Saturday, July 04, 2009

Blind Items Revealed

April 1, 2009

This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn't stop trying to contact him? When she couldn't reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can't move on without some kind of closure.

Jennifer Aniston

37 comments:

Kait said...

Gee, Aniston is desperate and clingy? I would have never guessed that.

Enny said...

Sad, sad, sad.

Karmen said...

Easiest. Blind. Ever.

Do Coke Mom! Pretty please, Enty?

Linnea said...

Oh Jen.

nancer said...

this one gave you the answer without even thinking about it.

Jade, That Girl said...

Stage Five clinger Alert!

timebob said...

Ha finally one I got right back then. Even though it was waayyy eaasy. Jen really went nutty over John. She never spoke publicly over a b/f until John came along. Legend is John is hung like a horse and can make a girl nutty in bed.

Seems Bradley Cooper ditched once he got a taste of her crazy poosy.

I was a big fan of her back in the day. She could of had it all with Brad Pitt if only she would of pushed out a baby for him.

How an insecure actress could choose crappy film roles over BP is beyond the beyond.

shakey said...

AH HAHAHAHA!!!! It's all true! Shit, I mean if she's so clingy with her bff that she and her husband had to tell her to sit down, then no doubt she does it with her men. Could you imagine what she did with Brad when they broke up? Man.

Karmen - Coke Mom can never be revealed unless it happens in the public eye. Ent would get his ass sued off.

timebob said...

Coke Mom & Toothy Tile have brunch together. We will never know for sure.

libby said...

This is why I really can't stand Jen, she's self-absorbed and acts pitiful all the time.*, **
But I have to empathize with her here, because I am a loser at dating, and I admit I've needed 'closure' a few times myself!

*IMO, she acts pitifulLY, as well.

** Yes, I can't stand JA. If you're a fan that's great, but let's not waste everyone's time trying to tell me how wrong I am, K?

vitazza said...

Poor, Poor Loopy Jen!!!

jax said...

ooh that's gonna leave a a mark.

MISCH said...

POOR JENNY...MAYER WASN'T WORTH A SECOND LOOK....

libby said...

Ha, Apple! You just linked all the times in my life I've needed 'closure' with a dude...Only when the sex was extra-good. When I'm dickmatized, I am 'IN LOVE'.

Maybe that's also how he gets to pee on people, because if it's good, you'll do almost anything to keep it.

But I could never. Ick_Nast, as they say.

vitazza said...

ahahah @Libby "DICKMATIZED"

libby said...

POOR SHAZZZBA, WITH THE STUCK KEYBOARD.

Every time you comment, I read it with a Billy Mays voice. Then I realize it's you, and you're not actually yelling at us.

mazshad said...

Oh Jen, he wasn't even worth it ! Could never see what you saw in him anyway - but I do understand the 'needing closure' from personal experience, still don't understand why he ditched me - told myself he must be gay !!

timebob said...

:-) @ Libby Dickmatized. Lord knows I have been at times.

Also, this BI seems a lot like what happend shen John and Jessica broke up. She stalked him until she found new Peen to play with.

btw, Jessica is getting chunky again.

Lissette said...

You know, I was between it being Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson, and when I reread it before, I thought it may be Jennifer Love Hewitt. Then, this time I rerea it as Jennifer Aniston. HAHA!

cajun cutie said...

@Apple

Is Reese coke mom? If so then that would shock the hell out of me. :O

libby said...

Lissette, of the three ladies you mention, JLH actually totally controls all of her relationships and numerous prior engagements. I think she just likes having guys fall in love with her, but only gets off on the pursuit. Once he's tamed, she's on to someone new.

I feel very sorry for Jen & Jess. I choose poorly myself sometimes, and it sucks.

timebob said...

@cajun, no I meant that Coke Mom & Toothy Tile seem to be the most famous of Blind Items that we will never know about (officially). LOL I see the connection now. I don't think Reece is a coke head, a control freak yes, but coke no.

I think Toothy is Jake G also.

sunnyside1213 said...

Libby...I concur. I picked lemons in the garden of love. Now it's just me and the cats. They don't lie to me, beat me, or smell in the morning.

MISCH said...

I SWEAR I'M NOT.....YELLING

BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SHAKE JEN, MAYBE SLAP HER LIKE CHER DID TO NICK IN MOONSTRUCK ...SNAP OUT OF IT...

Lioness70 said...

Gawd, she's more pathetic than I ever thought. She's always bitching that the press stuck the "America's spinster" label on her. Way to spin it, hon. And quit with the quasi-Playboy covers while you're at it.

libby said...

Ah, sunnyside! Just me and the cats here too.
I'm unhappily unmarried, but I can't like just anybody anymore! I have been around so many jerks, that crap just makes me tired these days. That's why it hardly ever goes anywhere, because the first thing I do it gauge douchiness.
And where I live, single man = douche. That's why nobody ever married them, duh!

sunnyside1213 said...

Libby...you are so right. Men my age that are single are single for a reason.

Cute Little Redhead said...

Should we feel good that even a multi-millionaire actress is insecure? I mean, I don't know about you guys, but I am not getting 8 mil for a film these days.

My take on the whole Brad/Angie/Jen thing is that Brad was tired of Jen's ways (in whatever way they were manifesting themselves...I think she is very high maintenance) and so when Angie came around and was so totally different....Brad saw a light at the end of the tunnel.

None of that "Angie stole my man" crap. Brad wanted out.

I do feel bad for her though, even if it's of her own doing via her insecurities. It's tough to be alone when you don't want to be.

Do you guys think Jen sees a therapist on a regular basis?

J-Mo said...

I thought JA talked about therapy but it's all a blur now. I know she must spend hours a day on it, plus a lot of self-denial, but she has the best hollywood body ever! Does anyone compare?

timebob said...

I remember her talking about therapy after her divorce. Basically saying her therapist said take a day to feel sorry for yourself but then time to move on.

I think she has a lot of residual feelings and insecurites from her dad leaving her mom. I read she is trying to reconcile with her mom who sold her out to tabloids and a tell all book.

She has a great body yes, and she works hard for it. She used to be a nutra system girl and was kinda chunky in her early 20's.

Unknown said...

She's a loon, anyone who let that moron JM, with his diseased dick near them has issues with self esteem anyway, but to turn into a quasi stalker is just plain old sad. She's just a broken person who got lucky once and was so screwed up he was miserable and couldn't wait to get rid of her.

She's one of those that will never be able to move on and blames the ex for her misery. Ick.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god. I love how everyone here knows so much about this woman. Cuz you're all friends with her yes? I understand the allure of gossip, but I will never understand the hatred people have for her. It makes me think that old saying is true, the thing you hate most about someone else is the thing you most hate about yourself.

timebob said...

@Paula you are an idiot. This is just goofy.

Get over yourself.

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Wil said...

Well .. I kinda figured the quote a few weeks ago that everyone attributed to Jenny talking about Brad was actually about John Mayer. This reveal would kinda lend some fuel to that fire.

Emma31 said...

I am starting to see why Brad left her for Angie. This explains why every man dumps her. So sad :(

S said...

I'm all about closure, even if it resorts to stalking to get it. Haha.

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