Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Blind Item #9

In some fantasy world that only exists in her mind, this Teen Mom thinks there is a huge demand for her from streaming networks. Umm, no there isn't. Oh, I'm sure that the three initialed one tells her there is and that she should cut and run and can make big money from the people with the cement ponds, but he is just lashing out because no one wants to hire him for anything and fears losing control. There is only so long she will sign over those paychecks without wondering what could be with some other loser who would support her and want a baby with her.

15 comments:

DotDotDot said...

Nice Beverly Hillbillies reference.

sandybrook said...

Porn Hub isn't a streaming network? Janelle would make millions over there.

MountainMama said...

The disgusting pig Janelle.

nancer said...

jenelle? what are 'cement ponds?' and who is the 3 initialed one?

Lyss L said...

Jenelle. She was bragging on last nights episode that Netflix and amazon want her for projects.

HarryBrownNoser said...

Jenelle Evans. The "3 initialed one" is her husband UBT (Uncle Bad Touch aka David Eason).

Cail Corishev said...

A cement pond (make sure you pronounce it SEE-ment), is an outdoor swimming pool. No idea how that makes sense in the blind.

schweetyfleety said...

Swimming pools. That is what the Clampett’s and Bodine’s called them on the BHB. I love that show!

DotDotDot said...

Probably inferring that the rich have the pools.

Wendy said...

Very obviously Jenelle. I don't see a good ending to that relationship.

Sd Auntie said...

Don't insult a classic Tv show!!! The nerve! Trash bag Evan's is more appropriate.

Itttt said...
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Itttt said...

The Ballad of Janelle Evans

Come on y’all & listen to my story ‘bout a whore
A thirsty teenage skank, who was tired a bein’ a poor.
And then one day she was a layin’ on her back,
When out came a baby all a slidin’ out her crack...

Teen mom, she is, total cooze. poor life choices.

Well the 1st thing ya know, MTV makes her a dollaraire,
Her inbred kinfolk said “ho ya best move away from thare”
Said “Kaliforny is the place you oughta be”
So she loaded up her Kia & a moved to Beverleeeeee

Hills, that is. Swimming pools, knee pads.

(Alternate verse with “something something U-B-Teeeeee”)

Wendy said...

Damn @Itttt that is a banger. I definitely sang along hahahah

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