Monday, July 15, 2013

Kris Jenner's Talk Show Starts Today - Don't Watch

I know you are probably thinking to yourself that if you just watch one episode of the new talk show Kris Jenner debuts today that it won't be a problem and that her show still won't get picked up past the six week trial period. If everyone has that same thought though, then she will get longer than a six week extension. We need to nip this in the bud and stop it now. This can't be allowed to continue. There are already far too many pages of tabloids and trees dying that talk about this family. There are far too many hours of television devoted to this family and what the world does not need is an additional five hours a week of the family. So, today when you are flipping through the guide on your television, just skip her show. Don't put it on your DVR. Just ignore it. After a couple of days you won't remember that it is on anyway and the six weeks will fly by and it will be Labor Day and the air will be crisp and fresh and you can say you did your part in cleaning up the environment.

53 comments:

Unknown said...

Ughhh....I wouldn't watch this even if you paid me.

Cathy said...

As long as you don't have a Nielsen box and don't dvr it, you're free to watch this shit show.

Kelly said...

No worries, I don't watch TV during the day at all!

car54 said...

She's only doing a try-out in a few major cities.

I don't think we have it here, so I won't be watching.

Kristin Wigs said...

The most important question is: while this woman is on tv, who is watching over the Inner Sanctum of Hell?

trudi said...

Anything I know about this family is what I have read on the internet. I've never let my channel selector click on their god awful show. It won't happen on this one either.

greenmountaingal said...

The Mayans obviously got the date wrong. The apokalypse must be starting today.

Tyler said...

No plans to watch, and hoping low ratings and a quick cancellation will trigger an all things Kardashian domino effect.

MISCH said...

no way....not even if she paid me

FSP said...

Enties, you could do your part and stop posting about them.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad we're all in agreement. =)

audrey said...

I don't watch daytime TV nor do I dvr it, as there is really nothing on that is worth the space. May this show fail quickly and disappear along with the interest in this family.

figgy said...

What @Cathy said: if you're not a Nielsen household, no one will know. Well, maybe just the NSA.

Not that I'd watch this shit, of course.

Gayeld said...

No really, I have never thought to myself, "Gee, I'll just watch one episode of this insipid crap. That will be okay." I have never watched any of their shows and I never will. I still don't understand why anyone would.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope she goes right to rippin off Maury and has Kim on to play Guess the Baby Daddy, complete w/ DNA tests.

Mango said...

There are already far too many pages of tabloids and trees dying that talk about this family.

And blogs. *HINT* *HINT*

Tammy said...

I don't have a TV, so you need not worry about me.

Kristin, you made me LOL!

Redd said...

That was the most well written intelligent post I have seen in days. And I agree. But I think that your cable box tells someone somewhere about your programming, no Neilsen needed.

auntliddy said...

Me either, reno.

Unknown said...

Good one, Count!

Glitter said...

How has she managed to parlay herself a career? What are her talents, other than pimp extraordinaire?

Unknown said...

Trust me, I won't be watching!

LilaFowler said...

Is Enty really PMK? Lol.

LilaFowler said...

I would never even have known the shit show started today if I didn't read this.

S.joy said...

"I know you ate probably thinking that if you just watch one episode..."

Ummmm no. That thought never crossed my mind!

Pazazz said...

I'm at my brothers house and my sister n law is watching it now...I overheard her say that khloe was getting a raise in her allowance...smh

erika said...

no can do enty....

what if pmk does a special interview w/ kimmk and kimmy starts to cry? she's so beautiful when she cries!

Anonymous said...

I'd rather shove kittens up my arsehole. This woman is the fuckin devil

parissucksliterally said...

I have never watched any of their shows. Why would I start now?

parissucksliterally said...

Redd, again- you keep distracting me with your Paris/Nicky limo avatar- that is mine on Dlisted, and I have never seen anyone else use it. lol

Count Jerkula said...

@erika: If she cries enough that her eyeliner/masacara starts running down her cheeks, I'm in. I love that look on a chick.

Sherry R. said...

I don't even want to watch the commercials for this show.

I wonder if this is why Wendy Williams is doing new shows through most of the summer this year. If you're going to watch a talk show, watch Wendy.

DewieTheBear said...

Another great way to boycott the Kardashians? No more posts about them on your site.

AJ said...

Yup Wendy Williams all the way. Love her show.

Anonymous said...

oh don't worry, i wont.

CJ said...

I still can't believe that the mother of a woman who made her own sex tape and released it for publicity is considered a valid talk show host by someone, somewhere. I just... ugh. It defies logic.

MichaelaK said...

Why all the hate for Kris Jenner? She's just like us! Here's a pic of her with her original nose and carrying one of the ginormous spawn.

Unknown said...

Exacty - how many Kartrashian posts and blinds have there been on this site- probably hundreds.

Tru said...

Mango: How many trees do you think were destroyed putting up this blog?

Ann Nah Nah Mess said...

@B Smears: Can I watch?!? Sounds like an awesome start to a memorable weekend.

HannahBanana said...

I don't even know what channel it's on....and I must say I'm most proud to admit it!

This makes me glad to work all day! Lol

Anonymous said...

@sherryR........ah ha!....so that's why she has new shows. RE: wendy

ms snarky said...

I wouldn't have known it was on at all if not for this post.

STOP POSTING ABOUT THAT WRETCHED FAMILY!!!

Unknown said...

Ummmm no I don't plan on watching this stupid show.

The other day I was home and catching up with my DVR'd shows and Watch What Happens Live was on - with PMK and Bieber's mom (can't rmember her name). Well Andy asked PMK what has been the most embarassing thing one of her kids has done and you would think she would say "well Andy the day that Kimmy let RayJ pee on her and video tape so that I could sell it." But NO! Biggest embarassment was when Scott shoved a $100 bill down a waiter's throat. Umm you stupid bitch Scott isn't even your kid and really? That's the most embarassing thing?

jel said...

@lilafowler, your name made me smile. Thanks

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italiangal56 said...

Disgusting POS!!

Rose said...

Kris Jenner - Don't tell us about her.

Unknown said...

Her show will tank. No one can stand her.

Jazzy said...

Her first guest is Khloe. Bwahaha! No one is going on that shit show.

OKay said...

I thought about watching. Her co-host today is Cameron Mathison! Damn my love of soaps and soap men...However, sanity prevailed and I didn't bother. :)

Unknown said...

They have 15 shows all about themselves, Kris gets her own show and she drags the usual queens out... Again. News Flash Ryan Seacrest! We despise this family, STOP torturing us! (Oh that goes for Matt "Pole Smokin" Lauer too)
I will kinda not despise Kanye, if he shakes this family off their pedestal. They are rich enough, it's not like they are broke, homeless, and will be turned into the streets. If they blow their millions. That's on them, not us.

hannah56 said...

Can't even find it on my tv guide. Little Rock

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