Monday, October 10, 2011

Today's Blind Items

This former A list female singer and now still a great singer, but more of a hot disheveled mess with lots of money to burn would be a more accurate description. Our singer has been partying a lot. She knows she parties and she knows she has way too much drink many nights of the week. Since her significant other is not any better about partying and can't trust him to save her if she starts to die during the night, she has a baby monitor that she takes with her wherever she goes. One goes in her room and one goes in the room of her bodyguard. Always. She leaves them on 24 hours a day just in case she forgets to turn it on before she goes to sleep. So, the various bodyguards that have come into her life the past six months or so have heard everything from the craziest loudest fights to the craziest loudest sex, to the craziest loudest snoring from a woman that has ever been heard.

30 comments:

Lindsey said...

Christina. Obvious

FS said...

+1

The only other remote possibility is Whitney, but I'm not sure how much money she has left.

timebob said...

i still can't get over those pictures during the weekend.

Christina is morphing into the Snooki Monster from South Park.

I just hope her child doesn't see mommy drinking her "happy juice"
a lot.

parissucksliterally said...

Christina. what a mess.

Mark B said...

Xtina makes the most sense.

Bnl1016 said...

on board with xtina.

figgy said...

Poor Christina.

Her ex-husband actually seemed like a nice, normal guy. I wonder what happened there?

califblondy said...

The pictures of Christina from the MJ tribute were horrible. Didn't Enty post a picture recently with a caption that she was drunk?

If Christina doesn't want to end up like Whitney, she'd better book a room at Betty Ford pronto!

RenoBlondee said...

Could it be anyone but Xtina?

Cecilia00 said...

I hope someone who really cares about her steps in and helps.

BigMama said...

I know it is Christina but for half a second Barbara Streisand popped in my head and I nearly fell out of my seat laughing. *mondays are boring*

pomme said...

Whitney H isn't more a great singer
Amy W is dead
please Christina A! You deserve better!You have a young kid

trouble bubble said...

But would Christina be afraid of dying? I mean she is only 30 and is quite healthy

RenoBlondee said...

^
I was thinking that too at first, but figured maybe she's drinking sooo much that she's afraid of passing out and choking in her sleep or something?

shiny_special_one said...

Hard to imagine this is anyone else BUT Xtina. "If she starts to die during the night"??? WTF is she doing, mixing drugs and alcohol? I'm sorry for her kid, but I cannot stand her.

Emobacca said...

The thought of Christina having crazy loud sex would have immensely turned me on if I heard it 10 years ago. I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick now. She's a crazy and bloated mess.

Sherry said...

Christina..no question.

Nickola-Lola said...

Amen Big Mama! Thanks for the laugh :)

Suhyphen said...

Dunno, I think it's Whitney

Sylvia said...

Right away thought of Christina.

Wonder why she is drinking like crazy???

bluebonnetmom said...

Xtina for the win. The ex-husband needs to remove that child out of the household. She is not fit anymore to be his primary caregiver. That is completely screwed up.

Sis said...

Omg...a baby monitor in case "she starts to die"? That is some scary sh*t. I'm speechless.

Dishtlk said...

She was so bloated in those photos, i know drinking causes that but the phrase "coke boat" exists for a reason too. I think she's mixing. And totally agree with Bluebonnetmom, get that kid out of there.

Dishtlk said...

And while "coke boat(s)" probabaly do exist, i meant coke bLoat.. as I'm sure many assumed :)

Basil said...

Wasn't there a blind about a year ago about a former A list singer who wanted to stage manage a "comeback" similar to Brit Spears. Have a "public breakdown" and then come flying back on top? And I thought Xtina was the general consensus at the time. So perhaps this is more fakery from her team.

ardleigh said...

How freaking pathetic is that??!! You'd buy yourself a damn baby monitor to keep yourself alive but you won't get yourself to rehab.
Way to pi$$ your talent and your life away. Poor child has to know Mama loved booze more then you love them.

lutefisk said...

Interesting that the baby monitor is for her, and not an actual child.

bloodonthescreen said...

COKE BLOAT is real and X-tina is a victim of this and booze bloat.

Me said...

her husband just vanished. whats the situation w/ their son, does anyone know the custody arrangement?

ecua said...

I hope her husband has full custody. And if not, I hope he gets it soon! Poor kid.

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