Monday, June 29, 2009

Could We Redefine Hooking Up?


Radar Online is jabbering away about how Vanessa Lemon Jello and Topher Grace hooked up over the weekend. I think the tabloids need a consistent definition of what constitutes a hook up and what is messing around and what is what Lindsay Lohan does with a roomful of guys? See? Different things.

Apparently Topher and Vanessa kissed a little and did some dirty dancing. They left a party at the same time also. So, does that mean they hooked up? I think they messed around a little, exchanged phone numbers and quite possibly hooked up. I think hooking up implies sex or we should at least get the idea there was some sex involved that night. Messing around is a little kissing and groping at a party that may or may not be alcohol motivated. There could be lots of it with lots of people, or it could just be one couple. When I think of messing around, I don't think it involves sex.

Now, what Lindsay Lohan generally does is mess around with lots of guys and then hooks up with one at the end of the night. In the always equal opportunity world of scuzzery I would say this is the typical night of Jeremy Piven as well.

14 comments:

GladysKravitz said...

When does Vanessa Lemon Jello's 15 minutes end? And would someone remind me what she ever did to hit the radar except date Nick Latchkey and appear as a "reporter" on some tv show? (I think she did that last part, anyway).

Pookie said...

i think that poor girl has been trying to figure out a "career" for several years now, and has never been able to. it's sort of sad.

and what's this? radar did something other than report on octomom? *sigh*. i so remember when they were cool.

Anonymous said...

Gladys, she used to come out on Entertainment which I consider a kiss-ass gossip TV show lol.

I guess they don't want to be consider sluts so they try to make them look like they are hooking up when they are just having 1-night stands.

Trey said...

OMG- Piven and HoHan! Great future hookup, Enty! I bet they'd make such beautiful... stds together.

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

Glad to know I’m not the only one out there who has a problem with the inconsistent definition of a hook up. It tends to make me think the worst of someone, but perhaps that’s the point.

selenakyle said...

Hmm, whattaya know? I never found Topher Grace even remotely attractive, until this photo.

When did he grow up all handsome and manly-like?

Cheryl said...

Topher was fighting the gay rumors a few years back or maybe the rumors were started by Ashton and Wilmer to cut down on the competition.

dvz said...

I would bet the farm (that I do not have, because I am both poor and lazy) that Topher is gay.

I would also bet my imaginary farm's imaginary livestock that he has way better taste than to hang out (to *any* extent) with that dull twit.

muccimooch333 said...

I must have completely fallen off the wagon. When did Lemon Jello and Lachey break up?

NYC2008 said...

Why do they call her Lemon Jello?

selenakyle said...

Enty uses Lemon Jello as a play on her last name, I believe.

amanda rae said...

Eww, two of the most unattractive celebtards in Hollywood. God please do not let them get seriously involved, their baby would be soooo ugly, and there are enough ugly babies already!

Jungle007 said...

Of all the thing Manillo is, unattractive isn't one of them. I have no love for the girl, but to say she's one of the most unattractive people in hollywood is just bullshit.

Have you seen Rosie O Donnell?

stiffkittens said...

LOL dvz!

Where has Topher been hiding the hotness? Age is definitely working for him.

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