Ryan O'Neal Disturbs Me
Tell me I am just seeing things I shouldn't be seeing because of who Ryan O'Neal is. At the funeral of his "lover" he hits on his daughter. Yes, he says he didn't know it was his daughter until she told him, BUT, the fact is he hit on someone at his "lover's" funeral and he obviously couldn't remember what his daughter looked like.
Well, on Sunday he saw Tatum O'Neal for the first time since the funeral and after dinner he said goodbye in a way that is quite possibly the creepiest good bye kiss ever. I am trying to be objective about this. I realize it is not Hulk Hogan spreading Brooke's legs so he can rub her inner thighs with oil. I realize it is not Joe Simpson staring at his daughters breasts or Michael Lohan wanting strippers that look like his daughter or Thora Birch's dad who wants to watch her have sex. It is none of those, but it still creeps me the f**k out.
If this was your dad would this be ok? Grabbing you by the cheeks, closing his eyes and pulling you in while he parts his lips? Stop. I just can't. No more Ryan O'Neal pictures with his daughter. Do you think he tried to slip her the tongue?
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omg, this is so sick and yet soooo funny. Can't stop chuckling.
I see you're on a roll Enty yesterday it was the daughter/mom thing and now Ryan & Tatum! It doesn't matter who he kisses, Ryan kissing and getting it on is gross enough but kissing his own daughter like that gross me fucking out!!! When is Tatum gonna write a tell all about having years of sex with Daddy???
Wait... he actually freaking hit on Tatum *AT THE FUNERAL*?
Saying "he didn't recognize her" ?? His own daughter? And at the funeral??
That is so wrong on so many levels I've lost count.
Calm down, Enty. Yes, Ryan is a sleaze, but geez! I don't see what you're selling in that picture AT ALL! We all know a photo is a tiny instant in time, and maybe his eyes are closed because he's blinking. Whether his lips are parted or not is debatable - he looks like he's 'pursing', to me. My dad used to put his hand on my shoulder or the back of my head to kiss me goodbye, and there was never anything creepy about it. She's got her hand around his neck, too, if you look closer.
I think you're seeing things.
You creeped me out at "Ryan O'Neal."
WTH is this about Thora Birch's dad? I must have missed it. I know she's grown up but I always remember her as the cute little girl from Hocus Pocus. :-(
I really don't think this picture is creepy. He's probably talking. Now Ryan O'Neal? He is creepy, but not because of this pic.
Eeeewww.
*silently screaming in the fetal position*
Lisa (original), here's the link to an article about Thora's dad on set watching her film sex scenes.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/item_uxiN6yxJySFmU6C9gNO0JM
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Ryan O'Neal, in general, disturbs me, but this photo doesn't. I think Tatum would have pushed him off if he was overdoing it. She seems tough enough to me to stop that shit cold.
Paisley - thanks for posting that link. What a story! Sounds like a creepy dude!
Thora Birch's parents were both porn stars, no?
Sorry but if my dad kissed me like that I'd have his head checked. By unzipping his pants. JUST KIDDING!!
This is the same man who slept with Tatum's BFF a young Melanie Griffith and had Tatum join them in bed, NOTHING about Ryan surprises me.