Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 25, 2012

I have to say that in the world of diva's, this one is one of my favorites. She has been in this space before for a fairly big thing, but for an entirely different reason than today's item. Through the years, our diva, who is an A list diva, but on a lesser scale when it comes to her actual talent has always acted a little more innocent than she really is. She has done a little bit of everything and has A list name recognition and is known throughout the world. Back in the day she was involved with another A list celebrity. She liked to stay in the background and pretended she was this naive person when it came to the real world. But she isn't. She played our celebrity exactly the way he needed to be played and she walked away with well over $2M from her time with him and never paid for anything and earned a huge sum for herself much of which was based on the publicity she got from being with him. One time, our diva was involved in something very messy. She pleaded ignorance and that she had no idea what was going on, when in fact, she was the one who caused it all to happen by her actions. Later, she basically ran the same con again with another celebrity. She walked away with millions in cash and gifts and some huge paychecks that were way more than she should have been earning, but the publicity allowed her to get her rates way way up. From the time our diva first burst on to the scene, she has been cold and calculating and makes every decision with a very cold heart. It is all business and everything she does is business.

Jennifer Lopez

114 comments:

VIPblonde said...

"Fairly big thing" = MV

Can we all consider this one solved yet?

Kelly said...

Girl's got balls. Gotta admire that.

FSP said...

MV

Glitter said...

She is MV. She can't sing worth a d***.

tara17 said...

If she's MV, the stand-in is quite spot-on. Go Fly-Girl!

Gypsy said...

I just don't see her being that smart. But I suppose conniving infers a certain kind of intelligence.

Unknown said...

This is the Enty that hates successful women clearly.

VIP for the new Enty.

Anothergrayhare said...

So the think she was not so innocent about was the nightclub shooting with P-Diddy or whatever he was called at the time? She caused it? I take it Ben Affleck was the other guy she screwed over. Maybe she sent him to the strip club ....

Unknown said...

She didn't just con Diddy out of money, she conned Ben Afleck out of millions, that 3 million dollar ring and he bought her mom a Rolls too. Cuz everyone in the hood needs a rolls to get to the bodega now and then. Jenny from the block my ass.

Anonymous said...

Whats MV?

Anonymous said...

Sorry..whats MV..brain off today:(

Tru Leigh said...

Yeah, I don't know what "MV" is either.

Tru Leigh said...

MV?
Music Video?
Mobility Vehicle?
Most Valuable?
Mostly Vegan?
Musty Vagina?

sweetstarshine1 said...

MV the huge blind item enty has yet to reveal....


so if shes does everything with a cold heart whats the deal with casper then. what does he do for her business//

Beetlejuice said...

Ugh, you newbies.

Google it folks. MV is one of the sites most famous blinds.

Unknown said...

Whoa! She really is a piece of work. However, show business is ninety per cent business and ten per cent show. So maybe we shouldn't be surprised.

MnGddess said...

She works haaard for the money - so haaard for it, honeeey...

sandybrook said...

You don't have to be smart to be street smart which is what she is. In fact Id rather be street smart than school smart any day of my life. (Delivers common sense and survivor skills)

FSP said...

Read about MV here

surfer said...

Haha, MerryB. You tell them.

VIP and anothergrayhare nailed it.

me said...

Q: Is it her or her manager? Benny medina seems like a slimeball who gets a cut of all the above

Dorothy said...

Select it from the Labels field

sandybrook said...

A clue for the NEWBIES--MV stands for Milli Vanilli and if you know what made them infamous you will know what real Enty is accusing someone of doing their entire career basically.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Tsk tsk, MV. Where all of her marriages/relationships part of her calculations as well? Maybe she is asexual and that is how she could stand to be with Skeletor & The Gay Ghost?

Not A Ninny said...

The MV blind item is important because it rather confirms that ur-Enty was a real entertainment lawyer.

Asking again: does anyone know what label Lopez was on early in her career? Was she ever signed to Warner Records?

DixieTheNoble82 said...

*were

cheesegrater15 said...

