Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Blind Item #16

Apparently this former almost A- list mostly movie actress thinks her recent actions will keep investigators from following her photo trail of countries and activities. Umm, it won't. 

51 comments:

dunduhdunddun said...

Lindsay Lohan

cheesegrater15 said...

God, please yes. I'll buy every CDANer champagne if she's finally popped.

filmfanb said...

Ill hold you to that!

Tricia13 said...

Hahahah-Please let it Veuve, please please πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ˜‰

Samantha Willow said...

Fromage!

cheesegrater15 said...

You'll get FlipFlop and you'll like it!!

Newbomb said...

I would still have (protected) sex with Lindsay. I just wouldn't pay for it. Maybe pay a little.

Count Jerkula said...

What is she doing, smuggling drugs in her cooter? She probably can't get much more than 1/2 a kilo up there, so what's the big deal?

If you're not a hemorrhoid get off my ass said...

What is she doing and who's hot on her trail?

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

How about a nice red Bordeaux? I’m a sucker for red French wine.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

In thinking she's probably converting too many riyal into USD and not paying income tax on it. US citizens are required to pay federal tax on $ they earn even if it's in a foreign country or yacht.

Guesser said...

@cheesegrater,better put notice that they must be registered before Jan24,2018!

mandijoi said...

She's probably stolen more stuff again. I think we are in the hundreds of thousands at this point. Champagne for all, coming soon!

Tricia13 said...

Ahhh.... now that is a thing of beauty,a good Bordeaux....hey cheese grater is springing for the top shelf stuff so put your request in now!

Brayson87 said...

Her life has been so messed up that they have to make a movie about it someday, "Two Nostrils Three Holes"

Tricia13 said...

You spoil us!
Can we have a nice gruyere or Roquefort to accompany😜🍽🎯

tinydancer61 said...

Ohhh...is this why Lohan deleted her social media?

Her said...

She's a Muslim paradise prostitute.

Who would have thought that cute little redhead would have turned out like this? Well I guess if I had seen her mom years ago I would have put two and two together.

Her said...

Oh, and I'm a Bordeaux lover. Has to be at least 3 years old.

Saintpat said...

@cheesegrater15: According to several blinds, she's been 'popped' more times than we can count.

LizOz said...

I’m a happy girl with either!! Am I imagining things or was there a Franco blind and now there isn’t?

alibelle123 said...

Ah, my fellow Long Islander,please be true. Oh and yes, wine, champs and cheese please

Tricia13 said...

Niiiicce... I wanna hang out with you Her:)
Nothing like a cold rainy evening/full bodied Bordeaux/ and good food/conversation....

Tricia13 said...

Rainy OR snowy...(I miss them both)

Alexandria Anna said...

Oh, I'm hooked on that Champagne too Cheesegrater15 lol. No worries, I'm no connaisseur, it can be cheap af for me haha.

Samantha Willow said...

Maybe if LiLo slaps on some of that #YachtzOnFyre perfume she can work her magic...

cheesegrater15 said...

I think you pair FlipFlop with Velveeta.

Sierra said...

@Her "Has to be at least 3 years old."

Isn't that the motto of somebody in another blind item?

cheesegrater15 said...

Ehhhhhh, that depends on how much they make, what country it is, and how, uh, legal the services are.

I lived and worked overseas for 8 years and while I filed my taxes I claimed the foreign earned income credit so I didn't owe any taxes in the US. It was pretty sweet.

cheesegrater15 said...

Yes!

Tricia13 said...

Omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‹πŸ»πŸŽ―

Boldblonde said...

Who cares?? she doesn't hurt anybody. Those people have money they won't miss.

If you're not a hemorrhoid get off my ass said...

How would the IRS now how much she made for chrissakes?

I don't drink, have always wanted to try champagne, so count me in on the drinking party. I'll bring---something.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Well, they wouldn't know how much money she actually makes, but that's what they'd be trying to find out. If she's filed taxes in the US, they would, however, know how much money she a.) claims to have made and b.) is reported to have made. If she's come up for a random audit (they do happen), then, the IRS might want to take a look at her bank accounts. If her lifestyle exceeds her claimed earnings, or, if there's just a bunch of random deposits for however much it costs to have sex with Lindsay Lohan, then they would ask her how she made that income and why she didn't pay taxes on it. Or, if she's ever filed for bankruptcy, the bankruptcy trustee, in legally discharging certain or all of her debts, would also have a right to know about all of her assets and expenses. If either of these entities felt she was evading justice they'd be within their rights (and experience) in tracking her down anywhere in the world.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

I'm rethinking this one. Maybe it's Pamela Anderson. Almost A- list means B+ list, right? Lindsay has to be at least former stone-cold A list, no?

Weekittylass said...

Wouldn't Pammy be mostly tv? All they have to do is pull Lohan's credit card statements to get an idea of her income, if she pays on them. Newbomb better tie a board to his ass because the nether holes are probably all stretched out by now. Then again, she might get a tighten and tune yearly. That could be tax deductible if it affects her job. Do they do the tightening surgery for the sphincter? I need to call my gusband Jack.

Diana said...

YES !! LL

nonyabusiness said...

Definitely LiLo, she deleted all of her instagram photos.

PattiJoy said...

Can you say ... money laundering?!

Randaleese said...

+1. The country my OAO is in now...total crap, but it sure beats paying the taxes we would have to pay, we’re he home!

Violet said...

That poor kid. Classic H'wood casualty.

If you have kids who want to act, let them try out for the local community theatre production of "Peter Pan" or "Sound of Music."

hunter said...

Enty always calls Lindsay former almost A- mostly movie actress and this is definitely her.

Now if she had any foresight and ability to plan, she would have a proper money laundering situation set up through which to claim and deduct income and expenses but does she? No because she's too much of a lazy grifter to do the bare minimum to check that one basic box. Tough luck.

She's not even dumb, she's just a lazy entitled asshole.

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Emily said...

After this post, I googled her Instagram page and it has all been deleted today. I wonder if this post had anything to do with this?

abbizmal said...

It's a fire crotch cocaine caddy.

Aaron B. said...

I would guess trying to wipe her social media presence is "her recent actions." Good luck with that. The Internet never forgets. She should have talked to Huma and gotten some money laundering pointers.

Bitters said...

You know even with protection you can catch various STD's or STIs right?! I mean, lilo of present day? Get some standards

Bitters said...

Umm, those are called 'appearance fees'

PG Tips said...

Lindsay being a 'muslim' that is a cover for her shenanigans.
My friend said maybe she gets paid just to go to dinner. I laughed hard. :)

longtimereader said...

Good grief! all these years reading CDAN and enty still does lohan blinds. We get it and no longer care.

Poppymann said...

What if she's smuggling cash around? Taxes be damned, she could be moving money all around the globe to finance Al-Qaeda, or the Hoff's cheeseburger addiction.

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