Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Britney Getting Married - Britney Gets Rejected


I love the tabloids. This week OK! Magazine has a cover which says that Britney Spears is ready to get married again and the only thing missing was the blessing of her kids. Well, she managed to get the pacifiers out of their mouths long enough for them to say yes and so according to OK! "Britney has already discussed marriage with him (agent dude), and they are both excited about a romantic wedding.”

So, it is all set then right?

Well, hang on a second. Jumping in the way of the happy nuptials other than K-Fed seeing a McDonald's, is the fact that the Daily Telegraph in Australia says that Britney proposed to agent dude and even got down on one knee. Just one people. She didn't get down on both. I checked and they make it specifically clear she was down on one knee. Get your minds out of the gutter. It's the holidays. Whoops. I take that back. I reread it and it says she dropped to her knees. She must be a fan of Bad Santa.

Well, the agent dude said no to her proposal. Britney is said to be devastated and then said these words at a concert later. "Have you ever really loved somebody? Have you ever really been hurt by somebody?" They take that to mean that she has a broken heart. I take it to mean she is a Bryan Adams fan because that sounds like everyone of his songs.

15 comments:

ballyhoo. said...

she should be rejecting that guy's hair.

looserdude said...

Hmmm, I'd marry a crazy slut like Britney for the money, but then I'm one of those guys who wanted his wife to cheat for a million dollars.

empyrios said...

i saw another one of these rag mags that has a headline about Brad and Jennifer reuniting.

Jeeeeeeebus. When will it end???

p.s. i love Bad Santa!!

Merlin D. Bear said...

What is the world coming to when Britney doesn't get what she wants?
It's the apocalypse, I tell you... the apocalypse!

Pookie said...

nooooooooo...now i have bryan adams songs stuck in my head.

*headdesk*

Anonymous said...

Those little boys are really starting to look just like their father, aren't they?

I just can't figure why someone with Britney's money would want to bother with marriage in the first place.

RocketQueen said...

Britney should just lay off marriage for a while.

holyrollernova said...

i still love britney (hides!).

i wish i could hug her and tell her she's is great and doesn't need a man to fill whatever emptiness she feels in her life.

honey, wait for the right one. don't keep seeking out these losers and users.

JoElla said...

I'm thinking this story is total bumpkis.

Cheryl said...

Then she said, "Everything I do, I do it for you."

Mango said...

Brit Brit is not the sharpest crayon in the box, but you'd think if she could pull herself together there'd be hope for Lohan who actually has (had?) a brain in her head.

When Brit does get remarried, I hope it's to a kind man because I don't think she a bitch or mean-spirited, just rather ignorant and gullible.

trouble bubble said...

I think it's fake. But if there is some truth in it maybe she is willing to marry to get away from her father's control. Wouldn't her husband become her conservator, if that marriage happened?

Anonymous said...

The Daily Telegraph is an Australian tabloid newspaper and has a reputation for unreliable reporting. I really doubt the authenticity of this story.

lanasyogamama said...

She proposed to KFat too. Sigh.

The Adventures of... said...

Get that girl to the nearest Priory. Nothing about this, or her, says 'sane'...

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