According to Wikipedia she was on Work, Island, Epic, Capitol, and 2101.

Beetlejuice said...

Her first album was on the Work Group label. Then she was signed to Epic. Finally, her last few album was on Island records.

Hmm.. seems the Work Group label ended shortly after On the 6 was released.

sandybrook said...

Work Group was part of Sony.

Murphy said...

She had me fooled a little bit* too but she let her facade down a little bit when she hired Casper to be her "boyfriend"

(I say a little bit because I never really gave a crap about her)

AndyCane said...

Milli Vanilli

Anonymous said...

She used to have a little, now she's got a lot. She may know where she came from, but she's still a tunnel cunted sow.

Anonymous said...

Andy: lurve your name.

Anonymous said...

True: I'm going with musty vagina! Nice work!

Nosy_Canuck said...

I'm curious - is 'S' from the blind still around, recording for JLo/MV? It sounded like there was a final payment for S and then it was done. JLo has had some newer work since that agreement would have happened. Either they found someone who sounds identical, S is still around, or Autotunes is in overdrive?

Could this be the reason why JLo moved Benny into her house - to keep him close and lock down the potential of this getting out?

skimpymist said...

Musty vagina lol

Bubbles said...

Yeah, she would be perfect for MV except who the hell thinks she can sing or ever thought she could sing? And as I recall the stand in for MV had pipes so it would have to be someone like Mariah Carey, JLo not being able to sing would shock exactly who?

sandybrook said...

If anyone had ever noticed she is never really seen in public with family (and her sister Lynda is well known) , or friends (except for husbands or paid pieces)

Anonymous said...

FSP: bless you for not being snarky, and for the explanatory link. I still prefer musty vagina though...yes, I know how that sounds...

Terri said...

Now that Leah Remini is speaking out, I'd like to hear what she has to say about her bestie, J-Lo. I've felt she is a scientologist..she was at Tom and Katie's wedding and Leah has been her best friend for years.

come on Leah..spill all you know about her.

Anonymous said...

Thanks sandy for not patronising "newbies".

wanton said...

@VC - Me Chinese, me play joke. Me put pee pee in your coke!

sandybrook said...

@Rach she may have musty vagina maybe we can ask Casper why he cornholes. :)

figgy said...

Hopez is not MV, because her singing voice is not that good. MV's supposed singing voice is very good, which is the whole point.

Anonymous said...

Sandy: im thinking musty or minty fresh, Casper prefers beat toilets and glory holes to the tuna taco.

Beetlejuice said...

Typo or intentional- LOL at hopez

Now! said...

Wow, MV updates bring out some classic posters. Haven't seen some of you guys in a long time!

Bacon Ranch said...

I don't think she's MV either. Her voice is very thin. I figured it was someone with more actual singing talent.

wanton you must be a gay bashing Republican.

Topper Madison said...

Reading that old MV blind from 2006 makes me miss the original Enty(s). He wasn't at all judgmental over petty and inconsequential humanisms. He actually had a heart.

HD YEAHH said...

At 13 letters in MV name, the front runners are Britney and Jenny. I still think it's Jenny because she's just a bitch like that.

BringingUglyBack said...

Whoa Bacon Ranch. So you can call people out but if I do you want me banned?

Anonymous said...

She can't sing for shit.

Beetlejuice said...

Oh I second the ban on BringingUglyBack

VIPblonde said...

@figgy Some of the facts in the blind are fudged, remember? ;)

All I know is that Brit Brit did Star Search and Mickey Mouse Club as a kid, but
J Lo did Selena, everyone started asking if that was really her singing, Tommy Mottola took notice of her convincing lip-syncing skills, and signed her to take advantage of the whole Latin pop wave

Not A Ninny said...

Huh. A Warner Records-related connection to MV would really confirm the identity of ur-Enty. But he worked all over the music business early in his career, could have made a connection to the dead ghost-singer via a different route.

annanaannnaaaa said...

As much as I'm usually on board with your eerily accurate guesses... I still think J.Lo's speaking voice is waaaayy too similar to the vocals recorded in her songs for her to be MV.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Ok now I really believe she's MV ..,,
She cain't even find the right notes!

dishy said...

