Friday, August 28, 2009

Michael Jackson Should Have Gone To FreeCreditReport.Com


Oh, I know it is just a matter of time before the singing pirate at the restaurant will be singing about Michael Jackson. For those of you not in the US, I am referring to a series of commercials from an agency that provides credit reports. The premise is the guy is working at a fast food place because he didn't know his credit score.

I'm guessing that Michael didn't know what his was or just didn't care. TMZ has found out what it was though and they said it averaged about 563. The highest score is 800. 563 is considered really, really low.

Apparently Michael didn't pay his bills and was always looking for more credit which is why his score was so low. That happens to lots of people. What most people don't have though is $668,215 in the bank which is what he had when he died. Can you imagine having $600K in the bank and not have it be enough for your daily expenses?

Most people could live off that for at least ten years if not a lifetime and Michael couldn't even get through a month with that little. Do you think maybe the $200K he spent at Barneys in one month had something to do with it? I didn't know masks were so damn expensive.

11 comments:

Pookie said...

omg. i have a way higher score than mj. =O

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Me, too, Pookie.

Mina said...

Who cares about that now? Let him rest in peace ffs!
I get the feeling that this becomes more and more the kind of gossip blogs I'm trying to avoid.

The Professionals said...

Forget about MJ's credit rating. Picture a pedophile mutant who pays to be put to sleep every night with hospital grade anesthesia. Imagine a scumbag, cash strapped quack of a physician who accepts the cash to put his patient under every night with hospital grade anesthesia.

Personally, I'm glad the good Dr. Benway killed MJ, because MJ was a pedophile. Nonetheless, it's all beyond belief and extremely SICK.

Jingle Belle said...

I find it quite interesting.

Lindsay Blohan said...

I could make it for a year on 600K

Lana's Blog said...

I still don't understand if his kids have money or not?

Jungle007 said...

Those commercials air in Canada as well. And now i have that stupid song stuck in my head....

DivineJoy said...

In which bank account? Surely Michael had more than one, probably 10, or 100! Seriously, he owned on A BILLION DOLLARS in music publishing. I doubt he cared about a credit score. Most SMART people don't.

Angel heart8k said...

seriously who cares how his credit was or how much money he left?
The only thing I really care about is those children. And pray to God Joe Jackson never gets the chance to abuse them!!

__-__=__ said...

Agreed DivineJoy! Very good.