Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Sara Leal Realizes No One Cares


When Sara Leal first had sex with Ashton Kutcher, she probably imagined she would get millions for her 90 seconds of sex. You think he lasts longer than that? Anyway, what Sara discovered is that Ashton already did the getting caught thing within the past year, everyone knew Sara's name, had topless photos of her and could imagine what happened thanks to the guy who arranges for women to be with celebrities. So, she learned that maybe next time she should stay quiet until the story comes out and she would make more than the few grand that US Weekly is paying her to say she was seduced by Ashton. Without reading the article I imagine it went something like this.


Ashton - "Want to come up to my place and hot tub naked?
Sara - Sure

And there is your seduction.

If you are selling your story to US, it means no one else is buying because US does not pay very much at all. They already sell a lot of issues so they do not need to pay a lot of money. You do get more publicity, but in a few weeks, no one will ever remember your name Sara. Does anyone remember the name of the woman that Ashton had sex with on his couch? Me either.

25 comments:

Lindsey said...

Snooze.This crap is boring to me.

MISCH said...

Why isn't she ashamed ? It's the Kardashian moral code, fame at any cost.....bimbo's

Bnl1016 said...

My problem with these ppl - not just with Ashton but ANY time a random is 'caught' with a celebrity - they never have anything earth shattering to say. So why should magazines pay them a ton of money? Linsday is right. It IS boring most the time.

jen said...

I love the "woe is me" photos of this woman in US LOL!!!

What a sad sick world we live in when shit like this keeps happening. I mean getting on the cover of a magazine for boning someone. Sigh.

crila16 said...

She's nothing but a skank. That's not something I would be proud of. She's also not even close to being as beautiful as Demi...and Demi is 30 yrs older than her. The skank will eventually be Demi's age, and she won't look anywhere near as gorgeous as Demi. Ashton is a slime and a fool.

parissucksliterally said...

what an asshole. He is too, but nice try to make some money skank.

FS said...

I had decided about two weeks or so ago to just not comment on Lohan, Kardashian, or Hilton stories, unless it was something really earth shattering. I'm adding Kutcher/Moore stories to that list. These people do not deserve a spotlight of any kind, any more.

RocketQueen said...

jen - that's what I was thinking, too! lmao! "Sad Sara Leal is sad." Fuck off.

So I guess if she's talking to the mag, Kutcher refused to give her hush money? Dude is like the honey badger, he just doesn't give a shit.

Anonymous said...

What bothers me about stories like this (if you can call it a story) is how they feel the story needs to come out. No, it doesn't. So she sells her story to a magazine and goes on about sleeping with another woman's husband. Yes, I know he's the bad one, not saying he's not, but does she really have to pour salt in the wound? And to sit there and pout in the pictures? Ugh. Didn't her parents raise her better?

I didn't click the link but I did read the quotes on dListed. I'd feel so embarrassed for her if she were able to feel shame. He laughed at everything she said and then told her he enjoyed being with her because it felt real. She bought that!!!!!!!! That is truly hilarious.

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Daveb said...

I believe she told some UK papers they did it without a condom! If they make a movie it will be called Dumb and Dumber!

jen said...

Or Dumb and Dumber Go To The Clinic...

bits of moxy said...

Ladies, if you're going to stroll -enjoy it - quietly.
I never was a skank, thought it would be fun- but alas that littl moral code kicked in. That being said - what happened to being a skank, a skank who kept their mouths shut (except for certain activities)?

childeroland said...

90 seconds--is that another reveal?

shehla said...
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bluebonnetmom said...

Opportunistic Ho got little to nothing. Boo Hoo...Hope her self respect was worth it.

timebob said...

unless there is video nobody cares.

And even, then you won't get much anymore.

Bnl1016 said...

According to another recent blind item that wasn't posted on CDAN that is believed to be these two there IS a sex tape.

And it also says Demi too cheats (which I think most people know) so I can't agree that this is all Ashtons fault. She'll just manipulate things so they appear that way.

Cheryl said...

It's not a big story because no one is surprised that Ashton is a cheating douche and he is not interesting enough to have an interesting mistress. Who would care what she has to say?

JasonBlueEyes said...

I'll bet Ashton cheated on Brittany Murphy while they were together too. Does Ashton tell the girls he sleeps with to give up after a few minutes by saying "I don't think you're going to be good at this."

Why does every woman who sleeps with him eventually wind up screwed up?

Lelaina Pierce said...

Several hilarious quotes in this article. My favorite?

"He laughed at pretty much everything I said."

I bet. I'm sure there were riveting conversations in between the hot tub romping & sexcapades.

ardleigh said...

These tramps need to shut up. The sex with a married star is just overplayed now. The only time I want to know about their sex lives anymore is if the "STAR" is into something really strange like ...farm animals

ardleigh said...

Come on admit it you'd pick up the mag if she said, " Ashton was into a chicken in more ways then one."

Rose said...

Is there a whole generation that stopped caring what their parents think of them?

Ashton may be a jerk but so is this girl. She knew he was married. How many of these girls sleep with celebrities just so they can get their face on a tabloid?? It's gross.

If she didn't use a condom or if she made a sex tape then she's an even bigger idiot.

Danielle said...

Is she pouting!? UGH! It's like.. "WAH!!.. no one's paying attention to me!"

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