C U NEXT YOU KNOW WHAT!

Beetlejuice said...

Listen to VIP, she knows.

Angie said...

Yes...what IS MV?

Susan said...

This was a great blind. Obvi, Diddy is the first part. What did she do that was so calculating with Ben Affleck? I remember the whole Gigli/Jersey Girl debacle.

Isn't it time for some new MV updates? I don't think it's J. Lo either. I always thought it was Shania.

BringingUglyBack said...

Why though?

Pip said...

I think wanton was making fun of the time Vicki Cupper made that racist "joke" about Asians

Beetlejuice said...

People don't forget

msgirl said...

I suppose the thing with Ben was to get past just music and become a super celebrity.

Casper could just be to prove she's still got it - ya know younger guy, since she took up with him right after divorce to prove her utter desirability? Doesn't she know that he's a joke?

I hate people like this. My consolation is that they are so empty and unloved in life.

Not A Ninny said...

Do any of the non-JLo candidates for MV have connections to Warner Records?

timebob said...

All it takes is watching Jennifer's VH1 behind the music to know all of this. She lives, breathes and sweats ambition.

NomNom83 said...

"From the time our diva first burst on to the scene, she has been cold and calculating and makes every decision with a very cold heart. It is all business and everything she does is business."

Is it possible that this blind is maybe, sorta, kinda giving JLo way too much credit? I can see how Diddy and Affleck might fit, but Marc Anthony? Chris Judd? Casper? She seems like the kind of person who is in love with being in love, going from one relationship to the next. Doesn't mean she didn't use Diddy and Affleck, but I don't see the business sense in hooking up with back-up dancers.

mistang said...

Maybe those back-up dancers found out her secret and she offered them time in the spotlight and lots and lots of gifts.

LeeshaLou said...

I think JLO is MV. Her music matches her speaking voice now, but in the beginning of her career it didn't. I think she decided to keep making music after S died and that's why there is such a big difference from early albums to now...that's what I think anyway.

hromaki said...

There was a hint once that MV was born in the US, thus eliminating Shania.

crila16 said...

JLo isn't MV. There is absolutely no way. MV has only put out a total of 5 albums, and because the original singer died, MV will never be able to put out another album. JLo just put out a new album with new songs.

Also, JLo's speaking and singing voice are identical...and they're both horrible and annoying.

I think it's Shania Twain and I've always thought it was her.

crila16 said...

Don't care...if Shania was eliminated, because MV was born in the U.S. I think it's a way to throw us off, just like Enty does it with time frames too.

It's definitely Shania. She's the only one that fits perfect, except for the foreign born thing.

Unknown said...

+1. CDAN was just a different site all around then.

ForSure said...

Not sure if J.Ho is MV, but I can absolutely believe this blind.

From what I vaguely remember, she wasn't even the best dancer at the Fly Girl auditions back in the day, but she somehow managed to 'convince' someone to hire her for that.

She got someone to pay for her plastic surgery early on (not much, just to enhance what she already had a little) and then she convinced someone she could make a record. I remember the first time I heard her first album on headphones and I was stunned at how thin and weak her voice really was, even with all the production around it that was supposed to hide that.

She is an okay dancer with great choreographers who make her look better than she is, she is an okay singer who uses lots of dancing in her concerts to cover the weakness of her voice (when she's not lip syncing). She is absolutely ambitious and conniving, and she has created a package to sell to the world that has made her a billionaire. Glad I've never contributed one penny to her, and I never will.

Gayeld said...

Jennifer and Leah are still hanging out, so no Scio for Jennifer. She wouldn't be caught out with a nasty ole SP.

Not A Ninny said...

"MV has only put out a total of 5 albums, and because the original singer died, MV will never be able to put out another album."

That might have been true when the BI was written but perhaps subsequent advances in audio processing tech (AutoTune, etc.) have made it possible for MV to match the sound of her originally ghost-sung early tracks. Didn't J-Lo have a gap of a few years where she didn't put out any albums?

