Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Amnesia Because Of Great Sex?


You know, as a guy, when I hear stories like the 54 year old woman from Washington D.C., who was admitted to the hospital because she had amnesia from some great sex with her husband, then the bar is raised just that much higher.


"How was it?"
"Well, I didn't get amnesia."

See, how can you compete with that. It is the reason why you should never go out on a date with a woman who has watched The Notebook in the past 72 hours either. Did you know that you could even get amnesia from sex? Apparently it is not the most uncommon thing ever. It is called transient global amnesia and it does not last long but is really scary because it literally makes you forget everything. Usually everything returns to normal in a couple of hours and now the woman's husband will have to live up to the amnesia event every time they have sex.

20 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

I'll bet Ashton Kutcher wishes that happened to Sara Skank.

Melanie said...

How can the sex be that great if you immediately forget about it???

Lauren said...

Well now I have something to strive for!

crila16 said...

Wow...mind blowing sex. Literally.

MacVixen said...

Amnesia because the sex was THAT good? Yes, please :)

But to Melanie's point, maybe the amnesia would let me at least remember the sex? lol

shehla said...
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Goober said...

Life is ironic. Shouldn't it be the BAD sex that you get to forget? **sigh**

RocketQueen said...

^^bahaha. Indeed.

Momster said...

Maybe she hit her head on the headboard?? I've done it a few times, but then I still remembered it later! :)

shehla said...
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Sylvia said...

Now instead of saying "I have a headache". You can say "I can't or I will get amnesia" LOLOL.

shehla said...
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jen said...

parissucksliterally said...
I'll bet Ashton Kutcher wishes that happened to Sara Skank.


Totally LOLd...

This sounds ridiculous...

Momster said...

@Shehla, lol, both our minds are in the gutter. . .:)

bluebonnetmom said...

Thanks for all of the funny posts today. Y'all are quite the group! ; ) LMAO

mikey said...

Sometimes I wish I had amnesia after sex....

Really?!

JasonBlueEyes said...

This story just gave Lindsay an idea for her next court date:

Judge: "Miss Lohan, why didn't you complete your community service?"
Lindsay: "I forgot all about it because I had awesome sex and it caused amnesia."
Judge: "Bullshit. Like anyone would want to have sex with you."
Lindsay's Lawyer: "Good point, your honor."

Lelaina Pierce said...

Per the article, exerting yourself in the restroom can also cause this same type of amnesia. :-/

childeroland said...

That's why women keep denying they've had sex with me. It was so great that they've forgotten it.

Wil said...

[To be read in the style of Groucho Marx]
"I've heard of losing yourself during sex .. but this is ridiculous!"

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