Friday, July 03, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

Nevis Devine, that crafty, good-looking charmer of a stud, is at it again. He had a falling-out with one of his former costars (because he, well, just can't help from engaging in a certain amount of ungentlemanly behavior, once in a while), and obviously, nobody warned N.D.'s latest costar that Neddy boy likes to play. A lot.

First, let's get something straight: Miss Costar, a sexy-enough thing who's becoming famous, I suppose (in her own way), thought she really had something going with N.D., even though nothing ever really went down between them. But you know how clingy actresses can get, right? This look means that, and that look means this, she thought, and so on.

But then, when Missy intercepted a text from Nevis to another gal they both knew, well, that's when...

All hell broke out on the set of the movie they're shooting, but only their personal handlers are aware—at this point. For now, both Nevis, whose skin his ladyloves like to say has a "moon glow" to it, and Miss Costar are keeping their rift from most of the other cast and crew.

Jeez, why didn't somebody warn Missy Costar that Nevis isn't really good for the long haul anyway (with two major exceptions) and that texting other gals while he's supposedly seeing another is the least of his manly wanderings. Yep, of course, as usual, like most of the good studs these days, Mr. D likes to keep his boy side on from time to time. Just not lately.

But one thing's for sure: N.D. sure as hell isn't giving up that inclination for Miss Costar, much to the latter's extreme and revolting dissatisfaction.

And It Ain't: Jake Gyllenhaal, George Clooney, Will Smith

42 comments:

Nikki said...

robert pattison & kristen stewart?

trogdor said...

I really don't understand Ted C.

Instead of stabbing myself with a usual pin in the eye after reading his blinds, I elect to use a lit sparkler.

In the interest of July 4th.

shazzzba said...

THE AGE SPAN IS 15 YEARS BETWEEN HINTS TOO HARD...COULD BE ANYONE

trogdor said...

Ok.

I re-read it. *sigh* why ent, why...

#1 - single bi-sexual guy who's skin has a moonglow to it

#2 - up and coming (musician mostly maybe?)female costar who thinks the costar is into her but not really, since she caught him texting another girl they mutually know.

I am going back to bed now. Head hurts.

trogdor said...

Shazzzba

Why do you use capslock? Is your keyboard broken?

nancer said...

i hate ted or queeny mcfairy, as i call him.

i've read this 3 times. what does this mean?:

"nevis isn't really good for the long haul anyway (WITH 2 MAJOR EXCEPTIONS)....."

what the hell does that mean?

lutefisk said...

Trogdor, I like your lit sparkler suggestion. I was thinking of a hot coal, but your idea makes much more sense.

Bionic Bunny! asked Shazzba the same question, & I think the answer was yes, about the caplocks.

selenakyle said...

Oh for fuck's sake, Ted. Sounds juicy and all, but just too damn much work weeding through the bullshit to get to the deets. My brain is fried from this week.

Wondering what "moon glow" has to do with anything, for starters...

trogdor said...

@lutefisk - lol, my niece ripped my capslock key off and the button got stuck. I had to email my dean and my dept. chair in capslock. They were cool about it though...

2 exceptions = 2 kids?

shazzzba said...

YUP...SAVING FOR A NEW MAC

AnonMom said...

Shia and Megan Fox?

selenakyle said...

I always like shazzzba's technique of saying it LOUD & PROUD!

mlovesny said...

Hi. I think "moon glow" refers to Twilight aka. Rob Pattison and maybe Nikki Reed.

Quintessential Southerner said...

"nevis isn't really good for the long haul anyway (WITH 2 MAJOR EXCEPTIONS)....."

it means that he has only had two long term relationships.

ardleigh said...

The new Twilight movie is New Moon.
Ted needs a Ted-to-English dictionary to understand him. Well that and liberal does of alcohol.

selenakyle said...

Shoot, I am lost on this Twilight shite. Have never seen any of it, nor read the book(s?) it's taken from. So until the Twi-stuff is done and finished, I suppose I'll be in the dark on a lot of gossip sites...

