Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Blind Item #9

In some fantasy world that only exists in her mind, this Teen Mom thinks there is a huge demand for her from streaming networks. Umm, no there isn't. Oh, I'm sure that the three initialed one tells her there is and that she should cut and run and can make big money from the people with the cement ponds, but he is just lashing out because no one wants to hire him for anything and fears losing control. There is only so long she will sign over those paychecks without wondering what could be with some other loser who would support her and want a baby with her.

14 comments:

  1. Nice Beverly Hillbillies reference.

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  2. Porn Hub isn't a streaming network? Janelle would make millions over there.

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  3. The disgusting pig Janelle.

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  4. jenelle? what are 'cement ponds?' and who is the 3 initialed one?

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    1. Swimming pools. That is what the Clampett’s and Bodine’s called them on the BHB. I love that show!

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  5. Jenelle. She was bragging on last nights episode that Netflix and amazon want her for projects.

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  6. Jenelle Evans. The "3 initialed one" is her husband UBT (Uncle Bad Touch aka David Eason).

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  7. A cement pond (make sure you pronounce it SEE-ment), is an outdoor swimming pool. No idea how that makes sense in the blind.

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    1. Probably inferring that the rich have the pools.

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  8. Very obviously Jenelle. I don't see a good ending to that relationship.

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  9. Don't insult a classic Tv show!!! The nerve! Trash bag Evan's is more appropriate.

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  11. The Ballad of Janelle Evans

    Come on y’all & listen to my story ‘bout a whore
    A thirsty teenage skank, who was tired a bein’ a poor.
    And then one day she was a layin’ on her back,
    When out came a baby all a slidin’ out her crack...

    Teen mom, she is, total cooze. poor life choices.

    Well the 1st thing ya know, MTV makes her a dollaraire,
    Her inbred kinfolk said “ho ya best move away from thare”
    Said “Kaliforny is the place you oughta be”
    So she loaded up her Kia & a moved to Beverleeeeee

    Hills, that is. Swimming pools, knee pads.

    (Alternate verse with “something something U-B-Teeeeee”)

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  12. Damn @Itttt that is a banger. I definitely sang along hahahah

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