Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Miley Cyrus Got Me Drunk

Usually I don't really need any help drinking and do just fine on my own. Last night though I was bored and decided to let Miley Cyrus help me get drunk. I started to watch her interview with Q-92 in Ohio and stopped it after 30 seconds. Why? I needed a bottle of tequila and a shot glass. I had invented a new drinking game. Every time Miley said "like" I drank. Bottle gone in about 5 minutes.

In a portion of the interview, Q-92 asks her about Twilight and I think Miley was trying to formulate some kind of thought or point that Twilight was not Christian. I think that is where she was going when she started off by saying it was all a cult. Then I think she realized her limitations at some point and decided that she would criticize people for getting involved in characters and falling in love with a character. Then, I think she realized that people had fallen in love with the character Hannah Montana and dressed like Hannah so she needed something else, and she just didn't have anything else, so gave in and said she wished she did like it because all her friends do.

Of course all this is subject to the recollections of someone who was feverishly trying to listen for "like" pour and drink and repeat. At one point I think she used "like" three or four times in ten seconds. I gave up and just drank from the bottle at that point. If you are at home or have any liquor within reach, I implore you to watch this video responsibly.

28 comments:

canadachick said...

whooooo hooooo i love drinking games @@

Karmen said...

I had to stop when she said, "It's the niftiest thing to have your own clothing line."

Not even a bottle of tequila could get me through that.

I interned at a linguistics lab, and the professor in charge there said "like" so much. It amazed me. Here was this grown man with a PhD in linguistics prattling on about syntax, but it was riddled with "like" almost as much as Miley Cyrus's interview here.

Nikki said...

had to stop at 1:00 mark. i feel stupider for watching.

Anonymous said...

I stopped it at :43. So stupid and did anyone notice she was chewing gum (rolling eyes).

Missjenny619 said...

I just hate her. She adds no value to one's life.

She can't even name one Jay-Z song, not that there's anything wrong with that, but if you're #1 hit song has a reference to a Jay-Z song, you better some up with a title when an interviewer asks you about it. Idiot.

She can go away now.

Sonia said...

So.... fictional vampire movies and such are the work of the devil, but suggestively wrapping herself around a stripper pole on TV, wearing outfits that leave little to the imagination and living with her boyfriend at age 15 with mommy and daddy's approval is okay?

Um... yeah. But, if by some miracle of a chance they offered her a part in a Twilight sequel, you know she'd change her tune quicker than Daddy can cash his check.

Jesse D said...

Who the crap is heavy breathing? Is that the camera man? Jesus!

Sporky said...

What Sonia said.

I'm not even gonna click on it, I've been annoyed enough today.

NotSoAnonMom said...

I bought a $3 tank top from the Miley Cyrus for Max Azria collection at Wal-Fart and I hate myself for how much I love it.

hoosierbaby said...

Ha. She calls her clothing line cheap.

figgy said...

"drank straight from the bottle at that point"

Heee hee hee!

Patty said...

Twit.

Lib said...

Gah.

sunnyside1213 said...

I couldn't make it all the way through because we aren't allowed to drink at work. I hate the sound of her voice.

Jewels said...

Why does this teeny bopper sound like she's had a 4-pack a day smoking habit since birth? My Goodness! Oh, and I stopped at 51 seconds, I believe she'd said 'like' at least 20 times by that point...

linnea said...

Hilarious...

RocketQueen said...

I am really starting to hate this holier-than-thou hillbilly tramp.

Lauren said...

I lasted until 1:12! I hate myself!

Caroline said...

There is absolutely no excuse for someone who has been in the public eye for as long as she has to not know how to give a decent interview. FAIL.

Majik said...

Gawd, I made it until 1:48. I feel so...so....like....dumb now?

Pookie said...

teehee! this is so my favorite post of the day.

Miss X said...

Am I the only one who watched the entire interview?

Sure she's another Britney in the making but I still like her show. It's cute.

As for the interview, pretty awful...anyone notice the contrast between Miley and the interviewer? The interviewer knows how to speak and is well composed.

Susan said...

The fact that she is an idiot aside...it chaps my ass when someone goes on and on about how evil/worthless/boring/stupid something is, then says they've never actually read/watched/seen what they've just trashed.
This was a particulary annoying occurance with the Harry Potter series, and the bible beaters going on about how a good christian shouldn't read it. They hadn't read it, so they were letting their church dictate what they can read (hello, cult) yet they were such experts on why the books were wrong. Actually, the books were a classic example of good vs. evil.
Whatever..open your mind and do your own thinking.

AHHHH, that was a rant, wasn't it? Apologies.

Lana's Blog said...

Her voice, UGH!

How the heck does she entertain herself? No Jay Z, no Twilight. Hmmm.

She was on the local radio station in Boston the other day, and they asked her about quitting Twitter, and she just babbled about how kids spend way too much time on the "innerned".

SPIT OUT THE GUM

Monalicious said...

I bet anything the only reason she is hating on this movie is because she's not in it. So now she's gonna tell all her fans how demonic and bad the movie is, with hopes of a big boycott!!!


Because she is such a good Christian and all......

cat said...

She has the most annoying voice I´ve ever heard. I watched less than two minutes.

RocketQueen said...

@Susan - you're SO right. Ignorant to trash something you know nothing about.

Shamanbear said...

By my count (ignoring incidents where the word "like" was used to indicate that she did in fact enjoy something) she used the word "like" as a filler syllable approximately 70 times in almost 8 minutes. If you edited out all the "likes" and "uhms", the clip would only have been 42 seconds long.

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