Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Blind Item #1

This former B list mostly movie actress who brought new meaning to the words drunken mess lost her career but now has it back thanks to a lucky break. She is doing her best to lose it again after she threw a drink in a waiter's face after she says he brought her the wrong one and then started screaming at him. Making matters worse for the future is that she wasn't kicked out of the place.

31 comments:

LottaColada said...

Mischa Barton

Kristin said...

Natasha Lyonne

MBK said...

Anyone who abuses waitstaff deserves their career to go down the toilet.

Bacon Ranch said...

I was thinking Tara, Lotta. Only because of the movie ref.
What would be her lucky break, though?
..And really, would she waste alcohol like that, wrong drink or not?

Murphy said...

Kiki Dunst

Bacon Ranch said...

Amen MBK

WastedTime said...

Sean Young was the first name that came to mind.

12-Inch Chewbacca said...

Tara Reid

FSP said...

@Bacon Cheddar - Orange is the New Black

Kristin said...

Lyonne is former movies, lucky break is Orange is the New Black.

LottaColada said...

Mischa Barton is booking jobs left and right all of a sudden.

Bacon Ranch said...

@PSF
Orange has always been that way. When have you met a fruit named black?

Bacon Ranch said...

..well aside from blackberries, but oranges can still squish 'em.

ORANGE FTW

FSP said...

Blackberry is a bitch.

veee said...

I go with Sean Young. Sads. I had hopes for her comeback but now just enjoy her performance in Blade Runner.

Rach Around said...

I love a glorious drunken mess. I hope she can make it to my Xmas party (emphasis on the X)

Cee Kay said...

@Bacon Tara's lucky break would be Sharknado. I would agree that I can't see her wasting booze, though.

Seven of Eleven said...

To be fair, it doesn't say the drink she threw was alcoholic. It's quite possible he brought her a regular Diet Coke instead of 8 oz of booze with a splash of Diet Coke.

auntliddy said...

I hate to say it, and hope it isnt, but Winona Ryder?

car54 said...

Tara/Sharknado

Tru Leigh said...

I thought Kiki D, too. But the Winona guess works also.

Tru Leigh said...

I thought Kiki D, too. But the Winona guess works also.

Massive G said...

Blohan

di butler said...

Ah, damn. I like Natasha.

sarah.estell said...

Lilo? Lucky break being Oprah. I refuse to listen to anything about my beloved Winona.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

please don't be Natasha. I am happy that she is active in HW again after so long. Same with the that 70's show chick, she was also missing for a while, only doing crappy stuff or nothing at all. (blaming Xenu)

Basil said...

I'm going with Blohan on this. If she loses Oprah's mighty blessing she might as well head on to interstate truck stops to keep making money.

Jaiden_S said...

Lilo.

SMJ said...

Lilo was A list. I don't know if Tara Reid was ever B list. Has Mischa Barton had a lucky break? Can't think of one. I'll say Kirsten or Wynonna, but they may have been A or A- at some point. I never know Enty's scale.

schneefloeckli said...

Kirsten Drunkst

Nooo...Really? said...

Marisa Tomei