Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Jon Gosselin Is Full Of Crap


I know lots of you probably didn't want to read any further once you saw the headline, but I just have to say a couple of things. Apparently Jon Gosselin told US Weekly that he is tired of taping Jon & Kate and wished he had a 9 to 5 job. Please. He had a 9 to 5 job and was fired because he didn't actually do any work. This is not necessarily directed solely at Jon but one of the things that ticks me off more than anything about celebrities is when they moan and complain about the tough life they are living and they wish they were "everyday people." Of course they say this, because they are not working a normal 9 to 5 job.

If they want a 9 to 5 job so much then do it. Quit selling yourself out for money and go to work at a regular job. It isn't like the world is forcing you to be a celebrity and make stupid amounts of money. Jon says the only reason he doesn't work a 9 to 5 job is because he has 2 houses and 8 kids to take care of and so has to make as much money as possible.

When the show ends I think Jon will get his chance to work that 9 to 5 job. I can't imagine that he is saving enough money and so will be forced to keep working. A year or two from now when the show is over and there are no more bars and clubs that want him to show up, he will be working that 9 to 5 job. Guess what? The whole time he is working it he will be trying to figure out a way to get out of that 9 to 5 job. Be grateful for what you have you moron.

18 comments:

Mooshki said...

Also, FYI Jon, no one works "9-5" any more. You're lucky if you manage to get 8-5. Plus, for most people, a long commute.

kimi said...

Ha Ha, he is such a moron you know he will be broke in two years. I used to feel sorry for him but now see why Kate was always so bitchy. He is dumb as a rock! Also, sick of hearing celebs as well complain about this stuff. Eddie Cibrian (or the guy having an affair with Leanne) is already complaining that his life is such a fish bowl and its tough.

captivagrl said...

He'll be on the used up celeb reality shows. he can be on all of them if he gets fat, gets addicted to something, or his willing to date someone's mom. I don't understand how he and his ex make any money. I've never seen the show.

RocketQueen said...

Oh, Jon. Poor you. STFU.

Kat said...

captivagrl:

He is kind of fat already, and I'd put money on him already being addicted to something or other.

I'll say it again, my kid loves the older episodes of the show. Always asks for that show with the 'seven nice kids and the one mean one'. Meaning Mady, lol.

Charlie said...

When is he going to learn that whining and playing the "if only" card does NOT make him look like a grown man that people should take seriously??

Aside from that, I wonder what his explanation was to his kids when they asked him what his t-shirt meant. You know at least one of them had to ask.

kimi said...

Seriously, I have tried to watch the show and it is so boring I change the channel after 5 minutes. Who is watching this show and tell me why?

Mooshki said...

"Aside from that, I wonder what his explanation was to his kids when they asked him what his t-shirt meant."

Maybe he's a Thompson Twins fan? ;)

Pookie said...

*breaks out violin*

BigMama said...

I think it is funny that more and more people are saying they understand why Kate was the way she was with him. I watched that show for a good while. He ALWAYS struck me as the kinda dude that would sit around and watch the game all day unless you bullied him into helping.

Mooshki said...

From what I've read, Kate was an asshole well before Jon came along. I think they're both equally jackasses.

Liz said...

I like this quote too from the same Us Weekly article:

"(A source also tells the current issue of Us Weekly that he's "suspicious" Kate is hiding cash ahead of their divorce proceedings. They make an estimated $75,000 per episode.)"

No dumbsh**, she's just not spending every cent she has like you are. Jon=idiot loser.

BigMama said...

Liz- sounds like one of his many girlfriends is putting ideas in his empty head. There is no way he could come up with that by himself. I hope the kids get their mom's intellegence. What there is of it....

cricket said...

He'll be on I'm A Celeb Get me Outta Here by next year trying to avoid that 9 to 5 job. If he can find one. I don't think a MBA in being a douchbag is in high demand except in Hollywood.

Elle Kaye said...

Jon and Kate are the two biggest dirtbags in existence right now. He's talking about needing money to afford his million dollar house and NYC apartment. Give me a break.

Kate is running around crying to anyone who will listen about her raw deal while wearing her wedding ring? Bitch, we watched you treat that guy like shit while you were literally falling out of love on national television!

Morons. America was ready to support John until he started screwing every high school senior in eastern PA and Kate is just working on her Oscar.

I'd rather throw a dinner party for Osama Bin Laden while headbutting my driveway and getting it taken care of on the new healthcare plan than ever give those two assholes another minute of my time.

Well, that was the last minute there. Haha...

ardleigh said...

Pity party of one now begining.
The main song that will be playing is Who's Sorry Now.

Christine said...

He'll be on celebrity fit club or something like that.

zandra said...

No matter what job he has most of the money he makes will go to paying child support for his kids. When he gets that 9-5 job he'll be moving back in with his parents because he won't be able to afford both a car payment and rent on his own.

This man is truly funny, he really thinks he has something other than a couple of test tube pregnancy's going for him. He makes me laugh he's so stupid and delusional.

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