Tuesday, July 23, 2013

369,999 Other Women Had Babies Yesterday - Including Penelope Cruz And Hillary Scott

You would never know it by looking at the news, but there were approximately another 369,999 babies born yesterday in the world that are not going to be the future King Of England. Apparently though, those other 369,999 babies are not news worthy. Wait, scratch that. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem welcomed their second child yesterday, so there were 369,998 babies born yesterday that were not news worthy. That is a whole lot of people being born everyday. It is hard to believe the entire eyes of the world were on Kate. Mine were on Penelope because I kept hoping to see photos of her sister Monica Cruz. You know, I love Monica Cruz. Not as much as I love an ice cold tequila and bacon wrapped bacon at the end of the day, but it is right up there. Eyes in the country world were focused on Hillary Scott of Lady Antebellum who gave birth to a girl yesterday so, there were only 369,997 babies yesterday that were born who were not newsworthy.

20 comments:

FSP said...

This post was just stoopid.

Jules_345 said...

And really lame for angry-Enty to try to sound like original-Enty. Not very successful.

MollyMo said...

In more interesting news, Amanda Bynes is FINALLY on 5150 hold in California. Thank God, her cries for help finally were answered. According to TMZ, she set fire to someone's driveway and a nursing home called the cops on her for trespassing earlier in the evening.

Mango said...

Did Hollywood Dime ever spill with the story she said she had on Amanda?

Vera L- said...

when will someone scrub off Javier and bring back the hot?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

The pics of her heavily pregnant from last weekend made me feel for her, she looked so over it, tired and blehhh. Happy she finally popped.

Renoblondee said...

@Mango I haven't seen anything, I was looking for that too.

Amartel said...

Irony fail.
Are we supposed to be outraged for the noncelebrity babies? They're the lucky ones.

Kloie said...

At first, I mixed up Hilary Scott with Hilary Burton or whatever from One Tree Hill, and wanted to be like "uch, shut up Peyton."

Princess Consuela Bananahammock. said...

My co worker and his significant other had their first baby yesterday too. A boy. Pretty exciting I think!

mynerva said...

Your user name is my new favourite thing in the entire word

lostathome said...

Javier looks like a longer faced version of Jeffrey dean Morgan in that picture

califblondy said...

I've always loved Javier, but damn dude, take a shower!

Pini 27 said...

Get off of your soapbox "Enty". You saw this reported on someone else's blog (only they did it eight hours ago).

How many postings did you put up on that royal baby yesterday?

JoElla said...

Really Enty? Being mean to the Royal Baby now?

Congrats to Hillary and Penelope and everyone else who had babies yesterday, and today, and each and everyday!

MichaelaK said...

@Jules said it! Come on, Enterns!

car54 said...

Just watched William drive Kate and the baby home from the hospital --it was very sweet.

I have a feeling they had to have practiced putting the car seat in themselves. They were too dang smooth for rookies.

Jade Knickerboxers said...

I think it's cool that all those other women can say " the prince has YOUR birthday!"

Jessie said...

Oh good, Bardem has the "sloppy dad" look down already.

auntliddy said...

Love penelope, love javier, happy for them. All new babies are completely delightful.