Saturday, July 04, 2009

Blind Items Revealed

May 22, 2009


#3 - This former A list movie actor and now pretend singer and movie actor was playing at a recent golf tournament. Along the side of the fairways were multi-million dollar homes. In the driveway of one of these homes was a huge RV painted in a rather garish color. Our actor said the RV distracted him and he refused to play until it was move out of his eyesight.

Kevin Costner

23 comments:

Impertinent Vixen said...

Did he say it in a really really really bad British accent?

nancer said...

wow, a lot of people got this one too!

Idiot Watcher said...

Kevin Costner's ugly garishness distracts me...could someone move HIM out of MY eyesight?

*Miss_P* said...

what an arse

Leah said...

Impertinent Vixen - HA!

I never would have guessed Kevin Costner.
Drat.

linnea said...

Hahaha, I just keep seeing that end scene from Tin Cup in my head

robert said...

I keep recalling the bad, bad English accent in the movie up to the point where he just gave up and talked like normal. Wonder what exact scene it was.

shakey said...

I'm really disappointed in him re this. My now not-so-secret shame is ... I am a fan. But I won't watch Swing Vote.

sunnyside1213 said...

Swing Vote sucked. You won't miss a thing not watching it.

Lisa (not original) said...

Ha! Sounds like me. No way I can tee off knowing how tempted I'll be to drive into the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Move it, so I can focus on the fairway! I'm the biggest diva on the course and couldn't hit the fairway to save my life. TMI? Damn kamikes!

HookedOnCDAN said...

I hope we still get to see the #1 and #2 blind from this post... I want to boycott that asshole's work.

MontanaMarriott said...

I got this one wrong, had no idea KC was a singer even if pretending.

Marion said...

Why why do those I have a secret like on for - have to be such prima donnas - is he that good a golfer anyway ?

pomme said...

there is a golf set near my family home . The golf director asked one of my neighbours to listen his music less heavy(when he listen music,all street knows it) because it distracts the golf players!
so maybe he's a diva or only need to be distracted.

selenakyle said...

Have to go out tonight! I've missed the last two hours and now reading a last few before the ride gets here. boo hoo!

Man, I hate that Costner is a dick. Good Lord how blazingly HOT I used to think he was!

Oh well. Fairy tales.

Have fun and be safe everybody!
I get y'all back around midnight Eastern...

kelsey said...

what a divo.

shazzzba said...

IDIOT

Dr. Spaceman said...

Exactly what I was thinking, Idiot Watcher.

ardleigh said...

What a tool!

zandra said...

Kevin was the actor in a blind item who when on his honeymoon at St Andrews golf course was getting a massage and asked the masseuse for a happy ending, she declined *on his HONEYMOON!* and told management, they promptly fired her and she filed suit, and he was exposed for being the pig he really is. Of course his new bride went on to create a couple of golden tickets to ensure a big payoff when she leaves him, not as good as his first wife he cheated on but still...

lapin said...

Right. Because that's why you, Tin Cup, ended up in the rough or the trap. Jackass.

What's even funnier about this blind is that his character in that film was supposed to be the journeyman versus the intolerant puppy-kicking elitist.

figgy said...

zandra, I always suspected that blind item (was it from Ted Casablanca?) was Costner. Douche.

amanda rae said...

Kevin Costner is a total dick. I swear I thought he was the serial killer on the loose in Gaffney, SC because that sketch of the killer looked EXACTLY like him. I was like, "Why is Kevin Costner killing people in SC?". Seriously, go look that shit up, it's the resemblance is eerie.

Oh, and golf is the lamest thing on Earth next to baseball. One of the few absolutes in life is if a guy plays golf and is all serious about it, he's a douchebag. I don't know why, but it's a game for douchebags. It's weird but true...