Anothergrayhare said...

Shania Twain is only 11 letters, Enty said MV's name has 13 letters. Also, Shania -- or Eileen as she was known then -- sang at the Deerhurst Resort, where you could never fake singing live, as well as on the Tommy Hunter Show and travelled with a band singing live all over Ontario. She wanted to be a pop singer, not country, and supported her siblings after her parents were killed in a car accident by singing at Deerhurst. Although she fits in lots of ways, it's not her.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Where did he say her name has 13 letters? That's the first time I've seen that. Someone once posted that Hillary Duff is MV. She fits in terms of having better recordings in the beginning of her solo career and then going really downhill. And she has NEVER sung live. EVER. She's always lip synched

Borg Queen said...

@Nom Nom - Mark Anthony is A+ in the Latin-music community and the top selling tropical salsa artist of all time.[1] The two-time Grammy and three-time Latin Grammy winner has sold more than 12 million albums worldwide.[wikipedia]

Before they got together, she never did concerts. But Mark took her out on the road for their joint concerts. He taught her alot. Unfortunately she didnt know Mark had huge tax debt and that was why she first took the American Idol gig.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

This thread on a Jlo fan forum seems to be saying that her singing has improved since her "on the 6" album. Would that fit MV?

Nosy_Canuck said...

@Prada - the way the blind is worded is that this would shock and awe the entire industry. Hillary is cute and all but if she turned out to be fake it wouldn't upset a whole lot except for her Lizzy McGuire residuals.

Eros said...

Yeah youre a sweetheart. I was wondering whats up with all the attitude in this post. Thanks

Anothergrayhare said...

@Prada Enty gave it as a clue one day: Hope this is clicky:

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search?q=MV+13+letters

Hillary Duff is 11 letters too. Just sayin'.

Eros said...

Holy crap there are a 1000 mvs. Is there a date range?

Land Manatee said...

I still say MV = Mary J. Blige

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Land Manatee said...

Mary Jane Blige = 13 letters

sbalb said...

ha, the fact that there are a bunch of people on here going "what's MV" just shows how much turnover there's been here. No snark, though, glad someone provided a link for everyone to analyze the original blind.
Way back in the day, I was convinced it was Shania. But with all the random hints from all the random Enty's over the years, it pretty much CAN'T be anyone but J-Lo at this point.
One thing that still bothers me, though- the original MV blind said something about people being "shocked" to learn that MV didn't really sing that well. It implied she was someone with a supposedly great voice, like Mariah, Celine, Shania, or even maybe Xtina. J-Lo and Brit, the two choices left to us these days, have never been known to have great voices, and no one would be "shocked" to learn they needed assistance on their recorded vocals.
My guess? Original Enty wrote the MV blind about someone else, and he (wherever he is) ain't never telling. Subsequent Enties, wanting to keep the site's mystique alive but not wanting to get their asses sued off, falsely narrowed the field down to a few "safe" choices, so that now, with this reveal, the readers will pretty much chalk this one up as solved (even though it never will be, officially) and the consequences of starting a (probably true) rumor that "Jennifer Lopez can't really sing" are much lesser than starting one that says "Celine Dion can't really sing".
Not saying, BTW, that I think the original blind was about Celine, just using her as an example of someone people might actually be surprised to hear that sort of rumor about.

Jessica said...

The thing she played innocent about, but actually caused to happen, was the gun incident with Diddy.

Jessie said...

Wow! I didn't realise just how many new commenters there are.

The thing that gets me with J Lo is that the singer was supposed to have this amazing voice but they needed a front person. It doesn't fit for me...but it's pretty much 99% revealed, hey?

MemoirsMay said...

I've always thought MV was Tionne Watkins(T-Boz). From TLC. The J Lo direction has seemed very placed in the last couple years

Not A Ninny said...

"Original Enty wrote the MV blind about someone else, and he (wherever he is)..."

ur-Enty works in the reality show biz these days. I am reasonably sure he still posts the odd item to CDAN. Anything about Heidi Klum probably comes from him.

Seahorse said...

