Saturday, August 04, 2018

Blind Item #3

This former B+ list singer who comes from a singing family has always used shock to stand out from the rest of her family. She has somehow managed to really keep her career afloat despite much obvious talent. Currently she is putting that very weak career in jeopardy with the use of pills and booze.

31 comments:

not surprised said...

Miley Cyrus?

Donna said...

Solange?

J said...

Solange belongs behind bars. I don't feel safe with her free to commit assault.

not surprised said...

Oh...disregard my guess. I didn't see the "much obvious talent." Isn't Cyrus.

Vessimede Barstool said...

Cyrus has a great country singing voice, she's just an absolutely fucking terrible pop singer. Plus she was A+ at her peak, she was the biggest star in music when she stimulated anal sex with Robert Thicke and dry humped those teddy bears at the VMAs. At the time I thought the culture had reached peak retard, how wrong I was.

nonyabusiness said...

Solange will always live in the shadow of her sister. That's a fact and something that will never change.

J said...

She lives in the basement, in the shadow of ground level. LOL

Humor Me said...

This screams Miley Cyrus.

HeatherBee said...

LaToya Jackson for sure.

Jane Hanoi said...

If miley, must be due to th break-up with liam. He finally came to his senses and she’s letting it all hang out again

DDonna Tarttty said...

I think it was supposed to be "NOT much obvious talent."

andrea said...

I like the LaToya guess. I don’t think Miley has a weak career and she’s loaded.

gauloise said...

I dont understand how Miley and Lohan are B+ at their peak, and other people I have barely heard of are A.

The Clap said...

Miley?! On pills?! I don’t believe!

MDAnderson said...

Tamar Braxton

J said...

Marie Osmond probably.

plot said...

@J

"Solange belongs behind bars. I don't feel safe with her free to commit assault."

You imagine you will ever be close enough to Solange for her to assault you? Or is it just a fantasy?

J said...

Nightmare.

Vessimede Barstool said...

Yeah this is definitely not Miley. Yes she's a coked up whore who's had more cocks in her than a Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise. Yes she's a drug addled slut. Yes she's not very talented and got famous from being whored out by her dad and then by giving her own virgine it's own casting agent. However she didn't peak at B, she was 100% an A-lister and I'm guessing still is.

Anyway there's a few coked up, pill popping B listers who fit the bl. Ashlee Simpson, Jamie Lyn Spears, Solange. All peaked at B (Solange is more a D lister though).

Donna said...

@plot 😂🙏😂

Krispyc said...

This is my guess as well.

But he always refers to Tamar as (former) talk show host/ reality star / singer.

RealRescuesDon'tDoThis said...

Ashlee Simpson?

LEANNE NORMAN said...

I think it's more likely to be Noah Cyrus rather than Miley who is still A list and peakat A+

GentleBreeze said...

Vessimede Barstool KFC doesn't use roosters in their fried chicken. So your simile falls flat.

Bluejay22 said...

My guess is Ashlee Simpson or Marie Osmond.

Moose said...

Solange isn’t a “former” and after the universal acclaim “A Seat At The Table” received, I can’t imagine she’s not an A.

I think it’s Ashlee Simpson.

hhstarr said...

Wish it were not true, but Miley is still A list. Both my teen daughters like her. (Ugh). My eldest (who is technically not a teen anymore) went to her wrecking ball concert or whatever she was singing back the.
N and she said it was a fantastic concert- better than Drake and The Biebs, though that doesn’t say much.i can’t. O plain, I went to a New Kids On The Block concert in my teen days.

J F said...

How about.... more cocks than the Abbey on a Sunday Funday?

Fixed it for you

J F said...

Miley Rocks... anyone with a tongue like that is A/A+ in my book....

Bubbles said...

Exactly Moose, didn't Solange win a Grammy or two for that album? She has a huge fan base and I can attest to her talent along with the throngs of others who enjoyed her Saturday night closing set at last years AfroPunk.

MarShana said...

Its gotta be Tamar Braxton. she just had a tiff with some airline and the pilot. she can sing her face off. I also think shes still in her sister toni's shadow.

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