Firstly--who the eff would consider Patinson a "good-looking charmer of a stud?" (other than Ted C.?) Oh well, it takes all kinds in this world.

vamp said...

ted has said robert pattinson is not nevis already

bionic bunny! said...

lol! i think i asked that last year, and have since come to shazzba's defense a couple of times!
you know you can get refurbished macs through apple that are just as good as new, with warranties and all? one of the best deals on the planet! :)

A said...

it's robert pattinson but the co-star is not Kirsten. it's what's-her-name from that movie Pattison's filming in NYC

nancer said...

thanks QS. i thought it might mean that but i can never decipher his blinds.

has pattinson had 2 long term relationships?

i don't get the hoopla over him. he looks like he's already dead.

Barton Fink said...

i hate being negative, but ...

why does anyone over 20 have to know anything about twilight and its galaxy of skeezes and skanks?

sorry, i've been holding that in for a while

as for ted c., i used to have the strength to read him, but the lack of reveals made me finally give up on him and his innuendo

IndigoBlue said...

Seriously, Ted C makes me want to venture out onto that new glass observation deck on the Sears Tower and break on through to the other side. Does he talk like this in casual conversation? If so, how does he not end up like the ShamWow guy, bloody and strapped to a gurney on a regular basis???

cdanluva said...

emma watson and daniel radcliffe(sp?)

Heather said...

R-Patt and Emilie de Ravin? She is getting divorced, she could be clingy.

Barton Fink said...

IndigoBlue, now I have the image of Ted C. with a hooker biting his tongue while he punches her! It's not pleasant.

121007 said...

Ted did say this wasnt r.patt. Im thinking it might be Josh Hartnett tho, cos he was in 30 days of night, a vampire movie and he has dated plenty of women. Im not sure of any fights from sets tho so maybe this would rule him out.

kitty litter said...

do what now? i swear, i used to interpret ted casablanca for my husband, but maybe the hang over/no sleep is making it impossible. time for the hair of the dog that bit you.

the.princess.leia said...

A big guess last time was Adrian Grenier. I know he dated Isabel Lucas from Transformers, didn't he also date some right around the time that Entourage started to blow up?

not on my dollar said...

Ted is writing this way to screw with the bloggers. I bet in the real world he's the complete opposite when conversing with others.


I can rarely understand him but the moon reference sounds like the Twilight children.

Pookie said...

omg my head hurts reading this.

Jaiden_S said...

This is hard. We know it's not RPatz, because Ted excluded him last week. I do think it could be one of the Twihard boys. And, Ted said that True Blood actor, Alexander SkarsgÄrd was a close guess.

David D. said...

David Boreanaz? With the former co-star maybe being Sarah Michelle Gellar, and the current being Emily Deschanel?

jax said...

what about the Taylor Lautner?
Kellan Lutz?

i so have no idea. ted makes my skin crawl.

Kristen Lopez said...

Something to keep in mind are the hints...if you look at them they appear to be A+ list celebs...something I don't think Pattinson is at yet.

Judi said...

Was thinking more along the lines of Jamie Foxx but details about current films are only available at imdbPro.

Miss X said...

I like the Hartnett and Adrian guesses.

Aside from Ted ruling out RPatz, doesn't he seem too obvious? Ted doesn't tend to go for the obvious.

I only read his blinds here. I'm so over Ted and his confusing writing.

shakey said...

Marky Mark? He has 2 kids ...

kari B-rum said...

But I thought Nevis was gay?

sunnyside1213 said...

The twihards over at Teds blog must be going nuts. I have to pop over there to get my daily laugh. When did Ted let RP off the hook for ND? I missed that. And the hits just keep on coming.

Leah said...

Every time I see a shazzzba post I read it as "shouting," which makes me kill myself laughing when it's just a few words.

When I read "YES I AGREE" and I hear it in my head being yelled at me, I have to laugh and I think in my head in a whisper voice..." who yells that they agree? Weird"
But again, that's my interpretation and I think it's hilarious.

My mom once threw a glass of water at me while I was ignoring her because I was on the computer, and the water landed all over the keyboard and for two months we had no space bar and no n, v, s, b, or d.
Really limits your spelling abilities. I had to copy and paste my password using website letters.
So lame.
I feel for you shazzzba.

Mooshki said...

Heather, I think you got it. I think the "two major exceptions" are the chicks from Twilight he has a thing going with (K.Stew & ? - I don't remember who else he was supposed to have been seeing). Emilie said she had a crush on him before they even started filming, and it looks like they've been getting it on.

Nosey Parker said...

I think Jax is right and it's Taylor Lautner.

I'm guessing Selena Gomez for the costar.

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