Amen MerryB I would believe VIP if she told me Katie Holmes was really Tom Cruise in drag or that at heart Douche Canoe Asston was a stand up Guy.

Molly McButter said...

Re:speaking voice - this isn't hard to do. They did a blend of voices for those musicals in the 40s and 50s like king and I and my fair lady. Deborah Kerr and Audrey Hepburn, respectively, "sang" the vocals, so did marni nixon, and they mixed them.

CaseyBee said...

A former co-worker of mine used to go to Deerhurst Resort (in Muskoka, Canada) back in the day and saw Shania Twain singing live and long before she became famous. He said she was really good and sounded the same as after she became well known. So I don't think MV is Shania.

Henriette said...

Does this shock anyone? JBlow is known for using all of her men and lying about everything. Of course, I still can't figure out where Casper the Gay Ghost comes in.

I've always thought she was MV.

PotPourri said...

The Whole Strip Club thing with Affleck, then the Shooting with Diddy...she was probably the instigator in both of them.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Bprofane...OMG, is the real Enty Tim Gunn?!?

annanaannnaaaa said...

I don't see a reason to be crankypants to newbies, when we were (most of us) also new at some point.

Jed Antony said...

I know someone who dated JLo's manager Benny Medina and from what he said she doesn't have the brains for this....it's all Medina.

The one juicy bit of gossip I got about her though is that she's a big size queen. Loves big dick and pays for dozens of hot men all over the globe to be on call whenever she's in the country. Also the whole "Love?" album release was planned by her (Medina) to be released exactly when she divorced him...

Angie said...

Thanks FSP...appreciate the link. Its nice to see not every old timer feels the need to be an asshole to the newbies.

Sherry said...

So Jed are you telling us that Affleck has a big cock?

Shinobi Jedi said...

MV is Madonna. I heard this years ago from Jacky Jasper before either he or Enty were in the web gossip game.

trouble bubble said...

@Shinobi, I have not ruled Madonna out as MV too. Her real name Louise Ciccone has 13 letters too. She had that Ray of Light album, where she sings and sounds good. And then (presumably when S died) she started all that Disco crap, which does not require singing

amused bush said...

Like Land Manatee, I always thought MV was Mary j. I am intrigued by the Madonna guess though (Madonna Louise = 13 letters).

Paige English said...

Beyonce Carter = 13...BC = MV with Solange aka Basement Baby as the real talent...

Axel Carlisle said...

Madonna's singing voice sounds exactly like her speaking voice, so I doubt she's MV. Plus she's been around since the 80s and it doesn't seem like S goes all the way back to that decade. She also sang live during the Oscars for "You Must Love Me" and sounded exactly like herself, except she sounded nervous.

J-Lo fits best. She did only start her singing career in the late 90s which fits into the S timeline. I've also listened recently to some of her older songs and compared against her speaking voice (on AI as well as some of her movies), and one can believe they are different people. Try it.

While Britney is somewhat viable, it's doubtful. Aside from her time in the Mickey Mouse club, she also has a very distinctive voice which sounds the same between her speaking voice and her recordings.

Henriette said...

Madonna's real name is "Madonna." Her full birth name is: Madonna Louise Ciccone, but since her stage name is "Madonna." That rules her out for a 13 letter name.

Shinobi Jedi said...

Doubt it if you want, but nobody has been a bigger female artist than Madonna over the last thirty years. Nobody. Think about it, the bigger the artist, the bigger the stakes if they were faking it, right?

As for the 13 letter thing, Sorry, but that's not a good enough eliminating theory when all the Enty's here have demonstrated repeatedly that they can't spell or count for shit..

Of course the singing voice and speaking voice are going to sound similar. These aren't stupid people orchestrating this; including and especially Madonna.

MV is Madonna. I know a lot of rappers and music people from my days of running with Jacky Jasper. This has been an open secret in Black Music for years. I heard this two years before Enty published it and remember my jaw dropping the floor the first time I read it here because it was the one Blind I heard about before.

This is Madonna. Nobody's bigger throughout the last 30 years. Not Bey, not J-Ho.

