Saturday, July 04, 2009

Blind Items Revealed

June 8, 2009

I think when I reveal this one to you, you will gain a much deeper appreciation of what I am going through as I think of a good way to write this item and also trying to get all of the mental images out of my head. I literally just shivered. Anyway, what we have here is a marriage that didn't last long, but oh what a wedding it was. Everyone was there to see this couple getting married. The divorce was just as spectacular. The husband is a celebrity both in North America and in Europe. The wife is a permanent A list entertainer. She will always be A list. Anyway, contrary to everything you would think to be true, this couple did have sex on a fairly regular basis. In fact, the story goes they had sex every day and sometimes twice a day. The only catch to the whole thing was that the husband has OCD in a very serious way and he insisted that his wife remove the sheets from the bed after the deed and throw them away to never be used again. He wouldn't touch sheets either new or not and wouldn't allow anyone other than his wife to touch them or make the bed.

Liza Minelli & David Gest

31 comments:

Cecilia00 said...

Ewwwwwwwwww. Poor Enty

shazzzba said...

OH YEAH.....I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS ONE....

kelsey said...

oh man... I understand the shivers

nancer said...

this is bad....but lisa marie and michael would have been a lot worse!!!

Cheri said...

ew

shakey said...

Ha, I remember the original post - I was at work eating lunch when I read this, and now I just finished supper!

Bleahhhh.

Caroline said...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

kelsey said...

enty, reveal the one from the 9th? I want to know who the jackass with the guitar is... lol

Heather said...

I remember that a lot of people guessed this one correctly! WTG readers :)

Impertinent Vixen said...

Divine decadence darling!

sunnyside1213 said...

I can't get the image of Liza making the bed every day out of my head. Did he stand around and watch to make sure it was her?

Impertinent Vixen said...

The visuals on this are much more entertaining if you imagine Liza in her Lucille Ostero incarnation.

Quintessential Southerner said...

a&e producers are you reading this?

nancer said...

hey, i'm just shocked liza knows HOW to make a bed.

Alpine Summer said...

Vixen --

I was thinking of Lucille Ostero! It would often take her a long time because of her vertigo.

shazzzba said...

LIZA'S ENTIRE APT. WAS DESIGNED BY HALSTON ...THE FURNITURE EVERYTHING...DAVID GEST THREW IT ALL OUT...RIGHT ON THE CURB....NOT EVEN AN AUCTION, THAT STUFF WAS CLASSIC WORTH A FORTUNE...SHE SHOULD HAVE ENDED THIS ON BEFORE IT BEGAN...YUK, I STILL FEEL SICK...

Marion said...

ooohh icky icky icky!!

Babs said...

Is that "Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S?"

Catherine said...

This is a perfect situation for "ICK NAST"....

Impertinent Vixen said...

Alpine: Especially right after her spin class.

robert said...

Wait, the woman isn't supposed to haul off the sheets for a viking funeral while I lysol the nether region?

Leah said...

I just can't picture Liza making a bed. Not even for a role as a maid.

figgy said...

Nothing against Liza, who's fabulous. I can't believe David Gest EVER got it up for a woman, any woman, as he is the g-g-gayest seeming man ever. Must've been industrial strength Viagra.

Clanger said...

I agree with Figgy. Gayest seeming "man" ever. Ick Nast for sure. I hope thisw doesn't come back to haunt my dreams.

Middle-aged Diva said...

Hey, I can't believe any woman would get it on with Gest--he is so peculiar looking--so overly operated on he looks bizarre.

Katja said...

well that is classic psyc 101

AnonMom said...

I was thinking about Lucille 2, too ... specifically when GOB suggested they raise the legs on her bed ... LOL ....

linnea said...

impertinent vixen -that is exactly what i am doing, and its hilariious!

Wonder Woman said...

my eyes! my eyes!
(ugh this vision is one that never should have entered my head)

Bxrlvr said...

Yuck. How does one voluntarily end up with a person like that in their life?

MindMender said...

The only problem I have with this is that David Guest is NOT a celebrity of any sort on any continent...