Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Today's Blind Items

#1 - I would subtitle this one, "Serves A Cheater Right." This B- list movie actor recently called it quits with his wife. Well, more accurately, she called it quits with him. It turns out the wife was 100% convinced that our actor was the father of January Jones' baby. She could not be dissuaded. Well, while checking out her husband, she never did find out for sure if he is the father, but she did find out that he has been messing around with a whole bunch of other people that she had been totally blind about. So, called him out on it and kicked him out.


#2 - This long long time married couple is probably A list in our hearts, but in the business is a C for her and a B+ for him. You know, just for longevity, I would probably bump them up a notch. Anyway, the actor in this relationship has told his wife that he is getting older and is just not really interested in sex anymore and has trouble in the getting it up department so they have been celibate for quite some time. All of this however has not stopped him from having dirty sexy time with a stripper he was introduced to by one of his more notorious, high profile philandering friends.

41 comments:

Bnl1016 said...

#1 James Marsden? Didn't that just hit the press?

ms_goddess said...

#2 - First thought in my head was Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick :-(

Dana @ What the Frock? said...

James Marsden http://www.thesuperficial.com/james-marsden-divorce-x-men-cyclops-10-2011

BigMama said...

Kyra is much higher than C list.

I was thinking Ted Danson and his wife.

shehla said...

#2 some guys only like strippers. I personally think its gross but to each their own. He should just tell his wife, she might give him the okay. Better to be honest with what turns you on from the get-go !

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Just a hunch, I bet January Jones has NO friends.

Patty said...

#2 - friend of Jack Nicholson?

Trixie said...

Please don't let #2 be Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates!!! There are 3 couples that I have always loved: Valerie/Eddie, Courtney/David and these two. After the first two, I NEED Kevin and Phoebe to make it LOL!

Is James Marsters really a B? I guess he has been in quite a few movies, but I don't think that the average person on the street would know who he is.

jen said...

OMG that Marsden thing TOTALLY fits. BUUUUUUUUSTED! lol Good for the wife for kicking him out. I find it funny that she was wondering about JJ's pregnancy just like the rest of us. I don't know WHY I find it funny, but I do. Maybe she hits the gossip blogs too? lol


Kyra & Kevin were my first thought for #2. Especially the "A list in our hearts", since people seem to really love them, but realistically they're not really A list.

tealily said...

Can we stop guessing Bacon & Sedgwick for every single blind regarding an older couple at some point please? Now watch, it'll turn out this one is them. Hahaha

RocketQueen said...

Ohh Trixie - I really like your Cates/Kline guess!

And yes, Marsden fits - as long as it's not McAvoy! I lurve him.

Lindsey said...

What about Rhea/Danny Devito?

chopchop said...

Marsden does fit. Awww, I've had a soft spot in my heart for him since "Enchanted". He's so cute. But apparently a total douche. :-(

ghost said...

Stallone and his wife, and the philandering high profile friend is Ah-nold?

ms snarky said...

Tom Hanks / Rita Wilson - 23 years

Danny DeVito / Rhea Perlman - 25 years

Melanie / Antonio

and don't forget Ozzy and Sharon!!

But I have to go with Danny for this, cause Rita is only a C because she's married to Tom, where Rhea was successful in her own right.

ms snarky said...

plus Danny loves to hang out with a fast crowd. Remember his lemoncello-fueled morning talk show appearance?

Cheryl said...

You guys convinced me. Danny and Rhea it is. Yes, he was out drinking with Clooney and his crew before going on The View while he was obviously smashed. I just can't picture Tom Hanks with a philandering Steven Spielberg down at the tittie bar.

MISCH said...

No I tend to agree that January Jones has no friends, she threw her own baby shower and invited fellow cast members....duh

Basil said...

I find it interesting that number 2 suspected hubby of cheating with a specific person, but had no idea about the others.

__-__=__ said...

Probably easier to think of your hubby as a cheater than a man-whore.

jen said...

I hope it's not Danny & Rhea. I love It's Always Sunny & I don't want ANYTHING to taint it.

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

#1 - James Marsden wasn't even in X-Men. Besides, I thought the director (Claudia S. husband) got January preggers.

#2 - Danny and Rhea.

Bnl1016 said...

