Have you always wanted to smell like Sean Diddily Piddly Combs? Do you wake up in the morning and say to yourself, "You know I bet my day would go a whole lot better if I was wearing Eau De Puffy."
Well, for all of you who stay up late at night dreaming of your chance to be like Diddily Piddily this is your chance. HSN has built Diddily Squiddily his own living room set in their studios and from 11pm to 1am Eastern time on November 30th Diddily is going to try and sell you his scent. If anyone from this site buys his scent, you are banned. Just consider yourself banned and don't ever come back. Sure, I won't know who you are, but the only thing that would make this worse is if it came in its very own Ed Hardy fanny pack.
Who the hell wants to smell like Diddy? Who wants to directly put money into the pocket of this guy? Oh, I know, I am not stupid, I am sure it will sell out, but why? I want to listen to the callers and hear their reasons for buying it. I have a feeling a whole lot of them will be Diddy employees but the others I really want to know what would make you spend your hard earned dollars on Diddy cologne. A gag gift? OK, I can see that and if you do that then you wouldn't be banned. Drew Jon Gosselin in Secret Santa? Good reason. Trying to figure out a way to get the in-laws to leave sooner and you figure splashing some of that on every day will do the trick? I can see that. Having trouble removing paint from a corner? It will probably help with that. Other than that though there is no reason. None.
Oh, and the names of the fragrances he is selling.
I Am King and Unforgivable. Well he isn't my king and you need to beg for forgiveness if you buy one.