Friday, November 20, 2009

Jude Law Needs To Lighten Up Or Move Out


When Jude Law came to New York to star in Hamlet on Broadway he needed a place to stay. Well, the place he found just happens to be next door to the freshman dorm at NYU. An entire side of the dorm looks out onto the balcony of Jude Law's apartment and whenever he appears, people go running to their windows and the catcalls begin.

Considering that Jude Law regularly exercises out on his balcony this has provided the freshmen with some interesting things to do during the day. Jude however is not amused. One of the days he was working out and the hollering began, Jude walked back inside to his apartment and emerged with oranges which he threw at the dorm windows. All misses. So, Jude went and got a few more oranges and this time was successful and covered several of the windows in orange pulp. I wonder how he would have reacted if he had broken one of the windows with his tosses.

I don't have any sympathy for Jude in this at all. If he doesn't want the noise and the yelling then he shouldn't have moved into the place or he shouldn't use his balcony. I am not going to get upset at a bunch of 19 year old kids having fun and doing nothing but calling out to him.

23 comments:

figgy said...

Yet one more bit of evidence of his utter dicky doucheness.

Really, what DOES he expect college students to do? Behave like 50 year old society matrons, too sophisticated to acknowlege a celebrity in their midst?

WBotW said...

Oh my gods... hell is freezing over, as I am in complete agreement with Enty.

shazzzba said...

HE'S AN IDIOT...MEN HAVE BEEN PEERING INTO THOSE DORMS FOR YEARS...IT'S TIME THE GIRLS GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK AT...SUCH AS IT IS.

Alice D Millionaire said...

“This time, he hit the windows — there was orange pulp on the glass for a week — and then he went back to working out,” she said. “Now we don’t like Jude Law anymore.”

Haha I love it. He is so uptight. Honestly, what do you expect Jude! At least they still think you are sexy, hair plugs and all.

And I think he needs a new trainer because his throws sound weak.

RocketQueen said...

Here's a thought, Jude - how about working out INSIDE?

He apparently still hasn't bothered to see his new daughter.

Beth said...

Hey Jude (ha!), it's called a GYM. They are generally located INDOORS and you can sulk and preen in private all you want. You wanker.

Nikki said...

douchebag. he should be flattered that college-age girls still find him attractive.

Sonia said...

I'm surprised a few college students haven't returned the favor and pitched a few rotten tomatoes his way.

You KNOW he wants them to look - just keep their mouths shut. Narcissists never tire of the attention :)

sunnyside1213 said...

Exactly Nikki.

Sylvia said...

Bet he threw those oranges like a sissy LOLOL.

West End Girl said...

What a prick. Like a famous actor doesn't like the attention, bitch please but don't send him back to the UK.

Beth said...

Big Jude Law fan, but really, what a loser.

shakey said...

I thought he'd be getting numbers. Or getting them to show him their ta-tas.

Pookie said...

hooker, pls.

Tizzy said...

Haha...I wonder which dorm...as an NYU grad, I can admit that we were probably a more obnoxious bunch than even the average college freshmen, in some ways - but this is awesome!

This reminds me of my days working for NYU Undergrad admissions watching Matthew Modine putz around his kitchen from our smoking spot on the office roof. (Being that he was inside minding his own business, this was more invasive, but he certainly never got mad if he even noticed us.)

lutefisk said...

He should be happy that anyone is interested in him.

Cheryl said...

If he flashes his teeny peeny the catcalls will stop.

Anonymous said...

Haha...I was one of those obnoxious kids in Hayden Hall for all four years. There should be some kind of retaliatory measure going on. I would defnitely be stockpiling all kinds of fruits and vegetables to rocket at his balding head. I'm sure it makes a perfect target.

Lana's Blog said...

Well deserved I say! Wife cheating jerk.

Anonymous said...

You people are jerks. The guy's at his own apartment and he's not allowed any privacy? The NYU girls are creepy pervs. If they were guys peeping at an actress, you'd be all over them. BTY they also twittered about watching him on the internet too. A bunch of pervs with no lives. You people who defend them are no better.

Anonymous said...

Agree with Anon 1:03. I'm not the biggest Jude Law fan but the man's just trying to work out on the balcony of his OWN HOME. Just because he's a "celebrity" doesn't mean that he shouldn't have some right to privacy. I can understand if students want to peep and be subtle about it - I did the same idle people-watching when I was in my 4th floor dorm room - but if the catcalling part is correct they are basically just harassing him.

hotchacha said...

Bwaahahhahahaa!

Anonymous said...

Jude needs a regular boyfriend...would no-doubt de-stress him.