Friday, July 03, 2009

Did You Know Gary Coleman Was Still Married?


When I read yesterday that Gary Coleman's wife was arrested for domestic violence, my first thought was, she must have done some damage to that little guy, and my second thought was Gary is still married? I vaguely recall there was the entire getting married thing and supposedly Gary lost his virginity to her and then six months later it was reported they still hadn't had sex and now the next I thing know she is in jail for domestic violence.

They live in the middle of Utah somewhere which may explain why there is not much news coverage about them. I know Gary is a D lister, but if they lived in LA, this couple would be in the tabloids. They don't, so they aren't. So, the next time any star complains about the publicity, go live somewhere else and you won't get any. Of course none of them would actually follow through with their threats because they live for publicity and would cry themselves to sleep at night if no one was around to recognize them or take their picture.

Anyway, Gary's wife Shannon Price was arrested for allegedly breaking some items which belonged to Gary. She didn't actually harm Gary himself. She was released on a $1200 bond. Can you imagine if everyone went to jail for breaking stuff of their loved one? The jail would be filled to overflowing. There must be something else that went on as well. She looks like a real angel doesn't she?

15 comments:

Oryx said...

i think she looks a little scary. by a little i mean a lot. and by scary i mean fucking frightening.

AnonMom said...

There are only two words necessary to describe this situation: HOT. MESS.

Quintessential Southerner said...

they were on 'divorce court' for two episodes last year or so.

not on my dollar said...

"Can you imagine if everyone went to jail for breaking stuff of their loved one?"


Actually that's one of the first signs of domestic violence so if the anger is directed towards you and you feel threatened the victim can call the police and press charges.


On another note I thought they'd divorced last year.

selenakyle said...

Gyahh, I've seen better-looking mugs on Faces of Meth.

Niiiiiccce.


Ha haaaa, Oryx. Funny!

nancer said...

she called the cop names. that's probably the real reason she went to jail.

bionic bunny! said...

i feel bad for him. his parents stole all his money, and now he's reduced to a laughing stock.
and the commercials he made for that loan shark company were so damned annoying that they had to yank them.
a word on that loan company: i caught the fine print on the ad the other day, 99% interest! i thought that was illegal, at the very least in california!!

Quintessential Southerner said...

bionic,

what truly messed him up was his inability to move on. he had a ice parlor business. i guess that went belly up.

he was bitter for a long time.

AnnMarie said...

LOL @ Oryx!

Gary's parents did a real number on him, but I agree with QS; he's never been able to move on. He's been bitter for a very long time. It's sad.

not on my dollar said...

When they discussed the "impending divorce" last year the two of them agreed that they argued too much. At the time GARY had the temper so I don't feel sorry for him. At least not in the way of his marriage.


I do feel bad that he's been swindled out of money that was owed to him.

Harriet Hellfire said...

But, to answer your question; No, I did not know that.

AnnMarie said...

I hate myself for this, but I'm wondering if he's still a virgin. I thought he claimed in divorce court that the marriage was never consummated.
That could give a guy...a temper.

Pookie said...

how is it that these two don't have a reality show (e! i'm talking to you)?

linnea said...

pookie - i really hope they are not reading this! We wouldnt want them to get any ideas, would we?

Sylvia said...

Gary Coleman is just plain weird and so is his wife. They came out on Divorce Court, I saw part of the first one. I thought it was stupid and they should just have gotten a divorce. Both have tempers so why stay together.