Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Diddily Piddily Brings His Class & His Scent To HSN


Have you always wanted to smell like Sean Diddily Piddly Combs? Do you wake up in the morning and say to yourself, "You know I bet my day would go a whole lot better if I was wearing Eau De Puffy."

Well, for all of you who stay up late at night dreaming of your chance to be like Diddily Piddily this is your chance. HSN has built Diddily Squiddily his own living room set in their studios and from 11pm to 1am Eastern time on November 30th Diddily is going to try and sell you his scent. If anyone from this site buys his scent, you are banned. Just consider yourself banned and don't ever come back. Sure, I won't know who you are, but the only thing that would make this worse is if it came in its very own Ed Hardy fanny pack.

Who the hell wants to smell like Diddy? Who wants to directly put money into the pocket of this guy? Oh, I know, I am not stupid, I am sure it will sell out, but why? I want to listen to the callers and hear their reasons for buying it. I have a feeling a whole lot of them will be Diddy employees but the others I really want to know what would make you spend your hard earned dollars on Diddy cologne. A gag gift? OK, I can see that and if you do that then you wouldn't be banned. Drew Jon Gosselin in Secret Santa? Good reason. Trying to figure out a way to get the in-laws to leave sooner and you figure splashing some of that on every day will do the trick? I can see that. Having trouble removing paint from a corner? It will probably help with that. Other than that though there is no reason. None.

Oh, and the names of the fragrances he is selling.

I Am King and Unforgivable. Well he isn't my king and you need to beg for forgiveness if you buy one.

28 comments:

Sporky said...

At least "Unforgivable" as one of the names makes sense. As in, if any of you buy this, it's unforgivable.

He's such a mouthbreather turd.

MizCaramel said...

I am laughing my ass off on this post Enty! You crack me up!!!

Anonymous said...

Can't stand this asshole.

Hilary said...

I would imagine Diddy smells REALLY good- not that I am buying, I promise. I would prefer to have my boyfriend smell like what I imagine Tom Ford smells like or James Mcavoy (sp)?

Barton Fink said...

omg, i so totally want the piddily diddily in an ed hardy fanny pack combo -- ironically, of course

Mango said...

LMFAO! Tell us how you REALLY feel, Enty!

RocketQueen said...

I guess now we know that the "P" stands for "pimp". He has disgusted me since supporting Chris Brown after he beat down Rihanna. Dead to me, Diddy. Dead.

lesliet said...

Yeah, and you know he's the one that was beating on Cassie...that's why she had to shave her head because he took huge chunks of her hair out...!

Pookie said...

i know first-hand how disgusting this asshat is, and can't imagine anyone wanting 'i am king'...omg, stfu doody.

lol @ the thought of an ed hardy fannypack! omg, i swear i love you enty.

caydian said...

Maybe it's just douche in fancy packaging?

Jeannies Bottle said...

in every photo, Puff Daddy P Diddy Sean John King Combs looks likes he smells like he overdosed on the High Karate. Somebody's trying way too hard to come across as hetero. Can't stand this fugly arrogant ass

Maja With a J said...

A scent called "unforgivable"?

Ahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahaaa.

Aha.

Ha.

whole lotto luv said...

The purchasers of these scents won't smell like Diddly. I'm betting all he wears is Axe - bowchickawowow.

holyrollernova said...

i really, really hate diddy.

i came downstairs to see my roommate watching that 1000 season of i want to work for diddy yesterday. this is all i saw...diddy bitching about how he has to go on a diet. since he has to suffer, then all the people dying to work for him must go on a diet and to fat boot camp as well b/c 'only fit people can work for diddy. i was had an intern pass out on me.'

loser.

holyrollernova said...

*i once

selenakyle said...

I would rather my man go around smelling like pure do-do before I'd want him wearing one of this douche's "scents."

Sinjin said...

You guys are hilarious, loving the comments so far. Especially Harriet's comment, and Pookie's "...omg, stfu doody."

BTW, I already wake up with Eau de Puffy. It's the damn puffy under eye area telling me "You are over 40! HA!"

Shit.

mooshki said...

Stop listening to the people around you and go on the internet, Diddly. You are no longer relevant.

Linnea said...

Oh Harriet, you CRACK ME UP!!!

Kingrey said...

wholelottoluv- you almost made me piss my pants. lmao Yes, Combs- I refuse to call him anything else- is a douchebag. It's a good thing for him that he branched out of he music biz. I've read somewhere that he just copied Millesime Imperial and some other fragrance from Creed for his scents. They didn't do a good job.

cajun cutie said...

Smells like Massengill.

GorgeousGirl said...

ummm ethnic entertainers are not liked on this website i see

c17 said...

No Gorgeous Girl, DOUCHES are not liked on this website. Go troll somewhere else.

+++AAA rant Ent - would read again!

Jasmine said...

#1> Enty, everytime you say his name like that it sounds like something my crotchity old grandparents would say. Kinda lame.
#2> love love love the snarkyness in your last sentence~ just when you go and say something that makes you seem several generations above me you pull me back with the bitch-i-tude :)

Anonymous said...

I would never in a million years buy this, but it actually reminds me of The oSbournes episode when Sharon raved on about how good Diddy smelled. She said she wanted Kelly to go out with him because he smelled so good (I assume Kelly's dates usually don't) and then Sharon proceded to hypothesise on Diddy's appendage. How black smooth and oily it might be, I remember my stomach turned on watching this, but whether it was because of Diddy's wang or Sharon's parenting I can't remember.

Leah said...

I'd vote for a name change of "I am Turd"

Does he own majority of his company? Is there any way we can convince share holders to change the name.
Unforgivable can stay. That name is perfect.

sunnyside1213 said...

I Am King??? WTF. Does he have a clue that we are so over him?

Anonymous said...

Enty, didn't you once write that you didn't like to do the whole stupid nickname thing? What's "diddily piddily?" I hate that kind of lameness, I thought you said you hated it too. I find it just takes away from the posts. I can't read any blog that does that.

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