Saturday, July 04, 2009

Blind Items Revealed

February 13, 2009

#1 & #2 - This A list country singer who is not known for her pleasant, charming personality despite at one time being America's favorite gets a little mean when she drinks. OK, more than a little. In fact, she got so drunk at one birthday party that she began yelling and screaming at her guests and the guests of her then boyfriend who is a celebrity in his own right. Most of the guests decided to leave but she did keep the presents.

#3 - This female singer is always in the spotlight no matter what she chooses to try and sing. If we went by singing talent alone she would probably be a B at best but I wouldn't argue if you called her a C. Sings a few different styles of music. Anyway, she has had the same boyfriend for awhile now, but everytime she visits him she still cannot get into the elevator by herself and remember what floor he lives on or how to coordinate the key card needed for the elevator with the the pressing of the button for the floor. If she has a drink or two, forget it. It could be 15 minutes. Now, when security sees her coming they just walk her to the elevator and do it themselves.

#1 - Carrie Underwood
#2 - Tony Romo
#3 - Jessica Simpson

28 comments:

Linnea said...

oh tuna simpson...

MontanaMarriott said...

I think this was guessed also

kitty litter said...

back from the parade.....jessica simpleton is just as stupid as i thought. and carrie underwood always seemed like the kind of bitch i would never hang with.

Sean said...

So, basically the most popular guess from the original blinds are correct for EVERY one of these ? Not much revelation there.

Kelsey said...

carrie underwood has always rubbed me the wrong way... then again who from AI hasn't... hohum

*Miss_P* said...

love the Jessica Simpson one

Cecilia00 said...

Sean - just means Enty has some wicked smart readers!

GladysKravitz said...

Sean, I think that says a lot about the calibre of the CDAN readers and their guesses.

MISCH said...

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE THAT STUPID ?
I CAN ONLY GUESS HE'S NOT THAT BRIGHT EITHER...GEE WIZ

Margaret said...

Elevators can be tricky... lol.

shakey said...

LOL @ Jessica Simpson! I once worked with a girl who was that dumb. Had to call IT (almost every day) because she didn't know how to turn her computer on. I drove her home one time from a work golf tournament. She knew the general area in which she lived, but forgot the building number. She said her family just moved there. 6 months before.

Gotta love 'em. Nice as pie, dumb as a rock.

selenakyle said...

I thought this might've been Carrie, but I am surprised she drinks, being so goody-goody acting and all. What a bitch.

And poor Jess--just dumb as a box of rocks.

We know she has a problem remembering the words to songs, so if she also cannot remember the FLOOR her damn BF lives on, well she really might have a learning disability.

selenakyle said...

Right on, shazzzba--he's not that bright.

City Councilman Doug said...

Carrie Underwood is a car-keying tire-slashing psycho hosebeast. I bet she's into coke, too. Had a friend like that once, and oh, the facepalm of it all. Gimme 'nother Bloody Mary, bishes.

amazonblue said...

Did anyone read the Vanity Fair article when Jessica was on the cover a few months ago? The writer said she was fairly well read and not stupid like her image. What was the point of lying like that when she's just a pair of walking double D's?

Rufus II said...

I hope Enty reveals all of the kindnesses at least.
I think Jessica plays the dumb blond for attention. I refuse to believe someone could be that stupid, even her.

nancer said...

i read the VF article. i didn't think it was very complimentary. her cluelessness about her 'career' and her daddy was pretty stunning.

Rufus II said...

Her "daddy". ewww. He and Billy Ray give me the creeps. If your going to be a daddy don't pose with your daughter's head in your lap (Billy) and refrain from discussing your daughters cup size(Yeah, I'm talking to you Papa Simpson).

slider1964 said...

Jessica Simpson, she truly is scary stupid!!!

FrenchGirl said...

i believe every one guessed these BI

timebob said...

I will always hate Jessica Simpson for turning John Mayer into a media douche. He really is a good singer/songwriter now he is a media whore.


Who knew Carrie U could be so cunty.

sunnyside1213 said...

Wonder if the boyfriend was Chase Crawford? I know they dated. Is this why they split?

what is eight past six? said...

@ sunnyside, Tony Romo is the boyfriend in both blinds. #1 & #2 are the people involved in the first blind, and he revealed Tony for that. Of course he's Jessica's current boyfriend so by revealing her as the answer to the second blind, that 'reveals' him by default.

MnGddess said...

Poor, poor Jessica. And if gave Carrie a gift I would have taken it with me when I left.

sunnyside1213 said...

Gayla, thanks. I missed that.

I would have taken my gift home too.

Judi said...

Aaand that's why I don't give Underwood any of my $.

Unknown said...

Poor Tony, such awful taste in women. One is a true witch bitch, the other painfully stupid. Rumor has it that Jess just wants to marry well and quit the business. Since she's her father's only chance at a paycheck in the coming years, I foresee a little relationship sabotaging in the future. Funny how Ashlee had no problem chucking the old man to the side, but Jessica can't escape Papa Joe to save her life.

figgy said...

Amazing that JS is actually as dumb as she acts. Wow.

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