Friday, October 14, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Forget Ashton Kutcher and whatever tabloid allegations have him tweeting mad today.

'Cause we've got a Vice star that we know can't keep it in his pants, much to the dismay of his poor partner and kiddos. Yep, Chubster Hunkster—who's looking less hunkster and far more chubster these days—is back and still sneaking around.

Thing is, he's starting to get nervous. Real nervous:

'Cause one of his chicks on the side is ready to blab.

So Chub did what every good stud worth his star power would do: he lawyered up. And Mr. Hunkster's legal team told that gal if she even breathed in the way of the tabloids, they'd sue her for every penny she's worth.

And trust, these are not the kind of lawyers you wanna mess with.

So the broad did what most other sensible peeps would do: she shut up and disappeared. And Chub can keep on with his cheating ways.

But for how long?

This par-tick chick wasn't the only one whispering about Chubster's inclination towards infidelity. It's only a matter of time before his extramarital bed hopping gets back to his gorgeous honey.

Or worse, the press.

Stupid P.S.: Why do men cheat with not-exactly-knockout stripper types when they've got goddesses at home?

I know, I know, stupid question.

And It Ain't: Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum

29 comments:

Jessi said...

Russell Crowe?

Daveb said...

THe blinditemsesposed site listed Jerry O'Connell as the top suspect to the previous Chubster Hunkster blind.

pomme said...

i guess(when i see the Ain't) a famous movie actor married with a beautiful actress

Jeri said...

@Daveb - yeah, Goddess fits Rebecca pretty well. I haven't seen Jerry lately so don't know about the weight.

I don't think Rebecca would want to pit up with that BS after her 1st marriage. Cute little twins or not.

pomme said...

and if i remember well,Chubster was inComic -con this year

mikey said...

Jerry is currently in NYC, where is Rebecca and the girls?

RenoBlondee said...

Yes, Jerry.

crila16 said...

Liev Schrieber.

I don't think it's Jerry O'Connell. He's not chunky at all. He actually looks pretty in shape.

ChasingHeaven said...

I'm with Jerry. Chubster probably refers to what a cutey he was in Stand By Me. Not that it justifies it at all, but I don't have too much sympathy for her considering what a leash she keeps him on. What a nightmare to be married to her.

RenoBlondee said...

Crila I was just coming back to say I think I changed my mind to Liev because of the news on The Dirty the other day about him cheating on Naomi. It would coincide nicely with Ted's blinds' timing and it fits perfectly!

Anonymous said...

I agree with the Liev guess. I don't see this being Jerry.

crila16 said...

I just read that Liev Schreiber was also at Comic con 2010 promoting Salt. I re-read the old Chubster BV and I don't see anywhere where it would be Jerry O'Connell. I know it was a top guess, but that doesn't mean it's correct. I think this BV points more towards Liev.

Old BV

"Chubster can bed practically any woman he wants now that he has A-list movie credits" Where does Jerry O have A list movie Credits. Liev does, but not Jerry.

"Unconventionally handsome" Liev is wierd looking, but yet handsome. Jerry is just plain old handsome.


New BV

"So Chub did what every good stud worth his star power would do" I just think Liev has far more star power than Jerry O'Connell.


"Chubster Hunkster—who's looking less hunkster and far more chubster these days—" That says to me that he's Chunky now.

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WBotW said...

Definitely Liev

Cheryl said...

Sounds like Liev to me.

Jessi said...

You guys are good! I don't even know why I guess on these, I totally suck at it.

RocketQueen said...

Definitely Liev with the two kids.

Ida Blankenship said...

Jerry and Rebecca also have two kids, but I don't think of either of them as A-list at ALL. I'd almost put her star wattage above his.

Naomi and Leiv, though? Each are totally respected by critics, and they're each as famous as the other.

Fuck Liev. What a dirtbag.

Anonymous said...

I think it´s Liev. Everything fits.

Mina said...

How can they sue her if she doesn't have any contractual obligations (confidentiality agreement, right, Taylor?) towards that guy? If she has proof they can't do anything, can they?

Queen Tidbit said...

Just to add to the Liev train... Chubster is referred to as a "Vice star," and in the remake of The Manchurian Candidate the character Liev played was running for Vice President, and in The Painted Veil Liev's character was the British Vice Consul.

bluebonnetmom said...

Liev for the win on this one. Scumbag. Naomi can do so much better than this.

Henriette said...

It's probably Liev, but I'm sure there are blinds about Jerry O'Connell. He tried to get back with his ex from E News WHILE he was engaged to Becky Romain Lettuce.

Interplanet Janet said...

"Stupid P.S.: Why do men cheat with not-exactly-knockout stripper types when they've got goddesses at home?"

No - not a stupid question. I honestly do not know the answer to this question. Can anyone please help me understand? I have gorgeous, kind, wonderful friends whose husbands have done this. And I just can't wrap my brain around it. Could anyone please offer insight? Thanks!

PS said...

Definitely Liev - he and Naomi aren't married, hence the partner, all the references to his role as Vice(s), he has gained weight and isn't conventionally handsome, and Naomi played the Jessica Lange / goddess offer to the God / King Kong in the remake ...

Unknown said...

interplanet janet: happens b/c the men are insecure and they have to feel like they are in charge...disrespecting their woman is kind of telling them "no you don't have it all" or that they are under control. has nothing to do with the person being cheated on.

saucyjane said...

Interplanet Janet: I asked my husband the same question when Tiger Woods got busted. He said, "Because you can do things to a five that you can't do to a ten." ...eew.

Um, regular lurker here. Hi everybody.

lutefisk said...

I don't understand why/how Chubster Hunkster's lawyers would sue someone for saying she had an affair with him. What would be the grounds for suing, especially if the woman had proof of the affair?

Henriette said...

@Interplanet Janet
Because they are narcissists and power mad. It isn't about sex, but power. Fame gives these people power, and it's a turn-on to have these notches in the bedpost.

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