expose on Gavin a few weeks ago.

Obviously we're meant to believe Gavin's JUST had sudden affairs with 'other women' after years of no gossip on that front, pulled out of nowhere on the back of Teh Ghey.

Lame lame lame. And pretty transparent PR attempt at that too.

Carrie S. said...

I think the story itself if a joke, but I have noticed in all pics of Gwen over the last month or more - pretty much since the Gavin story broke - that she is not wearing her wedding ring. I wouldn't be surprised at they split, but as others have said it would likely not be because of another woman!

Jungle007 said...

"A site named Hollywood Dame of which I have never heard, but probably all of you know"

Enty, I resent that. Yours is the only blog i read.

I want to hear it from them (Gwen and Gavin). I hate when some delusional bimbo starts blabbing because a famous man had an affair with her. It really doesn't say much about the "bond" between Gavin and Gidget if she's telling the world his business. He must have made her angry (my guess is by telling her he won't leave his family for a lay). I'll believe about the split when someone from their parties confirms it.

AnonMom said...

I've noticed she hasn't been wearing her wedding ring, as well.

Going back to the way beginning of their relatonship, I've always felt like theirs is the kind where Gwen is obsessed with Gavin, but the feelings aren't exactly mutual.

I remember back in the No Doubt heydey, when she used to wear bondage pants all the time, she credit Gavin with changing her style, since he bought her clothes all the time, which also makes me wonder why and how she got in the fashion industry, because she sure didn't start out all that fashionable.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

So the guy's drag name is "Bridget", then?

(tee hee)

newsgrrl said...

"One girl, whose name rhymes with ‘Gidget...’ or Widget :) Sorry, couldn't resist it.

Kristin Dodge said...

It's a Midget? What??

I laughed at Mooshski... thought the exact same thing when I read that line.

Dumb and dumber with more than 7 (8) photos.

Jasmine said...

@ Mooshki - wait, what thread?!? I also don't happen to believe that Enty must be some 400-lb fat, sweaty slob living in his parents basement, but of course, that is just me ;)

now, slightly more on-topic, whatever happened to the brit glam-rocker who claimed gavin was his lover? and the claim that gavin supposedly makes gwen do her hair/make-up like her/him? i know photos were released (well, one anyway) of them together a few months ago, but after the initial story, nothing ever came of it. wonder if this is another attempt at...?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Well don't forget Gavin has an illegitimate daughter, so obviously he will screw anything with a pulse.

Jungle007 said...

Nice of Jasmine to throw in the sweaty slob thing without even thinking of the fact that those words would be really hurtful if Ent really is a bigger man living in his parent's basement...

Thinking about it, I really agree with Anonmom about their love being seemingly one-sided. I figured i just felt that was because so many girls were obsessed with Gavin when Bush x was huge still.

Jasmine said...

@Jungle007, no offense meant by it. Actually tongue in cheek, since that is how Enty actually refers to himself, both on CDAN and on his FB page. You should check out the montage of "self" portraits he has. Enty in the sleigh, Enty at the pool, Enty grilling some burgers...

Alice D Millionaire said...

Jasmine don't worry I doubt enty was offended.

I don't buy this Gidget thing but I always thought something was up with Gavin since way back in Gwen's no doubt days when she bragged in a magazine about Gavin buying her some designer dress for her bd and that he had the best taste in clothes. Not that it means he is gay but it made me think even back then.

linnea said...

Jasmine, I had forgotten about that too! Does anyone know if he denied it?

Mooshki said...

Jasmine, here's the thread where people were speculating about whether there's a whole team of Enty's.

My take: Know for a fact he's a man, 99.9% sure he's an entertainment lawyer, 90% sure he writes all the entries except where he credits someone else. The rest, I don't know if it's true or not, but it's funny, so I don't care. :)

Jasmine said...

@linnea, i don't recall ANYONE addressing that particular "story"


haha @ mooshki, thanks for the insight! although, as you say, i don't care either because this sh*t is hilarious....esp this week's posts. just makes my days go by that much quicker :)

lacquerlipstik said...

Just saw No Doubt in WPB, FL Wednesday night.

During the song 'Bathwater', Gwen ammended the lyrics "Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?" - she changed them to "Why do the good girls always want the bad, horrible, evil boys..."

Did not think anything of it until I read this post...maybe this will end up being true.

Sad, I love Gwen, especially with Gavin =(

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