Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Miley Cyrus Wants You To Know She Does Drugs And Loves Giving Oral Sex

Just in case you did not catch all the lyrics in the new Miley Cyrus song, she would like you to know that she does drugs and the whole song is about doing drugs and that she loves drugs very much and wants to do drugs every waking moment and if you do not know she is doing drugs then you are an idiot. She said it, not me. She also says that Justin Bieber is an idiot. He does drugs though and does a lot of drugs, so you would think that he would not be an idiot. I can't keep up anymore and I feel like I missed the whole ugly train. Is idiot the new ugly? Is Amanda Bynes going to be forced to join the idiot train? Are we all? What if I was still waiting for Amanda to call me ugly? Should I now be waiting for Miley to call me an idiot? Did anyone make t-shirts for any of these? Should we change Keep Calm And Carry On to Keep Calm And Carry On Idiots?

Oh, and Miley would also like you to know she loves giving oral sex. I don't know if there will be a t-shirt for that.

38 comments:

FSP said...

Speaking of t-shirts...

greenmountaingal said...

Miley is gross

MAC said...

I must be cool then because I say idiot probably 20 times a day.

Karrots said...

If it weren't for the awesome commentors at this blog I don't think I would keep coming back. This new blogger whines, moans, and blows things out of proportion more than my mom after a bottle of wine.

VIPblonde said...

@FSP You rang?

phoenix said...

Miley is a massive wannabe, copying Rhianna and trying to outdo Rhianna's bad girl headlines.

Apparently oral sex how she keeps Liam coming back.

Stylemaverick said...

I've been reading forever and only recently commenting. You're spot on. It could be the extra early wake up that my toddler gave me, but I am over the tone of whoever is writing lately. I'm far more interested to see what the comments are than the actual content anymore and that's just sad.

FSP said...

I heart VIP

HannahBanana said...

Sounds like The Count may become her newest fan! Lol!!!

Pip said...

Jax hates blow jobs and drugs.

erika said...

Is disney giving these kids labatomies in addition to fa
t for a lifetime paychecks? Jesus

The Dude said...

If Bieber is such an Idiot (which he is), why does she continue to cultivate his look? She is soooo his doppleganger.

Pink Picklegoo said...

BAHAHA this girl is simple-minded. This is the same interview where she talks about being an adult because she does drugs and curses. What irritates me the most about Miley is her hairstyle, it just irks me.

audrey said...

She is a typical young person. Don't you know that they are the first generation to discover drugs and enjoy sex?

Kate said...

I sadly miss her innocent Hannah Montana days. I wonder if all those little girls still try to emulate her.

Frufra said...

What audrey said. We all thought we were breaking new ground with the partying and sexy times when we were 20.

Frufra said...

@ Kate - no. The little girls don't know about Hannah Montana any more. But my boys (11 and 14) still miss Hannah Montana - they loved the show, and to be honest, it was good old fashioned family entertainment - we have a cat named Oliver, after one of Hannah's BFF's.

Sadly, the girlies today - at least at my elementary school - are all about grody Bieber (still!) or One Direction. I miss the Hannah days.

Ruby Soho said...

@audrey.....haha, I know, right? Nobody has ever discovered how good ecxstacy & a little head feels.
Thank goodness for Miley!!

rajahcat said...

What is with this girl??? Constant grab for attention of any kind even the most negative. Bet her parents are so proud. Oops I forgot-they probably are.

just curious said...

Give her another year and she'll be talking about her bi sexual experience and revealing more and more skin through the next 4-5 years because she's maturing.

Count Jerkula said...

The song says she loves giving oral to dudes or chicks?

Kati Simons said...

I love how you didnt put the actual quote.

ohcowie said...

@ frufa
the girls love one direction at my school too. i always "accidentally" call them one dimension to annoy the girls.

Diana G said...

Wow - she's so shocking!!

Seachica said...

I can't help but wonder how much of this is happening right now because her dad is back to divorcing/reconciling with his wife. Wasn't Miley the best guess for the blind of a former teen star who would talk to the press about her dad if he didn't reconcile?

stigs84 said...

@karrots I completely agree. The jokes are never funny and the writing is poor

Molls said...

Poor Miley is on a too-fast treadmill and she doesn't know how to stop and get off. By this time next year the girl will be in rehab. She's already got the glazed eyes and that coke-skinny look. Do her stupid parents not even try to intervene?

Renoblondee said...

She's still just being Miley y'all!

parissucksliterally said...

I listened to this song for the first time last night, and was surprised that it isn't bad. However, I couldn't deal with the video. Miley is fucking fug to me, and so not sexy. It was laughable watching her act all hot and shit. Laughable.

888 said...

HAY ERRYBODY LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!!

Miley's really lost it. She has actual talent and could be a country superstar (her singing Jolene was great) but instead she does this auto tune garbage and dresses like a wigger skank. Because what this world needs is more mud sharks. I used to like her a little bit but now....ugh. DIAF.

Mango said...

@ Diana G - She can't be tamed!

Ja'mie King said...

Edgy!!

lostathome said...

WTF in what song?? I didn't hear that anywhere in "we can't stop" just talking about trying to get a line in the bathroom.

Way to be vague as fuck.

Pogue Mahone said...

Dirty little hillbilly skank.

nevarmore said...

Well, that explains the buck teeth. And extended tongue pose she's so fond of...

Ruby Soho said...

@nevamore----so, oral sex causes buck teeth??
Good to know....
:/

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