Believe what you want, but this is Madonna. And it will never be revealed because Madonna's too powerful now and there's too much $$ to lose.

Fuck the numbers and letters. Enty can't spell or count. That's how you know there's no real lawyer here. But people are trying to find out who is writing this blog. Believe that too...

amused bush said...

Her original last name is Knowles which would be 14 letters.

Land Manatee said...

@V - Thanks for supporting my Mary J. Blige guess. She is HUGE. As HUGE as Madonna. This would be a SHOCK. Based on specific clue Enty has given, it rules out the likes of Madonna, Beyonce, J-Lo, Shania, etc. Here is what I posted before about this...

Since we want to touch base on the MV topic again, here are my reasons on why I feel it is Mary J. Blige based on the majority of the clues Enty has given and other observations/facts:

1. Mary Jane Blige = 13 Letters
2. Hyphenated nickname = Queen of hip-hop soul (Sean Combs originally nicknamed Blige the "Queen of Ghetto Love". However, Andre Harrell, Combs's supervisor, found the name unsatisfactory and subsequently dubbed her the "Queen of Hip-Hop Soul")
3. As for the man who stopped paying 'S'. Her manager was Kendu Isaacs in 2000. If he recruited S, she (or very few) would not have known who he was. As opposed to Diddy (who might be another consideration for the man who stopped paying S) who most would have known who he was in that time.
4. She is American
5. She was married to Martin Kendu Isaacs from 2003-2011
6. She is as loyal as a real mother to her 3 step-children to this day!
7. She has sold millions of CD's and has had hundreds of concerts all over the world.
8. She has a song named "MJB da MVP". Could be Enty left off the 'P' on MVP so not to make the connection so obvious or it could just be a far reach on my part.
9. At some point in the questionable timeline it was said she had, "personal/professional issues (was thinking about doing an indepth interview)". Though this could apply to anyone, it could defiently apply to MJB.
10. One big clue was that her second album did better than her first. MJB's second album 'My Life' did far better than her debut album 'What's the 411?'.
11. MJB had the No More Drama tour in 2002. Significant if this timeline is correct: S was recruited in late 2000, recorded for several weeks, MONTHS later she heard song on the radio. About 9 months after she met the guy who approached and gave her money she was asked to record again for a tour. This means MV was touring sometime in late 2001 or early 2002.
12. MV has fooled everyone for over 10 years, winning awards and making millions. MJB has been around long enough to fit this clue.
13. I think her look, style and early choreography are part of the "illusion". No different than JLo or Britney.
14. Within 12 months before 11/10/11's MV clue, she had CD singles off her album My Life II...The Journey Continues.
15. If it were MJB, it would rock the industry to its core!
16. Has anyone ever wondered why Enty would say, "If anything should happen to him" about MV? As if he knows his life is threatened if it got out? MJB is all about the ghetto, gansta, hood, etc. She hangs out with the likes of P. Diddy, Lil Wayne, 50 Cent, The Game, (Notorious B.I.G.), (Tupac), etc. It's all about taking someone out if they are crossed. Would anyone want to take that risk?
Who in their right mind would really talk to the media about the truth behind this (if it were MJB) without feeling threatened for their life?

Can she sing? This MEGA artist? There have many that have questioned her abilities.
Links that might say otherwise:

National Anthem At Kentucky Derby

Forum Questioning Singing

More Regarding Her Bad Singing

Interesting Read/Interview

Interestingly enough, when you search CDAN, Enty has always had MAD LOVE for MJB, so I could be wrong. But she fits the majority of the clues, me thinks!

Unknown said...

her speaking voice and singing voice and accent are exactly the same though... and she never belts and goes to difficult notes.

HOWEVER, I remember the first time she ever sang live on TV which was I think on Leno and I remember thinking somebody either kill me or this already dying cat voiced woman. It was excruciating, horrible... so I'm torn on Jello being MV

Badguesser said...

Yeah, the original blind says MV's singer was very good.,,, nothing I've ever heard from J Lo sounds very good.

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