Thursday, July 25, 2013

Blake Lively Is Not Pregnant - Mirrors Still Exist

For some reason yesterday the internet decided that Blake Lively was pregnant. I don't know if she ate something and there was a photo of her or Ryan Reynolds was trying to get the focus off his two huge box office bombs or what, but the story was out there. Her publicist (who jut happens to be Ryan's and who Ryan pays for) said that Blake is not pregnant. I don't expect Blake to get pregnant unless there is a time and a place where mirrors stop to exist. The two of them combined must spend hours looking into mirrors. I don't think either of them could stop looking at themselves long enough to have sex with each other. I know Ryan said he wanted to have a bunch of kids with Blake but he also said the same thing about Alanis and Scarlett and look how that turned out. The only time Ryan has ever been serious about kids is when this A+ list mostly movie actress asked him if he would be willing to donate sperm to her. He said no. They have not spoken since.

28 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Poor Sandy :(

libby said...

Yup, SANDY! She got a better deal w/ her Louis anyway.

libby said...

(Her son is 'Louis', I hope! that's who I meant.)

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Wow...didn't know Sandy could be so petty. It's a giant favor to ask...too much to ask of a friend.

skipper said...
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skipper said...

I am starting to believe Blake did a baid-and-switch thing about babies...she played the kindred girl and acted all wifey til she got the ring then she stepped back...

rajahcat said...

Well that is a lot to ask Sandy.

They are beautiful to look at.

But that is a pretty snarky comment that mirror thing,

They haven't been married that long so what is the big deal about the baby thing? Its too soon.

LottaColada said...

I thought Louis was already in the process of being adopted when she spilt with Jesse James? Why the need for Ryan's sperm?

skipper said...

@LottaColada

Ryan and Sandy vacationed together with Louis so if this request happened at all, it was after she adopted the kid.

MISCH said...

It's not Sandy, I think it's Charlize they dated briefly

rajahcat said...

that's right they did vacay together maybe it was Charlize

Frufra said...

Charlize and Ryan would have made beautiful babies together.

Renoblondee said...

Any version of any mix of those people would make beautiful babies!

Svetlana Monsoon said...

Ooh a blind hidden gem in a regular post. Maybe enties are getting more creative and less snarky? A gal can hope :)

MISCH said...

Actually I do believe Ryan thought they were going to start a family quickly, Blake however had other ideas no matter what she said before they got married.

Diana G said...

I still can't believe he was with Alanis!! Crazy!

Svetlana Monsoon said...

@MISCH and @skipper I think so too, I think she married as a career move. As controlling as Ryan is (or supposedly is) I think he actually thought he would finally get a family with Blake

skipper said...

@ Svetlana Monsoon

agreed! rumors is he split with ScarJo because he wanted to settle down while she wanted to wait and was too career focused, so blake played thet wifey card and baked all the time on green lantern set to prove her housewife skills and starting talking about wanting 30 kids...but after the wedding apparently the music changed.

Svetlana Monsoon said...

@skipper hahaha I like how she baked on the GG set, Green Lantern set, etc. to prove she'd be a good wife. Guess that means I'd be wife of the year! Gotta go call my bf... lol
I don't think that 'baiting and switching' and changing after marriage is all that uncommon though.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Maybe the rumor started to cover the coke bloat?

Cecilia00 said...

Uh yeh, TeamRyan on sperm giving. No one has to have a kid to be nice, and that is an extremely serious thing to ask, and if the answer is 'No' I can see it being entirely awkward to continue a friendship or relationship.

LottaColada said...

@skipper- ok thanks.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope we get some more cellphone nudes of Blake before she eventually does get knocked up.

NSFW

Tittay

Tushay

D Brown said...

Reminds me of the old Myron Cohen joke (minus the Jewish dialect):

Two housewives are drinking at the bar in Miami Beach. One turns to the other and asks "Are you having another one?" the second lady replies "No darling, its just the cut of the dress".

chopchop said...

^^ I love that! (@D Brown)

ms snarky said...

how is Sandy "mostly movies?" I don't think it's her.

lazyday603 said...

I heard it was Jason Sudeikis that Sandra Bullock asked to be her sperm donor. He told her he already gave at the office.

Hegg said...

He stopped speaking to Sandra not because she asked for a donation but because she had already leaked the story to US Weekly (he knew nothing of it) and he was gonna have to keep up a farce of a relationship with her.
She doesn't get any pity from me. She uses people.