Monday, November 16, 2009

Apparently Carrie Prejean Made Lots Of Mistakes


You know when that sex tape surfaced last week of Carrie Prejean? She called it the biggest mistake of her life. A one time thing she did for her boyfriend when she was underage. Of course it turned out that she wasn't underage when she made it and she must love to make mistakes because she made seven other tapes for her boyfriend and took about 30 topless photos. It is a wonder she even had time for anything else as much as she spent pleasuring herself and posing for photos in the mirror.

Vivid has out of the graciousness of their hearts offered to purchase all of the footage and photos and promised to make Carrie as big of a star as Kim Kardashian. Carrie's people say Carrie isn't interested but they do want to reiterate a quote of Carrie's from her new book.

“God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”

I'm not going to argue with that. I just don't ever remember seeing videos like this in church before. I'm sure if there were though that attendance in churches would surely rise. There would probably be lines.

42 comments:

Ms Cool said...

Ugh. I was hoping her 15 minutes were over.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I'm pretty sure God doesn't mind a girl diddling her skittle on camera, but I'm also pretty sure he doesn't care much for sanctimonious liars. Or maybe there are two different bibles?

Nikki said...

ugh i cannot stand this bible thumping hypocrite.

why is it that beauty queens are soooo crazy?! carrie anne peniche? shana moakler? and now this one?

GladysKravitz said...

I'm sorry, but I fail to see how masturbation makes our bodies "strong and fast." I think she's misinterpreting the Bible.

But it's not the first time she's done that, is it?

Pookie said...

omg, lol!

she must be dying right now...lesson learned, little carrie. there goes her high horse.

Sporky said...

HA!! The religious right really need to screen their "heroes" a little better...between this idiot and Palin, they're becoming an even bigger laughingstock of the country than they were before the election.

Lisa (not original) said...

The Bible also says something about "Thou shalt not commit adultery". Is bitch married? Yeah, didn't think so. Just another hypocrite trotting out God to serve her own purposes. I'd like to smack the smug look right off her face.

Cheryl said...

At first I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. No more. She's a straight up lying skank.

kris said...

hahahahaha"diddling her skittle"...I'm stealing that and using it whenever I can...

ah...it's truly amazing how she changes her tune to fit the situation...perhaps she'll go in to politics?

Amit! said...

ROFL. "diddling her skittle" may just be my favorite phrase ever.

Ugh. I'm tired of this poor excuse for a woman, I really am.

Can she please just fade back into obscurity?

jax said...

skittlediddling4Jesus!

karma is coming back around for a second time with this one! victory lap perhaps??lol.

mikey said...

@Jax - I can see the bumper stickers now.

Seriously, she needs to be led back to where she came from and the door locked behind her.

linnea said...

does ANYONE support this crazy??

nancer said...

she also said there was nothing in the Bible saying it's wrong to get a boob job.

considering how popular cosmetic surgery was in biblical times, it's really amazing the subject wasn't addressed.

Christine said...

"God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”

Vivid should break into the Christian porn world, and that quote could be on the DVD cover.

Sara Bellum said...

I'll bet Perez Hilton is kicking himself for asking that question. By doing so, he provided the means for this idiot to stretch out her 15 minutes. If she was just asked the standard Beauty Pageant question of how she was going to save the world or something like that, she would have faded into obscurity like all First Runners Up do.

Hey, maybe that's the problem. Shanna was an original First Runner Up but became Miss USA when the winner became Miss Universe.

Ugh. Now I'm going to hide somewhere because I know that fact.

Anonymous said...

Since the first time she put her foot in her big mouth I have not liked this idiot.

Glad that Karma is hitting her big hahaha.

mygeorgie said...

Glorious! God-given writing talent right there! Who's smirking now?!Thanks Ent.


Stupid bitch says it all with such smug sanctimony & conviction. I'm not normally violent, but I'd love to clock her one.

lutefisk said...

I think she needs to be put on a chunk of ice & pushed out into the Bering sea--otherwise we are never going to be rid of her.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

My, how I love it when vapid, hypocritical stupid bitches get their cum...er, come-uppance.

Courtney said...

“God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”

You mean a man could use his God-given body on another man then? Oh, that would be wrong? Okay, carry on, sugar.

Holy handclaps, I'm sick of this moron.

Patty said...

OK, enough of this being the top story. Can we have the Random Photos now? I can't take it anymore!

califblondy said...

I still don't see why this twit is news. She's all over the websites all the time. Enough. Please.

genesis said...

If diddling her skittle is holy then I've been holy for years!

chihuahuense said...

I sprayed Diet Mtn Dew out of my nose when I read skittlediddling4Jesus

Does anyone else think this bitch looks like that Housewife "Gretchen"? What is with these California girls and their big teeth and their blonde hair and their skittles and the diddling? They NEED to break the mold.

Nosey Parker said...

"diddling her skittle"

In Ned Flanders voice-
skittlediddling4Jesus!

considering how popular cosmetic surgery was in biblical times...

Vivid should break into the Christian porn world, and that quote could be on the DVD cover.

LMAO! =]

Karmen said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

sunnyside1213 said...

Yes! Karma is 2 for 0 today. First Ryan and now this ridiculous twit.

chestnut-red said...

What is it with these sanctimonious, Bible-thumping, religious zealots who act like they're so perfect and holy...and then take a long, well-publicized dive off the short pier of hypocrisy and stupidity? Skiddle-diddling twerps! Geesh!

RocketQueen said...

Courtney beat me to it - what a fucking hypocrite. So it's ok for HER to use her body as she sees fit, but not for gay people to do the same? Gotcha.

nancer said...

yeah rocketqueen, but with her it was 'opposite'.....so it was ok.

RocketQueen said...

@nancer - It would be funny except we know that really IS what she's thinking. *shakes head*

Courtney said...
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kimmypie1 said...

I love how she pretended she was 17at the time so that she could accuse people of possessing child p*rn if they showed the vid.

The truth will set your skittlediddling video free!!!

B626 said...

Are State beauty queens known for their past current and future supreme intelligence?
Or looks?
Non news.

Melody said...

I want the stupid one back. At least she was funny in a "don't marry your sister" kind of way ... and such like that.

Anonymous said...

Is it the hair dye that makes beauty queens so bonkers?

So, according to Carrie, it's ok for her to do the following things, but not you:

1. Have sex however she pleases
2. Lie without remorse (and do it badly)

I'm gonna stop there. I just can't stand her hypocrisy. I believe in gay marriage and abortion rights not because I'm an abortion-having lesbian, but because I believe in an individual's right (a legal adult) to make personal choices.

And I was raised Baptist in the South!

Lisa (original) said...

As a fellow southerner, I'm giving Kimberly a big ol' sincere golf clap for overcoming her obstacles and thinking logically for herself :-)
Kudos!

Merlin D. Bear said...

I hereby propose that we found the "First Church of Skittlediddling" and nominate the reigning Queen of Hypocrisy for Skittlediddler Supreme.
We can show her movies at services, and I can just imagine that the Kleenex concession will make a killing.

Melody said...

Carrie reveals the less-than-dexterous right-wing mind at work. They know what all their friends like them to say they just don't know what it means. She probably thinks a hypocrite is that oath that doctors take.

I say that as the daughter of southerners. Ich bin ein hillbilly. Why the Dixie theme today in comments, I'm not sure.

Mango said...

I hate that sanctimonious twat and love it that she's gotten her comeuppance.

If anyone has the link to the videos, please share. My friends and I are dying to see it.

Legend said...

Less than dexterous mind and over dexterous fingers. Dangerous combination.

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