Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Ryan O'Neal Disturbs Me


Tell me I am just seeing things I shouldn't be seeing because of who Ryan O'Neal is. At the funeral of his "lover" he hits on his daughter. Yes, he says he didn't know it was his daughter until she told him, BUT, the fact is he hit on someone at his "lover's" funeral and he obviously couldn't remember what his daughter looked like.

Well, on Sunday he saw Tatum O'Neal for the first time since the funeral and after dinner he said goodbye in a way that is quite possibly the creepiest good bye kiss ever. I am trying to be objective about this. I realize it is not Hulk Hogan spreading Brooke's legs so he can rub her inner thighs with oil. I realize it is not Joe Simpson staring at his daughters breasts or Michael Lohan wanting strippers that look like his daughter or Thora Birch's dad who wants to watch her have sex. It is none of those, but it still creeps me the f**k out.

If this was your dad would this be ok? Grabbing you by the cheeks, closing his eyes and pulling you in while he parts his lips? Stop. I just can't. No more Ryan O'Neal pictures with his daughter. Do you think he tried to slip her the tongue?

30 comments:

figgy said...

omg, this is so sick and yet soooo funny. Can't stop chuckling.

MizCaramel said...

I see you're on a roll Enty yesterday it was the daughter/mom thing and now Ryan & Tatum! It doesn't matter who he kisses, Ryan kissing and getting it on is gross enough but kissing his own daughter like that gross me fucking out!!! When is Tatum gonna write a tell all about having years of sex with Daddy???

Merlin D. Bear said...

Wait... he actually freaking hit on Tatum *AT THE FUNERAL*?
Saying "he didn't recognize her" ?? His own daughter? And at the funeral??
That is so wrong on so many levels I've lost count.

Babs said...

Calm down, Enty. Yes, Ryan is a sleaze, but geez! I don't see what you're selling in that picture AT ALL! We all know a photo is a tiny instant in time, and maybe his eyes are closed because he's blinking. Whether his lips are parted or not is debatable - he looks like he's 'pursing', to me. My dad used to put his hand on my shoulder or the back of my head to kiss me goodbye, and there was never anything creepy about it. She's got her hand around his neck, too, if you look closer.

I think you're seeing things.

Ms Cool said...

You creeped me out at "Ryan O'Neal."

Lisa (original) said...

WTH is this about Thora Birch's dad? I must have missed it. I know she's grown up but I always remember her as the cute little girl from Hocus Pocus. :-(

Ice Angel said...

I really don't think this picture is creepy. He's probably talking. Now Ryan O'Neal? He is creepy, but not because of this pic.

Miss X said...

Eeeewww.

Cheryl said...

*silently screaming in the fetal position*

Paisley said...

Lisa (original), here's the link to an article about Thora's dad on set watching her film sex scenes.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/item_uxiN6yxJySFmU6C9gNO0JM

Harriet Hellfire said...

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!

whole_lotto _luv said...

Ryan O'Neal, in general, disturbs me, but this photo doesn't. I think Tatum would have pushed him off if he was overdoing it. She seems tough enough to me to stop that shit cold.

Babs said...

Paisley - thanks for posting that link. What a story! Sounds like a creepy dude!

Sporky said...

Thora Birch's parents were both porn stars, no?

Sorry but if my dad kissed me like that I'd have his head checked. By unzipping his pants. JUST KIDDING!!

MontanaMarriott said...

This is the same man who slept with Tatum's BFF a young Melanie Griffith and had Tatum join them in bed, NOTHING about Ryan surprises me.

sunnyside1213 said...

He hit on Tatum at the funeral? That's just unbelievable. Were they estranged? How could he not recognize her???

sunnyside1213 said...

And what would it be like to be the child of porn stars?

Nikki said...

@mizcaramel -

tatum did write a tell all about her crazy family and farrah. it is really good. it's called 'a paper moon.'

in it she says her dad never touched her but he once screamed at her about how he was a good father b/c he never abused her.

she also talks about how a high profile movie star in the 70's sexually assaulted her. she just doesn't say who it is - but im guessing it was one of ryan's ex's

Thisisridiculous said...

The only way this wouldn't be creepy if if these two have a really good father daughter relationship which doesn't sound like they do. If my father whom I barely know tried to kiss me on the lips he'd get a slap across his mug.

Anonymous said...

I like yesterday's story about Ryan not getting a penny from Farrah hehehe.

CarolMR said...

I don't find this creepy or offensive. Lots of dads kiss their kids, even their sons, on the lips. My dad did and there was nothing sexual about it. Ryan may be creepy, but not because of this picture.

lutefisk said...

When did he start looking like an old lady?

Doc Girl said...

It's Ryan O'Neal, so I'm tempted to say it's creepy.

My mom and grandma kiss me on the lips all the damn time (I'm a woman) and it drives me nuts. They don't see anything wrong with it!

My husband kisses his kids all the time, including his daughters, but never ever on the mouth. Yeah, ok this picture would be a little creepy even if it were a different father and daughter.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the naysayers here. Ent, you're looking too hard at that photo!

RocketQueen said...

Ugh - I also hadn't heard that Thora Birch story. Thanks for the summary of all the creepy dads in Hollywood, Ent :P

ali said...

My father would never kiss me on my lips. period. I would never kiss my son on his lips.

Pookie said...

it's creepy. especially b/c it's ryan o'neal and the creepy factor is multiplied by infinity. i come from a very affectionate family. we're all about hugging and kissing, but on the lips? never.

Anonymous said...

That's majorly disgusting. While it's not always a parents fault how their children turn out, I don't think it's a coincidence that every one of his kids is messed up. So glad Farrah didn't leave the slimeball a dime!

MarcomMom said...

Based on everything I've heard and read, the guy has a DSM IV personality disorder of narcissistic personality. That means nothing in the world counts but him and his feelings. He is an absolute failure as a father and just being around him hurts his kids. I really feel for all of them, but especially Tatum.

Anonymous said...

Folks,
I'd like to reference the MacKenzie Phillips story in this discussion. if Ryan O'Neal was willing to hit on his daughter at his partner's funeral, don't you think he would have "gone for it" if she'd said yes? I fully believe it's possible that a teenage MacKenzie would fall for her father hitting on her.

I'm so disgusted by all of this that I'm taking my dog for a long walk. The fresh air will hopefully get the heebies and the jeebies out of my head.

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