Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Paris Gets In Shoving Match With Doug - Lies About It Later


I was hoping to avoid this story. I was hoping someone would break into a house or get pulled over for a DUI. Anything but writing about Paris and Doug. Alas, there is not much going on today in the world of gossip that doesn't involve a million breathless reports about New Moon or Robert or Kristen. I can't believe there are two more of these movies to go. I can't handle it.

Anyway, last night the LAPD was called out to their house at 4am because Doug and Paris Hilton were screaming at each other in the driveway and even got into a shoving match because Doug was trying to leave. If I had to see Paris Hilton every night I would want to leave also.

Anyway, the cops came out and reported it as drunk people arguing. They checked Paris over for injuries and left without doing anything.

Well, Paris says it wasn't her that was fighting because she is the kind of person who goes to bed early.

"Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep, when Doug's houseguests from hell got into an argument. We had nothing to do with it. Doug told the LAPD that his guests' fight was over and that we had nothing to do with it."

Paris had no explanation for the neighbors seeing her in the driveway or the fact that the LAPD wanted to check her over for injuries.

23 comments:

Mooshki said...

Heck, my friend has passes for New Moon for tonight, and I don't even want to go for free.

Paris likes like Lindsay steals. As often as possible.

whole_lotto _luv said...

She's such a hoor I don't care what happens to her.

Alice D Millionaire said...

she is so disgusting.

Nikki said...

paris please crawl back into the hole where you came from

Nikki said...

paris please crawl back into the hole where you came from

GladysKravitz said...

Kim Kardashian and Paris. Both famous for sex tapes and nothing else. What a waste of planet space.

RJ said...

I have a recurring fantasy where a plane carrying Rob and Kristen crashes into E! studios, where inside the Kardashians and Paris are meeting with Heidi and Spenser. Boom!! A glorious explosion which miraculously harms only the aforementioned wastes of space. Everyone else walks away. Another fantasy involves the Hogan and Lohan families inside two Humvees and the best game of chicken ever, but that's for another time.

Lauren said...

RJ- Do you think Jon and Kate (minus the 8) could just happen to also be there? That would be truly momentous.

On the other hand, I was at work at 4 am. I am happy to see that these people are having casual arguments and lying about them while I slave away for "The Man." No, I am not bitter about it at all...

RocketQueen said...

lol @ RJ.

That picture makes me ill.

Icecat said...

That photo is absolutely vomit inducing.. yak..

Icecat said...

We had the same exact thought RocketQueen :)

Guttersnipey said...

I'd like to say, for the trillionth time, that unless something miraculous happens and this whore finally dies, it would be GREAT to have a CDAN ban on Paris Hilton.

Sporky said...

Didn't he choke Paris on Halloween on something like that? Part of me would LOVE for him to go all Chris Brown on her...oh what am I saying, ALL of me would love it!

Alice D Millionaire said...

Paris: Hey Doug it feels like I have a breakout coming on...how did it look down there?

Doug: Uhhhh. What? Duh...where is the bathroom again?

lutefisk said...

I am against any type of violence against women, except in her case.

Anonymous said...

LOL@Parasite going to be early. WHEN WAS THAT???

This piece of mess lies even if her ass was burning.

sunnyside1213 said...

I am a huge fan of living green, but whenever I stay at the Hilton and they ask me to use my towels over and over and not get my sheets changed, I just say no. She can get money for next pair of shoes from some other sucker.

Pookie said...

"If I had to see Paris Hilton every night I would want to leave also."

^ this makes reading about paris worthwhile. teehee!!!

figgy said...

I was just thinking how nice it was that I hadn't even heard the name PH for a long time now. I thought, aha, she has *finally* fallen off the radar!

In fact, this story just supports that. Begone, ugly dog murdering slut!

@sunnyside, ha, exactly! For $200/night, you damn well better wash my damn sheets, you lazy asses.

liza said...

TOTALLY OFF TOPIC!

is it just me or is the guy in the back with the camera JOE SIMPSON?!?!

nancer said...

this story would've been so much better if there had been guns involved.

Lisa (original) said...

Great, now there's Herpes on the furniture/counter/whateverthehellthatis! She's so vapid & disgusting.

LOL @ Figgy's " Begone, ugly dog murdering slut!" Well said Figgy!

Merlin D. Bear said...

It was her evil twin!
You know, that's the one that does all the drugs, sleeps with anything that moves and has that prescription for Valtrex!
After all, Paris herself said that she's an early to bed kind of person...
(I'm choking as I write this...and I know I'm going to Hell for lying this way)

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