Monday, July 22, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

This is as close to a photo of Kate Middleton arriving at the hospital as you are going to get. Her security team.

Britney Spears looks damn good here. Do you think they started having sex? Does he get paid extra?
Billy Zane and his daughter.
Adrianne Curry's outfit cracks me up so much I had to put it in two days in a row.
Colin Firth skinny, but wanting another Academy Award for his weight loss.
Yeah, I don't think Doug is thinking about using that on Courtney.
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson have some weekend fun.
Eva Longoria looks sad. Possible boyfriend drama.
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield at a party over the weekend.

44 comments:

Noetje said...

Btw.. for those who don't know but do care. Kate and William had a boy.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

So a boy is born.

Congratulations British taxpayers, you have someone else to pay his food, tuition, clothes, cravings... forever.


If that dude is paid just to fuck Britney, I want his job. I accept half the salary.

kelgela2 said...

I wanted it to be a girl :(

Redd said...

Courtney Stodden is one low rent skank that I had hoped not to see here!

nevermindthat said...

People act like this baby is the second coming of Christ.

Count Jerkula said...

Britney

Kruger

Curry, in that outfit. I'll just cut a hole in the mask when it is needed.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Kate Middleton is officially a MILF. Let's rejoice.

Mango said...

Yikes! Is Colin Firth ill? He looks terrible!

Renoblondee said...

Cute sundress on Diane!

Anna Nonymous said...

Congratulations to the royal couple, and the little guy, welcome to the world.
It's sad that Curry hasn't passed the sex object phase in identifying herself. Hello, I'm a video game character,puurrrrr.... every damn year? Grow up, get something else going for you other than your body and looks. Even teenaged boys grow up at some point.

wwax said...

Those Brits grumbling about having to "pay" for another Royal might find this video enlightening.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw

Redd said...

Oh Count, you forgot to put Courtney Stodden on your to do list!

flanny said...

OMG Emma Stone looks awful, so pale and skinny and pasty. Drugs?

Count Jerkula said...

@Redd: First, nice avatar. Second, Stodden did little for me before the boob job. Now it is completely ruined. Huge fake jugs do nothing for me.

Diana G said...

Congrats to William & Kate!

Britney looks comfy and well!

I'm getting a pregnancy vibe from Eva Longoria.

FS said...

Thank you Adrienne Curry, because the world needed a dictionary picture for the phrase 'bolt ons'.

nudibelle said...

brit doesnt give any fucks, and i LOVE it

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I don't like the heavy eyeliner britney is wearing

Ever since I read gossip that Colin Firth is a jerk to those lower in status than him on movie sets, I've gone off him.

Jessie said...

Very excited to find out the baby's name.

BILLY ZANE.

Brit does look good.

Young Joshua looks quite good with his legs on show. Good work Diane.

Stodden's boobs make MY back hurt.

discoflux said...

I'm not even worried about Brit Brit's eyeliner. Check out the Merle Norman makeover Douglasina's rockin'.

Any amount of money paid for that tit job on Adrienne Curry is too much.

discoflux said...

Also - EAT SOMETHING, EMMA!!!!

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

On lipstick alley, someone posted:

"Colin Firth. smh. Fantastic actor but rude on set especially to those at the bottom of the food chain. If you're an actor or acting in the film he's in you'll get on well, but everyone else can suck his dick. He's a diva with a huge ego.."

rajahcat said...

disappointing Colin Firth comment above :(

Anotheramy said...

Adrienne Curry is desperately trying to find a way to get another 15 minutes

Peter said...

She is a redhead, good for her not being pressured into the ridiculous spray tan/cancer bed route.. Look at lilo and how well she has aged.. I think she looks great.

Sherry said...

Colin Firth is starting to go all Michael Douglas in the looks. And disappointed that he's the class conscious Brit. So sad to hear.


Count: Amen that the fake breasts aren't a turn on. Why women want to do that I'll never understand. There is beauty in smaller tata's.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sherry: Only reason I could see for a young chick to do it, is if she is self conscious about being lopsided. Like DD and an B lopsided.

Chances are a bim like Stodden is going to be a hacked up mess by the time she is 30 because she hates herself so damn much.

Lynne said...

Count, forgive my wandering eye...

Firth

Firth

Firth

Lynne said...

I just saw two minutes of Valmont (1989) with a very young Mr. Firth. My, my, my.

Lynne said...

I just saw two minutes of Valmont (1989) with a very young Mr. Firth. My, my, my.

Lynne said...

I just saw two minutes of Valmont (1989) with a very young Mr. Firth. My, my, my.

Lynne said...

My apologies for the double post. I was distracted.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lynne: You kept tappin on the wrong button, huh?

Rach Around said...

Mr Darcy, my first real crush looks like he needs a few pints of stout, some stodgy food and more stout.
I think Emma is gorge. She's looking awesome.

Massive G said...

Zane is a spermbreathed turd burglar.

Shittany Spears is HIV positive. I pity anyone who ficks her.

Massive G said...

It has been proven that a baby's sex is determined by whether mom had an orgasm during conception. A woman releases hormones and enzymes during orgasm that destroy male sperms.

So we know William doesn't make Kate cum. Kate now has her revenge, as she is no longer tight tight.

SayWhat said...

@Massive G, your poor mommy. You should get your daddy a thank you card for making you a boy and your mommy a thank you card for her meth use to make up for it.

Rach Around said...

I've wanted to get a titty job, I'm mammary challenged. My hubby hates fake boobs & says anymore than a handful is a waste. But I still want one.

Rach Around said...

Looks like it's all girls for me then, according to Big G. They all want what I'm having.

Massive G said...

Bet Prince Billy doesn't even eat Kate's pussy. Bet he sucks cock like his daddy.

PJJ said...

She's actually a natural blonde.

Snootches said...

I'll take a Zane sandwich with a side of Mr. Darcy.
Something about Zane...he seems like he would enjoy his very own pair of kinky boots

Lynne said...

@Count

I blush.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lynne: :) Don't worry babe, we all do it.