Saturday, July 04, 2009

Blind Items Revealed

February 11, 2009

This annoying C list film actor who used to be list still has B list name recognition and is still just as annoying as he was at the height of his fame. Basically limited to guest spots now, our actor still thinks he is a big deal. When he invites women back to his house they get to spend time in his special bedroom. This bedroom is covered entirely in photos and posters of himself. When he has concluded his time with whatever woman has decided to take him up on his offer he insists on giving them his autograph on a photo of himself from ten years ago.

Pauly Shore

35 comments:

Linnea said...

hahaha, that one is hilarious...

Majik said...

ew.

clatie said...

I don't think Pauly Shore is a C.  More like a sub-D minus.

strawberrygirl said...

I'm not surprised at all. DO COKE MOM!!!! I hope that one gets revealed!

Leah said...

EW PAULY!!!
Gross.
Who has an autograph... come on ladies, fess up.

libby said...

If you fucked Pauly Shore, would you have enough taste to not want a photo?

Jenny S said...

That isn't hilarious. That is pathetic. Narcissist much?

ItsJustMe said...

EW! A few years ago I went to see his stand-up show and it was the skeeviest thing EVER. Vibrator jokes galore. (shudder)

Kelsey said...

LOL not surprised at all! hilarious. I wonder if they're promo shots from encino man. maybe son in law? both are cinema gold.

Enny said...

Oh, come on Jenny. Pathetic, yes - but still HIGHlarious!

MontanaMarriott said...

I agree, PS is more Z list if anything

shakey said...

All the more reason for me to believe what a fucking douchebag this guy is. If it wasn't for his parents, he wouldn't have a career.

I truly hate Pauly Shore. Unfunniest (if that's even a word) man in the WORLD.

Misii said...

That's awesome.

Linnea said...

well, i dont know how many ladies this guy gets to bring home, but if he gets as many as he SHOULD, those autographed pictures should be rare as gold!

AMD said...

That's too damn funny. Loser.

selenakyle said...

Idiot!

What does he need chicks for when he can just jack it to his own pix covering the walls!

Linnea said...

i actually had to look him up - i had no idea who he was - and he has the most awesome wiki picture. check it out. i think he must have picked it himself.

Anya Harrington said...

Please do Coke Mom. COKE MOM, COKE MOM!!!

Enny said...

Coke mom, and the actor who paid for the kid's cancer treatments. Please!

Lisa (not original) said...

Brilliance! lmao. Would be embarassing enough to have to stoop that low to get laid without having proof of the episode around as a reminder.

sunnyside1213 said...

Oh ick. Gag. I just never wanted to know the answer to this one.

Unknown said...

I can't decide if I want to laugh or vomit over this reveal...

juicy said...

C-list? Really?? MOre like D or F, at the most.

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Karmen said...

HAHAHAHA that is awesome. I agree with everyone else: reveal coke mom! And hiv singer.

Cecilia00 said...

I wonder if Enty CAN reveal coke mom.

At any rate - Shore sounds like the height of douchebagery

Margaret said...

Who? Honestly, who?

I had to wiki him. But that makes me feel better about some of my ex's! =)

Lisa (not original) said...

No way on earth he can reveal coke mom without enough evidence to put her away for life.

kitty litter said...

wow, i feel old at people not knowing who pauly shore is....he was everywhere during the early 90's.

City Councilman Doug said...

I totally thought that was Tom Arnold. Everytime I see Pauly Shore I hear a little tune in my head...

♫Just let your soul glow!♫

I bet he leaves a stain when he gets up from the couch, too.

Maja With a J said...

Hahaha, this is awesome!

I don't think coke mom is going to get revealed, but I'm all for it if it's a possibility...

timebob said...

Pauly still has his mom's comedy store and I guess uses that as a hunting ground for wannabes willing to sleep with him.

But it seems he made good financial investments and real estate holdings and is pretty well off.

WednesdayFriday said...

this is the grossest thing ever!

Judi said...

Pauly Shore gets women? Why?!

figgy said...

women have sex with him? seriously? He seems so...scrawny. doubt he has enough to make it worth the time.

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