Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Today's Blind Items

So this female Real reality star was out shopping on Sunday and standing in line with what my source said was an incredibly hot guy. Anyway, who she was with is not really the point of this, but just an added bonus. Anyway, the point is our reality star who has even had her own show was talking on her cell phone in a very, very loud voice. This was annoying to the other 20 people in line, but not as annoying as the way she was talking on the phone. It was described as the most superficial, high pitched squeaky phone call of all time and everyone in line was cringing. The guy with her was apparently used to it and his main job appeared to be carrying things for the reality star. Well, as the line progresses she is so absorbed in her own world and her own call that she fails to see an elderly man in front of her who has bent over to retrieve something. Not seeing anyone in front of her, our reality star pushes by the guy, knocking him to the floor and walks up to the register. Meanwhile the people behind her help the man back to his feet. Our reality star continued to chat very very loudly the entire time at the register and as she walked out the door.

74 comments:

genesis said...

Kathy Griffin?

amazonblue said...

Tila Tequila?

Kingrey said...

Tiffany from I Love New York? She's SOOOOOOOOOOOO annoying!

pomme said...

one of Karkashian sisters??

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I loathe her.

Mango said...

I sure hope it's not Kathy Griffin. I love her.

Enty I have no clue as to who this is but please reveal so I can appropriately direct my scorn to the correct celebutard.

FreeThinker said...

lauren conrad?

genesis said...

Is it just me or do the CDAN posts get posted quick and leave me hanging?? I mean, it feels like 20 min from first post of the day to the BI

sunnyside1213 said...

Two words. Rude Bitch.

bionic bunny! said...

parisite?
it's the high pitched voice thing.

genesis said...

Oh, Paris sounds about right...

surfer said...

Audrina Patridge?

Mooshki said...

Doesn't "Real" mean it's one of the Housewives?

jw12 said...

I don't think it's Kathy Griffin. I think Kathy would have tried to set her mom up with the old dude.

IrishGossip said...

Real reality star...
Real housewifes?
Don't watch any of them so wouldn't know one if she, you know, knocked me over in the supermarket....!

LottaColada said...

I was thinking the same thing mooshki, which 1 has a squeaky voice?

angelina said...

whoever it is, they need to be smacked on the head

IrishGossip said...

*sigh* i meant housewiVes.... am not that dumb!

Miss X said...

Real = Real World = Paris. What a bitch.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I thought of Kat von D for some reason. The way she talks makes me want to kill my ears.

Theresa said...

What about Jo from OC Housewives? She has the most annoying voice, seems like a total jerk, and had her own show with that tool Slade.

xoApril said...

Whitney Port? Accent on the real - show is "reality" but scripted?

Basil said...

Gotta be Tila Tequila!

shazzzba said...

OMG........I HATE THESE PEOPLE......

libby said...

It's Tila. The fact that she's with a cute dude whilst being so very, very 'engaged' to that CRAZY J&J heiress.

The squeeky call is b/c she is pregnant as a surrogate for her brother and SiL.

Lauren said...

Tila is like 4'10" and 90lbs. Could she really knock a guy over? It sounds like Paris to me too, Bunny.

Daria said...

Bridget Marquardt from The Girls Next Door. She had her own show, Bridget's Beaches, on the Travel Channel. Her voice is very babyish and high-pitched, and her boyfriend is really cute.

AnnMarie said...

Just curious why there are so few blind items anymore - used to get Daily Mirror, Post etc... Did Ent announce anything that I missed? (I've looked...)

Theresa said...

Paris doesn't usually talk in a high-pitched squeak. Her affected voices are usually either baby-talk or that snarky "I'm better than you" drawl.

Ice Angel said...

I like the Bridgette guess...she is just the kind of ditz to do something like that. Truly in her own little world...honestly no clue...

Lana's Blog said...

I was thinking the Real meant Real World or Real Housewives.

flwrgurl said...

I wanted to say Kim Whoredashian

angie said...

Kim Zolciak?

genesis said...

Denise Fallon

Ellen said...

My only problem with the Paris guess is that I can't see her waiting in line in the first place! I bet it's one of those people from the Hills.

Pookie said...

kate gosselin?

it could happen.

ballyhoo. said...

this could really be any of the above mentioned, couldn't it? rude, self involved bitch with an annoying voice describes a LOT of reality stars, lol. i hate how they get a show and then act like they're julia freaking roberts all of a sudden when really most people watch their shows just to laugh at them.

that said, the most annoying voices to me belong to kardashians, specifically that pregnant one. if she were out with some hot guy that would sure be considered a bonus to a blind item - i don't think her man would be described as "incredibly hot"...

Elizabeth T. said...

I also think it's Jo from the RHoOC. The having her own show thing is the part I can't apply to anyone else. Plus on her twitter she said she was going Christmas shopping that day.

Sporky said...

Whoever they are, they're a turd.

slider1964 said...

Kim Kardashian???

Jackie said...

