Today's Blind Items
This A list comic movie actor is looking for a new assistant. The pay is six figures which is extremely high for an assistant. The reason it is so high? Well first of all there is travel 70% of the time and you have to deal with one of the most obnoxious, irritating, pains in the asses in the business. Our actor has tried to offer less money in the past but they all quit after a few days. As it is he can barely hang on to them for long.
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stiller?
A list comic movie actor who's an ass? Ben Stiller is the first one that comes to mind...
6 figures is awfully tempting.
I'd say Chris Tucker but he is not A-List. That is someone I don't think I could put up with even for 7 figures.
Will Ferrel?
Ben Stiller?
Mike Myers, per LaineyGossip, is a huge ass. I vote for Mike Myers.
I'll go with Ben Stiller for this one. Unfortunately A list and definitely obnoxious.
Ben Stiller is a dork.
Robin Williams?
I'd put up w/an asshole for that kind of money. I would. I promise.
Can I get that job! I don't mind travel 70% of the time!
Stiller? Eddie Murphy? Either Wilson brother? The choices are endless.
How do we sign up?
Why do i think on Ben Stiller in first?
I vote for Stiller too.
immediately thought of stiller.
Ben Stiller. And I see most of us agree.
At least s/he will never have to run for take-out for him.
Robin Williams annoys the heck out of me so I vote for him.
And how do these stars get so dickish, anyway? A life of being in the public eye?
Does anyone know if his parents are nice people IRL?