Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which British comic is so randy he brags about enjoying "quality solitary time" no fewer than six times a day? Ewww...

12 comments:

Karmen said...

Russel Brand?

Ugh, wouldn't that hurt doing it that many times? Ouch!

Wait, I was seeing a guy who told me he used to jerk off as many times as the douche in this BI. Blegh. I wanted to erase that from my memories. Thanks, Daily Mirror.

jax said...

hey, it's better than hounding you to bone his pervy ass 6x a day! lol.

not on my dollar said...

Ricky Gervais?

Sacha Baron Cohen?

Tania said...

Has to be Brand. Nobody else would think the public needed to know that about them!

Karmen said...

Bahaha, very true, jax.

*girl said...

I really don't consider this a blind, Brand has said as much in interviews.

RocketQueen said...

Definitely Brand. Hasn't he said he's a sex addict?

Kristi said...

Totally R. Brand.

K said...

I disagree with the label 'comic' being given to this boring, no-talent arse.

Having said that, it's definitely Russell Brand.

sunnyside1213 said...

Jax, so true.

Anonymous said...

But didn't Russel Brand average 3.2 sex partners per day?


Geezus, 6x a day masturbation (at least 10 minutes, right?) plus sex with 3 people a day? When do you sleep?

hoosierbaby said...

Ha.. Karmen..

I dated a guy who did the same.. up to 6 or 7 times a day. Soo gross. He could get himself to eh'hum in less than 30 seconds. It backfired on him though.. He did it so much that the only way he could eh'hum was through masturbation.

He would masturbate at work, in his car.. it was gross. I broke up with him once I learned the extent of it all.

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