My first thought was Megan Houseman (Beauty & the Geek, Rock of Love). She had her own show a while back, Megan wants a Millionaire or something, and she has an annoying baby-doll voice.

Mooshki said...

I like the Jo guess. Well, I don't like it, but you know what I mean. :)

McDooks said...

What an ASSHOLE.

Kisha said...

Any of them? :)

sundance kid said...

before the hills wasnt lauren conrad part of the real o.c. which followed a few people then the hills became her own t.v show from her perspective

ajurk said...

Jackie - Megan is a great guess! i can totally see her doing this, god i hate her. Enty makes it sound like she used to have a reality show - past tense, so i don't think it is anyone who has a show that is still on. blind says she even HAD her own show. this means no kim k., no housewive that is still on the show, no kathy griffin. i don't think it is paris, Enty would/could have said she had more than one show. i with megan on this one.

cosina said...

Like Mango requested..Please reveal this one. This mutant deserves it.

Shoeaddict said...

Sporky, your "turd" comment tickled me.

nunaurbiz said...

It doesn't gibe with the "Real" clue, but I immediately thought of Janice Dickinson.

nunaurbiz said...

BTW, Kathy Griffin has said in real life, Paris doesn't talk in the "little girly girl" voice we've heard.

cdanluva said...

Kendra? or Holly?

f said...

I agree with Theresa; it's probably Jo from Real Housewives. She is the only one who has had her own reality spin-off, and she seems to be really superficial and annoying.

JoElla said...

I'm thinking Kirsty Alley.

Remember she was in Fat Actress and isn't she doing a reality show about weight loss now?

City Councilman Doug said...

I was thinking Gretchen, but then again I haven't heard her speak.

lana said...

paris hilton? she has super annoying superficial baby voice. sounds like my sister or most girls in california now.

TinselSass said...

This is one of those Blind Items that make the approaching arrival of reveal day extra special. This loathsome cretin needs to be outed.

TrainInVain said...

I am beyond mortified to admit that my first thought upon seeing the word "Real," was Real Chance of Love. Shoot me now...

Mango said...

I like the Bridgette guess...she is just the kind of ditz to do something like that.

Awwww, I liked her best out of the three ho's in Hef's house. And wasn't she (allegedly) working on her second master's degree? You'd think she'd have an effen clue...

REVEAL REVEAL REVEAL!

Peter said...

It can't be Kathy Griffin - the "incredibly hot guy" with her would most likely be her assistant Tom.

Do you see what I'm driving at???

No offense intended to Tom, but he's not "incredibly hot".

Kim said...

I like the Jo from RHOA guess. She's the only RH with a squeaky voice, and she's had her own show, and it would take a bat to the head to get her to pay attention to someone other than Jo.

Saz said...
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Saz said...

The BI says "Real reality TV star", which I think serves as a hint to Real Housewives. It must be one of them.

Dianew said...

Oh Please! This is none other than Kate Gosselin, who thinks the whole world revolves around her! and her 'body guard', Mr. Steve.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Or someone from The Real World, but I can't think of any of them that had their own show. Except Eric Nies from season 1 but, well, he's a dude.

Tea Lady said...

I'm with the rest of you. Real reality can't be a typo, it's a pointer to a show with Real in its title. That said, I don't watch any of those so I have no idea who it might be.

Alice D Millionaire said...

Kate Gosselin doesn't have a squeaky voice.

Allan said...

Sounds just like Kelly Killoren Bensimon of Real Housewives of NYC. She is a selfish self-obsessed nutcake who disregards the feelings of others and hangs out with young stud types (and occasionally gets indicted for beating them up)

Revali said...

screams Megan H!

hot guy, shopping, oblivious to the world....

Sporky said...

Shoe addict, I'm glad to make you smile. I can't think of a better word to describe someone that inconsiderate. Except maybe shitwaffle, but I've been using that one a lot lately...

Jewels said...

K, this is where I would have grabbed her by the back of the shirt, pulled her back, and shown her what she just did. Yes, it may have come across as rude on my part to her, but people like this NEED to have their own rudeness thrown back at them instantly.
And yes, I have done it in the past, and will keep doing it. I once threw a whole shopping bag filled with refuse that a teenage kid had just thossed out of the car window while his mom was waiting at the red light. Right back in the window he'd just tossed it out of!
The look on both their faces was priceless, especially since I followed my return with "you dropped something"

whole lotto luv said...

This reminds me of a story someone once told me. An older person was in front of her in line at a grocery store, and the younger person was feeling fidgety because the older lady was so slow unloading her cart. The older lady turned and looked at her and said, "Don't worry, honey, one day you will be old and slow, too."

Kim said...

This better be revealed on New Year's Day!!!!! This person needs to be shunned!!!!

Lisa (original) said...

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Sarah said...

My money is on Tiffany "New York" Pollard. She had her own show & one of the contestants was named Real. If anyone is squealy & self-absorbed, it's her.