@Crila it doesn't say this guy was necessarily in the movie. he wasn't the one that got her preggo. his wife just THOUGHT he was.

bluebonnetmom said...

1. James Marsden is a player I am sure. B List? Maybe in his own mind. Not totally convinced, but he is the most recent divorce I can remember.
2. I immediately thought of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, but Tom has got to be A List. I like the Danny and Rhea guess because Kyra is not a C Lister.

figgy said...

@Tealily, if Kyra and Kevin are "an older couple" I'm gonna slit my wrists. ;-P Cuz they're my age.

Momster said...

^^and mine :)

Taylor said...

If it weren't for the "movie actor" title I would guess Ashton, since he and January used to date.

Wendi said...

Agreed with @crila16 - even if it doesn't say he got her pregnant, it's still kind of random for the wife to have been convinced he was the baby daddy if the two have never acted in anything together.

libby said...

Maybe the wife was told that James & January had been seen together, smoochy smoochy, around the time she conceived. They could have met at a party, through an agent, or through an actor they've both worked with. It only takes once.

Princess said...

Agree with quit guessing Kevin and Kyra for every blind about a long-married couple. Geez guys. Also agree with "friend of Jack Nicholson" lol. I think we're missing someone obvious - "A in our hearts" makes me think of the old days and Bob Hope and his wife or someone along those lines, although he would be A list in more than just our hearts.

Ron Howard - 36 years
David Bowie - 18 years
Dan Aykroyd - 28 years
Ozzy - 28 years
Samuel L. Jackson - 31 years
Dustin Hoffman - 31 years
Bill Cosby - 47 years
James Garner - 55 years

Bnl1016 said...

@libby - that was my take as well. i don't think they have to be in anything together for his wife to think something's up. these people in hollywood interact with each other all the time even w/out being attached to the same project. no one from the xmen movie is getting divorced so if it had to be someone from the movie this blind is null and void.

I ALSO don't think this is a blind at all, but a regurgitation of a blog post from last week masked as a blind:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/james-marsden-divorce-x-men-cyclops-10-2011

Lelaina Pierce said...

I don't get the James Marsden/January Jones connection though?

About a week prior to Marsden's announcement he was on Chelsea Handler (y'alls FAVORITE person!) talking about how he met his wife, their proposal, love story, etc.

The Black Cat said...

What about Warren Beatty and Annette Bening for #2

Feline said...

My first thought for #2 is Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones. However, The Black Cat has a good guess as well.

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Jennifer said...

First time commenter, love the site.

#1- James Marsden.
#2- Warren Beatty and Annette Bening, the high profile philandering friend being Jack Nicholson.

Queen Tidbit said...

I'm leaning to the DeVito/Perlman guess with the notorious high-profile philandering friend being Schwarzenegger.

Grace said...

I'm not on board with the James Marsden thing. What's their connection?

I hate to be "that person", but I am going to say Ashton Kutcher. Demi was convinced he was the father, did some digging, and found out about all the others.

January and Ashton dated before and it wouldn't surprise me if they slept around still.

soapthoughts said...

Seriously this kind of gossip garbage is getting old. First off the James Marsden rumor was spun off by some idiot who wrote a column and was being completely sarcastic and trying to be funny because January played Emma Frost in the X-Men First Class movie. In the comic books Emma Frost and Scott Summers are a big couple in X-Men. Given that James played the character of Scott in three movies (none of which included the one in which January was playing Emma) the obvious X-Men fan in the original gossip piece decided to throw out there his joking (although not funny at all) scenario that maybe James was getting a divorce because he was the father of January's baby. He even weaved a ridiculous scenario in his mind that didn't happen all to get hits on the stupid blog he writes. Now people are going around on the internet spouting theories about James and January having a child together when in all reality they probably haven't even met one another in real life. I think it's sick when people try to spin rumors and gossip from someone's misfortune (i.e. James getting a divorce). Seriously some people need to get a life and stop spreading gossip like it's truth because people can get hurt. It's just disgusting and anyone with journalistic integrity wouldn't spread such idle gossip without real facts to back it up! Maybe next time people will think before spreading hurtful lies on a site. It's not cool at all!

Me said...

^^^^^ (psssst; this is a gossip site. GOSSIP.)